Adam Goldman
@theadamgoldman.bsky.social
writer + director / a theater of processes
thatadamgoldman.com
thatadamgoldman.com
what’s the learning curve with that bad boy? I’ve tried it a few times but always bounce off before it sinks in properly
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
what’s the learning curve with that bad boy? I’ve tried it a few times but always bounce off before it sinks in properly
is 'putting a sex toy in your mouth' a sex act now, is this what the youths have made of us
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
is 'putting a sex toy in your mouth' a sex act now, is this what the youths have made of us
I assume this is more fun/enjoyable than the joyless slog of the lanthimos remake?
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I assume this is more fun/enjoyable than the joyless slog of the lanthimos remake?
what’s he lying about now I wonder
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
what’s he lying about now I wonder
hey please tell your mom this shit slaps (and then probably what “this shit slaps” means) because that’s awesome work!
November 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
hey please tell your mom this shit slaps (and then probably what “this shit slaps” means) because that’s awesome work!
sure was a movie!
October 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
sure was a movie!
lmao blocked, what a chud
October 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
lmao blocked, what a chud
yeah this is a really easy one. I know it would be inconvenient to the tune of ~15 minutes of your time but just migrate to a platform that isn’t widely acknowledged to be horrible. could’ve been done in the time you were tweeting about how annoyed you are.
October 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
yeah this is a really easy one. I know it would be inconvenient to the tune of ~15 minutes of your time but just migrate to a platform that isn’t widely acknowledged to be horrible. could’ve been done in the time you were tweeting about how annoyed you are.
well now I definitely don’t want to see it
October 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
well now I definitely don’t want to see it
bad and creepy and manipulative
October 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
bad and creepy and manipulative
unrelated grand moff barkin would be a good dog name
October 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
unrelated grand moff barkin would be a good dog name
am I crazy or did that finale feel like the first half of a finale
September 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
am I crazy or did that finale feel like the first half of a finale
a part of me never left mandalia plain
September 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
a part of me never left mandalia plain
no babe they were flirting who would ask such a thing of you
September 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
no babe they were flirting who would ask such a thing of you
is othership a new name for a polycule
September 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
is othership a new name for a polycule
no but you see he watched a marketing video and he swallowed it whole because he is journalism’s King Dunce
September 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
no but you see he watched a marketing video and he swallowed it whole because he is journalism’s King Dunce
if you like a queer con may I humbly suggest Hot White Heist
September 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
if you like a queer con may I humbly suggest Hot White Heist
see this is so interesting because I read his centrism as coming FROM needing to run away from his sexuality
September 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
see this is so interesting because I read his centrism as coming FROM needing to run away from his sexuality