The Beaumont🌻
@thebeaumont.bsky.social
lawyer | shellback | denizen of the seaport | fintwit reply gal | epicurean | liability management enthusiast | a still better seaward peep | this goiter kills fascists
are those the little stripy guys who are highly venomous but whose teeth are like soft toothbrushes and cannot pierce the skin?
October 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
are those the little stripy guys who are highly venomous but whose teeth are like soft toothbrushes and cannot pierce the skin?
This sounds like some sort of proverb with potentially broader application
October 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This sounds like some sort of proverb with potentially broader application
Well then you’ll have to hop off there
October 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Well then you’ll have to hop off there
Throw it out the window in Rotebro
October 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Throw it out the window in Rotebro
I feel like this sort of thing has somehow been made worse rather than better by rideshare apps. (I say this as someone who waited an hour for an Uber at the US Open last year.)
June 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I feel like this sort of thing has somehow been made worse rather than better by rideshare apps. (I say this as someone who waited an hour for an Uber at the US Open last year.)
Oh I put it back. I did not grab a different box no siree bob.
June 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Oh I put it back. I did not grab a different box no siree bob.
Was shopping in my local Gristede’s in my building 20 years ago and I picked up a box of cereal and a mouse had eaten a hole in it and oh yeah the mouse was right there on the shelf looking resentfully at me for taking its box 🐁
June 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Was shopping in my local Gristede’s in my building 20 years ago and I picked up a box of cereal and a mouse had eaten a hole in it and oh yeah the mouse was right there on the shelf looking resentfully at me for taking its box 🐁
Pitcairn 🇵🇳 is a different story
May 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Pitcairn 🇵🇳 is a different story
tbh I think it's the prettiest city in Europe
April 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
tbh I think it's the prettiest city in Europe
can’t wait to see them build a container terminal there 🏗️ 🚢
April 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
can’t wait to see them build a container terminal there 🏗️ 🚢
Say hello to my leetle friend 💉 (Ozempic™️) 🇩🇰
April 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Say hello to my leetle friend 💉 (Ozempic™️) 🇩🇰
I feel this so deeply
April 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I feel this so deeply
Gotta have some hap to have a mishap and hoo ee are they hapless
March 31, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Gotta have some hap to have a mishap and hoo ee are they hapless
It’s a relaxation thing which is why the idea of doing it to “wake up my body” is ridiculous. (I do a slightly different version called 3-4-7 breathing which is literally better than ambien for when I can’t fall asleep.)
Box breathing: How to do it, benefits, and tips
Box breathing is a deep breathing technique that can help relieve stress. Also known as four-square breathing, it may reduce improve mental focus.
www.medicalnewstoday.com
March 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It’s a relaxation thing which is why the idea of doing it to “wake up my body” is ridiculous. (I do a slightly different version called 3-4-7 breathing which is literally better than ambien for when I can’t fall asleep.)
The sheer amount of quackery and nonsense per column inch is staggering. Like, that’s *not* what box breathing is nor should you be doing it first thing in the morning… I could go on and on… but sure, sister, you do you!
March 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The sheer amount of quackery and nonsense per column inch is staggering. Like, that’s *not* what box breathing is nor should you be doing it first thing in the morning… I could go on and on… but sure, sister, you do you!
It's like that old chestnut the retroencabulator
March 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It's like that old chestnut the retroencabulator
Let's all just get on Beijing time and then everyone can have their weird local folkways without all the scheduling mayhem
March 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Let's all just get on Beijing time and then everyone can have their weird local folkways without all the scheduling mayhem