Jesse Mando
@theagendermando.bsky.social
Queer southern writer, horror enthusiast, and lover of cats. He/they.
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November 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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observation duty au where soap is monitoring the cameras & making reports, & ghost is an intruder that keeps showing up way more frequently than other anomalies
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
observation duty au where soap is monitoring the cameras & making reports, & ghost is an intruder that keeps showing up way more frequently than other anomalies
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November 21, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
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They were crazy for this
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 AM
They were crazy for this
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November 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
Insulting to the players, insulting to the IP, insulting to the medium, the developers. And the craft itself. Fuck you executives who pushed this garbage.
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI art slop, because your $70 means nothing anymore
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI generated artwork which makes the $70 feel like a complete rip-off.
frvr.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
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a belated pocky day treat for shake
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
a belated pocky day treat for shake
I'm still thinking about putting together a kink/erotica anthology, but I worry my stories are too short...
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I'm still thinking about putting together a kink/erotica anthology, but I worry my stories are too short...
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this is age-old discourse, i can't believe i'm seeing someone say this sincerely in 2025. this is a fake problem located entirely within a specific type of fandom. there is plenty of non-gay art about male friendship and being gay continues to be much more stigmatized than "men being friends"
Kinda bothers me when fans interpret every close same-sex relationship in media as romantic/sexual. Like I fully grasp how much "historians call them roommates" shit sucks
But I also don't think "Healthy platonic emotional intimacy btwn guys is impossible, they just wanna F U C K" is the answer?
But I also don't think "Healthy platonic emotional intimacy btwn guys is impossible, they just wanna F U C K" is the answer?
November 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
this is age-old discourse, i can't believe i'm seeing someone say this sincerely in 2025. this is a fake problem located entirely within a specific type of fandom. there is plenty of non-gay art about male friendship and being gay continues to be much more stigmatized than "men being friends"
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Anyway my little baby man is still costing me over 1K a month on top of everything else, if you happen to want to help my venmo is @hailey-brown-27 and Penny’s GFM is still live 😭❤️
gofund.me/b572ac34e
gofund.me/b572ac34e
Donate to Support Penny's Veterinary Hospitalization Bills, organized by Alyssa Honsowetz
Hey everyone! We're raising funds to cover the vet expenses incurred… Alyssa Honsowetz needs your support for Support Penny's Veterinary Hospitalization Bills
gofund.me
November 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Anyway my little baby man is still costing me over 1K a month on top of everything else, if you happen to want to help my venmo is @hailey-brown-27 and Penny’s GFM is still live 😭❤️
gofund.me/b572ac34e
gofund.me/b572ac34e
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you'll definitely wanna go and make sure because turns out they had engaged the nanny locks for everything on mine
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
you'll definitely wanna go and make sure because turns out they had engaged the nanny locks for everything on mine
I might get TWO #guillermodeltoro tattoos, because #crimsonpeak had "the horror was for love" and #frankenstein had "then let us be monsters together" and both lines have worked their way into my psyche like nothing else.
November 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I might get TWO #guillermodeltoro tattoos, because #crimsonpeak had "the horror was for love" and #frankenstein had "then let us be monsters together" and both lines have worked their way into my psyche like nothing else.
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I'm excited to introduce A Love Most Ideal: a collection inspired by romance novel tropes, including (but not limited to) vampire romance, forbidden romance, fake dating, and soulmates!
This collection drops on Saturday, November 1, at 12 pm Pacific time!
#bsnm #luminiscollection
This collection drops on Saturday, November 1, at 12 pm Pacific time!
#bsnm #luminiscollection
October 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I'm excited to introduce A Love Most Ideal: a collection inspired by romance novel tropes, including (but not limited to) vampire romance, forbidden romance, fake dating, and soulmates!
This collection drops on Saturday, November 1, at 12 pm Pacific time!
#bsnm #luminiscollection
This collection drops on Saturday, November 1, at 12 pm Pacific time!
#bsnm #luminiscollection
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Chris Redfield relaxing
October 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Chris Redfield relaxing
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Im sorry to be so pushy about this right now but I had to go to the ER and urgent care yet again recently and things are extremely tight.
I'll do my best to update the gfm this week but tldr;
Had hospitalization #4. Diagnosed with IIH after a lumbar puncture. Gotta do a whole other type of imaging since my colon is weird & im still bleeding & got pain and other issues. Struggling to afford transportation.
gofund.me/6c303da8f
Had hospitalization #4. Diagnosed with IIH after a lumbar puncture. Gotta do a whole other type of imaging since my colon is weird & im still bleeding & got pain and other issues. Struggling to afford transportation.
gofund.me/6c303da8f
October 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Im sorry to be so pushy about this right now but I had to go to the ER and urgent care yet again recently and things are extremely tight.
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"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
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Because some of my mutuals still follow the AltNPS account, please watch this video, it outlines how they're grifters who distract from real activism. Put your attention and money elsewhere.
"The problem with AltNPS and other unverified Alts like them is not that they are scams. It's that they are selling you shovels on a cliff edge and telling you to dig to reach salvation, all the while reducing the reputation of the people who are actually trying to save you from falling off."
The True Story of AltNPS
YouTube video by Aden Ng
youtu.be
October 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Because some of my mutuals still follow the AltNPS account, please watch this video, it outlines how they're grifters who distract from real activism. Put your attention and money elsewhere.
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Going to make a thread of free software that's useful for making zines (writing, illustrating, image processing, laying out, publishing...)
Different operating systems. Let's go...
Different operating systems. Let's go...
October 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Going to make a thread of free software that's useful for making zines (writing, illustrating, image processing, laying out, publishing...)
Different operating systems. Let's go...
Different operating systems. Let's go...
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Guys new scamming method on bluesky. Please share this around. Dont fall for this stuff
Block, move on.
Block, move on.
October 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Guys new scamming method on bluesky. Please share this around. Dont fall for this stuff
Block, move on.
Block, move on.
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BY THE WAY
If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.
There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.
Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."
TURN IT OFF.
If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.
There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.
Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."
TURN IT OFF.
October 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
BY THE WAY
If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.
There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.
Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."
TURN IT OFF.
If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.
There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.
Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."
TURN IT OFF.