Adam Goldman
@theadamgoldman.bsky.social
writer + director / a theater of processes
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I very badly need some tea about why bat boy at city center removed several great songs and replaced them with flavorless off-the-shelf ai-sounding Now That’s What I Call 2010s American Musical Theater sludge. baffling.
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I very badly need some tea about why bat boy at city center removed several great songs and replaced them with flavorless off-the-shelf ai-sounding Now That’s What I Call 2010s American Musical Theater sludge. baffling.
psa you don’t need to see prince faggot it’s p bad despite some good performances
October 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
psa you don’t need to see prince faggot it’s p bad despite some good performances
need a designer for a quick turnaround (paid) gig sexing up a deck, say hi if that’s you or your bff!
September 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
need a designer for a quick turnaround (paid) gig sexing up a deck, say hi if that’s you or your bff!
this is definitely a “gay guy who came out in his 30s” take
Pete Buttigieg says leftist “scolding” has alienated young men - buff.ly/8TpJIDZ
September 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
this is definitely a “gay guy who came out in his 30s” take
oh what’s the song of the summer there’s no song of the summer you guys know grace jones covered ‘what I did for love’ right
May 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
oh what’s the song of the summer there’s no song of the summer you guys know grace jones covered ‘what I did for love’ right
life is so short and unpredictable. remember to tell your friends how much you love me
April 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
life is so short and unpredictable. remember to tell your friends how much you love me
“he’s einstein’s great great grandson and he solves crimes” getting picked up instills in me a deep, deep despair
www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/c...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/c...
‘Einstein’ Procedural, ‘DMV’ Comedy Land Series Orders at CBS
‘Criminal Minds’ alum Matthew Gray Gubler plays the title character in ‘Einstein,’ while Harriet Dyer and Tim Meadows lead the cast of ‘DMV.’
www.hollywoodreporter.com
April 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
“he’s einstein’s great great grandson and he solves crimes” getting picked up instills in me a deep, deep despair
www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/c...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/c...
look I’m not cool or fun or young but is “doors at 11 show at 2” just the way things are now
April 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
look I’m not cool or fun or young but is “doors at 11 show at 2” just the way things are now
and now my queens, it is time for you to lip sync… for no reason apparently!
April 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
and now my queens, it is time for you to lip sync… for no reason apparently!
“suzie lost because the show hates new ideas” no girl she lost because her face looked like this every week
April 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
“suzie lost because the show hates new ideas” no girl she lost because her face looked like this every week
hey so this sucks! this show's relationship with queerness is Deeply Fucked
April 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
hey so this sucks! this show's relationship with queerness is Deeply Fucked
Reposted by Adam Goldman
today in nyt double-takes
March 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
today in nyt double-takes
unfortunately it is time to consider what you will do when this happens in front of you. will it happen? probably not. but if it does, that shouldn’t be the first time you ask yourself what you’re going to do.
Intervention works! These folks know they are doing sketchy crime work - Together? We can interfere, put them off, and freak them out. Alone it is difficult, but together? Together we are strong. (and so many more than them). Practice stepping forward.
🧵Masked ICE thugs attempted to abduct the school nurse at Cooke Elementary School, located in the densely populated Adams Morgan section of DC. Workers at the school intervened, demanding a warrant and holding up their phones and ICE scurried off without making their arrest.
March 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
unfortunately it is time to consider what you will do when this happens in front of you. will it happen? probably not. but if it does, that shouldn’t be the first time you ask yourself what you’re going to do.
this is a 100% real offer/request to work on a version of the game wingspan but about dicks called wangspan. I believe this has a market among gay men and bachelorette parties and could be worth literally thousands of dollars
March 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
this is a 100% real offer/request to work on a version of the game wingspan but about dicks called wangspan. I believe this has a market among gay men and bachelorette parties and could be worth literally thousands of dollars
I can’t even make a joke about how unmoored from reality law roach’s runway critiques were this week. like I can’t generate any kind of fake logic that would make it make sense even in the context of a joke.
March 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I can’t even make a joke about how unmoored from reality law roach’s runway critiques were this week. like I can’t generate any kind of fake logic that would make it make sense even in the context of a joke.
guessing it’s generational trauma that makes me pack snacks for a two-hour flight as if I’m fleeing a pogrom and must bring enough food for my family to survive the harsh polish winter
March 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
guessing it’s generational trauma that makes me pack snacks for a two-hour flight as if I’m fleeing a pogrom and must bring enough food for my family to survive the harsh polish winter
this show the studio on apple about trying to have integrity in hollywood… from the studio that canceled john stewart’s show because he wanted to talk about china and spiked a show about gawker because they realized it might offend peter thiel… blind leading the blind out here huh
March 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
this show the studio on apple about trying to have integrity in hollywood… from the studio that canceled john stewart’s show because he wanted to talk about china and spiked a show about gawker because they realized it might offend peter thiel… blind leading the blind out here huh
do I have any uhh chicagoomfs
March 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
do I have any uhh chicagoomfs
this will obviously never occur but if I was invited on the jennifer hudson show and they did that thing where you walk down the hall and the whole staff chants your name I would self-immolate so fast
March 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
this will obviously never occur but if I was invited on the jennifer hudson show and they did that thing where you walk down the hall and the whole staff chants your name I would self-immolate so fast
the sheer volume of people running down identical white hallways in severance makes it feel like a joke out of wall-e where everyone is on the edge of their seat to watch the People Running Down Identical White Hallways Show
March 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
the sheer volume of people running down identical white hallways in severance makes it feel like a joke out of wall-e where everyone is on the edge of their seat to watch the People Running Down Identical White Hallways Show
other people looking at their phones: disappointing, misanthropic, erosion of the very concept of community
me looking at my phone: there’s something I need to look at real quick
me looking at my phone: there’s something I need to look at real quick
March 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
other people looking at their phones: disappointing, misanthropic, erosion of the very concept of community
me looking at my phone: there’s something I need to look at real quick
me looking at my phone: there’s something I need to look at real quick
I want to live in whatever cyberpunk-ass world this form came from
March 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I want to live in whatever cyberpunk-ass world this form came from
