Adam Goldman
@theadamgoldman.bsky.social
writer + director / a theater of processes
thatadamgoldman.com
thatadamgoldman.com
“suzie lost because the show hates new ideas” no girl she lost because her face looked like this every week
April 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
“suzie lost because the show hates new ideas” no girl she lost because her face looked like this every week
hey so this sucks! this show's relationship with queerness is Deeply Fucked
April 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
hey so this sucks! this show's relationship with queerness is Deeply Fucked
today in nyt double-takes
March 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
today in nyt double-takes
I want to live in whatever cyberpunk-ass world this form came from
March 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I want to live in whatever cyberpunk-ass world this form came from
pffff go kick rocks dickhead
March 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
pffff go kick rocks dickhead
ok but he really is looking a lot like senator kelly these days
February 12, 2025 at 6:09 AM
ok but he really is looking a lot like senator kelly these days
this game is good actually
February 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
this game is good actually
challengers this challengers that samantha had a threesome with a gay couple 26 years ago get a grip
January 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
challengers this challengers that samantha had a threesome with a gay couple 26 years ago get a grip
go big or go home man
December 11, 2024 at 7:17 AM
go big or go home man
the cutie patootie shootie
December 5, 2024 at 6:10 PM
the cutie patootie shootie
way ahead of you!!! I’m on it!!!
December 4, 2024 at 1:37 AM
way ahead of you!!! I’m on it!!!
me when I hear a REALLY funny joke
December 2, 2024 at 2:30 AM
me when I hear a REALLY funny joke
When I meet the lizard
I’ll get everything I’ve wished
‘Cause everybody knows your name
When by the lizard you’ve been squished
I’ll get everything I’ve wished
‘Cause everybody knows your name
When by the lizard you’ve been squished
November 28, 2024 at 2:51 PM
When I meet the lizard
I’ll get everything I’ve wished
‘Cause everybody knows your name
When by the lizard you’ve been squished
I’ll get everything I’ve wished
‘Cause everybody knows your name
When by the lizard you’ve been squished
losing my mind over here. "how rude and also strategically inept to [checks notes] express an opinion to local politicians."
November 26, 2024 at 5:51 PM
losing my mind over here. "how rude and also strategically inept to [checks notes] express an opinion to local politicians."