The Beaumont🌻
@thebeaumont.bsky.social
lawyer | shellback | denizen of the seaport | fintwit reply gal | epicurean | liability management enthusiast | a still better seaward peep | this goiter kills fascists
Seems like they took this a bit too literally
March 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Seems like they took this a bit too literally
The urge to make a tart with caramelized onions is primal
February 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The urge to make a tart with caramelized onions is primal
when you use nominative determinism to pick the email address for your spambot
January 31, 2025 at 1:22 PM
when you use nominative determinism to pick the email address for your spambot
A truck-trucking truck trucking a truck-trucking truck
January 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
A truck-trucking truck trucking a truck-trucking truck
Whomst amongst us
January 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Whomst amongst us
The pedometer of Sisyphus
January 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The pedometer of Sisyphus
Merry Christmas y’all 🤠
December 26, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Merry Christmas y’all 🤠
This lightning storm is really something (it’s been doing this nonstop for an hour now)
December 25, 2024 at 2:04 AM
This lightning storm is really something (it’s been doing this nonstop for an hour now)
Someone at the NYPD is getting paid by the word
December 4, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Someone at the NYPD is getting paid by the word
The Amtrak hot dog hits the spot 🚂🌭
November 27, 2024 at 7:55 PM
The Amtrak hot dog hits the spot 🚂🌭
“History doesn’t echo, it rhymes”
November 24, 2024 at 4:09 AM
“History doesn’t echo, it rhymes”
Timeline cleanser, if you see this, quote a picture of yourself as a child.
November 18, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Timeline cleanser, if you see this, quote a picture of yourself as a child.
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
November 17, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
is this something?
November 7, 2024 at 11:05 PM
is this something?
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl jam or Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
October 19, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl jam or Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
the only time i’ve been an moderately early adopter of anything
September 18, 2024 at 5:42 PM
the only time i’ve been an moderately early adopter of anything
i’m just cargo to these people
September 6, 2024 at 12:31 AM
i’m just cargo to these people
omg we could also hit upplands vasby
August 2, 2024 at 9:55 PM
omg we could also hit upplands vasby