Thea Leaves 🍃🍵
@thealeaves.bsky.social
I am the sum of parts that don't fit
just a girl | she/her 🏳️⚧️ | PNW
just a girl | she/her 🏳️⚧️ | PNW
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oh! does this mean… i’m winning…
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
oh! does this mean… i’m winning…
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D&D update: An orc and I have become gay parents to a nonverbal AuDHD kobold.
October 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
D&D update: An orc and I have become gay parents to a nonverbal AuDHD kobold.
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a trans girl in vermont was kicked off her swimming team and committed suicide and at the very same time, the discourse in d.c. today is about whether the democratic party should’ve abandoned her sooner in order to win votes
a day in an american life
a day in an american life
October 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
a trans girl in vermont was kicked off her swimming team and committed suicide and at the very same time, the discourse in d.c. today is about whether the democratic party should’ve abandoned her sooner in order to win votes
a day in an american life
a day in an american life
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Been thinking about AI art a little in the context of comedy and specifically memes. This morning, I was contemplating how to make a logo that said 'Back To The Toilet' in the style of 'Back To The Future'. Don't ask why.
Ok. I had a lot of spicy food last night.
I told you not to ask.
1/7
Ok. I had a lot of spicy food last night.
I told you not to ask.
1/7
October 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Been thinking about AI art a little in the context of comedy and specifically memes. This morning, I was contemplating how to make a logo that said 'Back To The Toilet' in the style of 'Back To The Future'. Don't ask why.
Ok. I had a lot of spicy food last night.
I told you not to ask.
1/7
Ok. I had a lot of spicy food last night.
I told you not to ask.
1/7
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me when i wake up every morning
October 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
me when i wake up every morning
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the goal is to see them as silly or benign or blending into the scenery. for most liberals, the expectation is that you'll tolerate their presence while they terrorize people who don't look like you
October 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
the goal is to see them as silly or benign or blending into the scenery. for most liberals, the expectation is that you'll tolerate their presence while they terrorize people who don't look like you
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every trans girl just starting out her transition deserves a gang of cis friends ready to treat her like one of the girls immediately irrespective of what she looks like and help her figure out girl stuff without being patronizing. i'm forever so grateful to everyone who filled this role for me
October 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
every trans girl just starting out her transition deserves a gang of cis friends ready to treat her like one of the girls immediately irrespective of what she looks like and help her figure out girl stuff without being patronizing. i'm forever so grateful to everyone who filled this role for me
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normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
October 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
Having Feelings about One Battle After Another
October 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Having Feelings about One Battle After Another
Luckily for them, I remind them of this every time they whine for food in the middle of the day 😌
I'm worried my cats don't know attachment leads to suffering and it's clouding their ability to realize their inner Buddha-nature
September 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Luckily for them, I remind them of this every time they whine for food in the middle of the day 😌
I'm worried my cats don't know attachment leads to suffering and it's clouding their ability to realize their inner Buddha-nature
September 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I'm worried my cats don't know attachment leads to suffering and it's clouding their ability to realize their inner Buddha-nature
My girlfriend warned me that it wasn't very good, but I was not prepared for how bad Field of Dreams was, holy shit.
Talk about a movie punching above its weight in the cultural consciousness. There's a reason no one ever talks about the movie outside of the "if you build it" line
Talk about a movie punching above its weight in the cultural consciousness. There's a reason no one ever talks about the movie outside of the "if you build it" line
September 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My girlfriend warned me that it wasn't very good, but I was not prepared for how bad Field of Dreams was, holy shit.
Talk about a movie punching above its weight in the cultural consciousness. There's a reason no one ever talks about the movie outside of the "if you build it" line
Talk about a movie punching above its weight in the cultural consciousness. There's a reason no one ever talks about the movie outside of the "if you build it" line
While loading the dishwasher, she thinks "oh, this one still has water in it" before calmly pouring water all over the floor 😑
September 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
While loading the dishwasher, she thinks "oh, this one still has water in it" before calmly pouring water all over the floor 😑
Mom sent me a Facebook vid telling girls how to protect themselves from "nice guys" 🤔
September 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Mom sent me a Facebook vid telling girls how to protect themselves from "nice guys" 🤔
I'd like to think I'm a girl who can tell if someone's flirting with her, but when I was 22 I went on a date with a boy without realizing it.
... And he had kissed me, like, 3 months earlier
... And he had kissed me, like, 3 months earlier
August 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I'd like to think I'm a girl who can tell if someone's flirting with her, but when I was 22 I went on a date with a boy without realizing it.
... And he had kissed me, like, 3 months earlier
... And he had kissed me, like, 3 months earlier
I liked Weapons a lot. Good use of tension, creepy (though perhaps could have been even creepier), fun character switching. Delightful ending.
My three main complaints (spoilers follow):
My three main complaints (spoilers follow):
August 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I liked Weapons a lot. Good use of tension, creepy (though perhaps could have been even creepier), fun character switching. Delightful ending.
My three main complaints (spoilers follow):
My three main complaints (spoilers follow):
LOTR but we see Aragorn spending months preparing to fight the Witch King by dosing himself with estrogen
August 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
LOTR but we see Aragorn spending months preparing to fight the Witch King by dosing himself with estrogen
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Now is exactly the correct time for making sure presidential hopefuls know how to win our votes. ALWAYS is the right time for that.
But also it's not 2027. Why are people scolding us about a hypothetical general election ballot like it's the Trolly Problem? Who benefits from this argument?
But also it's not 2027. Why are people scolding us about a hypothetical general election ballot like it's the Trolly Problem? Who benefits from this argument?
August 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Now is exactly the correct time for making sure presidential hopefuls know how to win our votes. ALWAYS is the right time for that.
But also it's not 2027. Why are people scolding us about a hypothetical general election ballot like it's the Trolly Problem? Who benefits from this argument?
But also it's not 2027. Why are people scolding us about a hypothetical general election ballot like it's the Trolly Problem? Who benefits from this argument?
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My grandma uses Facebook messenger to send me glittering wolf gifs that say "have a magical Monday", and then occasionally this
August 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My grandma uses Facebook messenger to send me glittering wolf gifs that say "have a magical Monday", and then occasionally this
So much this. I'm not certain about anything, so it feels easier to just not express opinions and feelings
“this version of the internet is about performing certainty” sums up so fucking much about right now that i want to scream.
August 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
So much this. I'm not certain about anything, so it feels easier to just not express opinions and feelings
How come people in movies just get suddenly offered life changing career opportunities?
That's not how it works... right? It's not just me that doesn't happen to?
That's not how it works... right? It's not just me that doesn't happen to?
July 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
How come people in movies just get suddenly offered life changing career opportunities?
That's not how it works... right? It's not just me that doesn't happen to?
That's not how it works... right? It's not just me that doesn't happen to?
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*me trying to explain AEW to people right now* there is an evil, sexy milf and she’s trying to make her son murder a 50 year old Canadian
July 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
*me trying to explain AEW to people right now* there is an evil, sexy milf and she’s trying to make her son murder a 50 year old Canadian
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"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."
July 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."