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JARV IS
@theasohdefence.com
Failing musician. Successful cat enthusiast. I write words for a living.

Music / Comics / Books / Games / Socialism / Retro gaming / Wrasslin

Glasgow, Scotland

"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."
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A piece by the head of Rock En Siene today.

"...the Kneecap concert at Rock en Seine took place without the slightest incident. No tension, no violence. Nothing but artists, music, audience. Proof, if any were needed, that what some elected officials fear is not disorder, but freedom."

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August 29, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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August 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Sterling work from Tony at Sun and Moon Tattoo, Glasgow on my new Chrono Trigger piece. Absolutely delighted with this. 🤘🤘
August 8, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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This 40-year-old ad is fantastic. A brilliant piece of art, with a similar minimalist quality seen in Ultimate's marketing materials during the same period. Would make a lovely giant poster. Game was really good, too.
July 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Bumped into the bold Freddie, mayor and protector of Shawlands today. Some lad.
July 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I am bag now
June 16, 2025 at 10:52 AM
New PB today at the Glasgow 10k today. Huge congrats to all the Southside Slowies running today, was a cracker! 🩷⚫
June 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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I've put all my heart and soul into this experience. I'm happy, nervous, and relieved to release my work finally. You can now purchase Without a Dawn on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3145620/...
Thank you for all the support! 💚💛
#indiegame #visualnovel #gamedev #steam
Save 15% on Without a Dawn on Steam
Without a Dawn is a dark, psychological, and philosophical visual horror novel featuring hauntingly beautiful pseudo-ASCII art.
store.steampowered.com
May 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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One year ago. Never forget.
February 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The Jesus Lizard still fuckin rule btw. David Yow is a maniac. 64. Turns up wearing a thong, cowboy boats, Billy Eilish t-shirt and a fur coat then proceeds to skull a pint every 10 minutes for an hour and a half while crowd surfing then playing 2 encores.
January 8, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Unlocking core memories listening to the original Final Fantasy 7 soundtrack today. I've only now realised it's basically the score to a lost Twin Peaks series.
January 8, 2025 at 11:26 AM
MOOD. (Festive out of office edition)
December 19, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Completed Streets of Rage and Streets of Rage 2 last night. Getting my new year's resolutions ticked off early. 😂
December 18, 2024 at 2:26 PM
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It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
December 15, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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Nintendo Switch Online gets classic NES and Game Boy Color Tetris - and here's Alexey Pajitnov to introduce them www.eurogamer.net/nintendo-swi...
December 12, 2024 at 11:01 AM
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Today's #beautifulmaps is the classic Maniac Mansion, this from the 1990 NES version from Jaleco.
December 11, 2024 at 6:55 AM
GET THE HEATING UP, DICKHEAD (Stereo remaster edition)
December 11, 2024 at 11:42 AM
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New podcast about the evil structures that prop up our system and how getting electrocuted by tins of tomatoes changed my bolognese recipe . Dog bless you all ❤️ open.spotify.com/episode/5zpJ...
Geopolitics and Spaghetti Bolognese
The Blindboy Podcast · Episode
open.spotify.com
December 11, 2024 at 10:31 AM
This is still one of the greatest moments for me in a game ever. I only played the original Chrono Trigger on the SNES thanks to an American pal in school, and pined for it when he went back to the states. When I finally got a copy for Playstation, I lost my mind at this. A truly magical game. ❤️❤️❤️ 🕹️
Chrono Trigger Frog Wields The Masamune
YouTube video by The Gaming Mole: Brad_Ry
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December 3, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Reindeer gathered in their masses.
December 3, 2024 at 8:02 PM
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New #PS5 update lets players change their startup animation and audio to PS1, PS2, PS3, or PS4 animations 🕹️
December 2, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Deleted all my tweets from the other place and locked my account down tonight. I'm done.

Feels good. 🤘
December 2, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Solid 5-2 win at the Shawlands theatre of dreams today. MTLN
November 30, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Post you from a different era.
November 29, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Ahem....

YAAAAAAS
Alright…I’m here.
November 27, 2024 at 10:11 PM