JARV IS
@theasohdefence.com
Failing musician. Successful cat enthusiast. I write words for a living.
Music / Comics / Books / Games / Socialism / Retro gaming / Wrasslin
Glasgow, Scotland
"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."
Music / Comics / Books / Games / Socialism / Retro gaming / Wrasslin
Glasgow, Scotland
"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."
Sterling work from Tony at Sun and Moon Tattoo, Glasgow on my new Chrono Trigger piece. Absolutely delighted with this. 🤘🤘
August 8, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Sterling work from Tony at Sun and Moon Tattoo, Glasgow on my new Chrono Trigger piece. Absolutely delighted with this. 🤘🤘
Bumped into the bold Freddie, mayor and protector of Shawlands today. Some lad.
July 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Bumped into the bold Freddie, mayor and protector of Shawlands today. Some lad.
New PB today at the Glasgow 10k today. Huge congrats to all the Southside Slowies running today, was a cracker! 🩷⚫
June 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
New PB today at the Glasgow 10k today. Huge congrats to all the Southside Slowies running today, was a cracker! 🩷⚫
The Jesus Lizard still fuckin rule btw. David Yow is a maniac. 64. Turns up wearing a thong, cowboy boats, Billy Eilish t-shirt and a fur coat then proceeds to skull a pint every 10 minutes for an hour and a half while crowd surfing then playing 2 encores.
January 8, 2025 at 11:34 AM
The Jesus Lizard still fuckin rule btw. David Yow is a maniac. 64. Turns up wearing a thong, cowboy boats, Billy Eilish t-shirt and a fur coat then proceeds to skull a pint every 10 minutes for an hour and a half while crowd surfing then playing 2 encores.
MOOD. (Festive out of office edition)
December 19, 2024 at 3:34 PM
MOOD. (Festive out of office edition)
GET THE HEATING UP, DICKHEAD (Stereo remaster edition)
December 11, 2024 at 11:42 AM
GET THE HEATING UP, DICKHEAD (Stereo remaster edition)
Reindeer gathered in their masses.
December 3, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Reindeer gathered in their masses.
Solid 5-2 win at the Shawlands theatre of dreams today. MTLN
November 30, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Solid 5-2 win at the Shawlands theatre of dreams today. MTLN
Post you from a different era.
November 29, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Post you from a different era.
This photo still lives in my head rent free. Mon the lok now. 😂
November 26, 2024 at 5:29 PM
This photo still lives in my head rent free. Mon the lok now. 😂
Finished Small Things Like These yesterday after hearing about it on @blindboyboatclub.bsky.social chat with Cillian Murphy. An essential read. The beauty, quiet tone and economy of the language juxtaposed with the subject matter blew me away. Get on it. ❤️🤘 #books #nowreading
November 26, 2024 at 10:39 AM
Finished Small Things Like These yesterday after hearing about it on @blindboyboatclub.bsky.social chat with Cillian Murphy. An essential read. The beauty, quiet tone and economy of the language juxtaposed with the subject matter blew me away. Get on it. ❤️🤘 #books #nowreading
This whole "I'm a parrot" phase appears to have stuck. 😹
November 22, 2024 at 4:11 PM
This whole "I'm a parrot" phase appears to have stuck. 😹
My wee 8bitdo mechanical keyboard also brings me great joy. 🤘🙌
November 20, 2024 at 8:52 AM
My wee 8bitdo mechanical keyboard also brings me great joy. 🤘🙌
This was most excellent tonight. What a band.
November 19, 2024 at 10:21 PM
This was most excellent tonight. What a band.
Introduce yourself with four video games:
November 19, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Introduce yourself with four video games:
Friday content testing requires Mogwai.
November 15, 2024 at 11:48 AM
Friday content testing requires Mogwai.
10 PRINT "Hello World!"
20 GOTO 10
20 GOTO 10
November 14, 2024 at 11:22 AM
10 PRINT "Hello World!"
20 GOTO 10
20 GOTO 10