The INFAMOUS RJK
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He's the INFAMOUS RJK; bartender to the rich and INFAMOUS!!
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"I'm not a delusional narcissist!!! I'm a manifesting icon!" he says to himself, in a room, all alone... 👀 #jussayin #sorrynotsorry #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
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Ford employees are held to a higher standard than the president.
January 14, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Ford employees are held to a higher standard than the president.
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In America now there's no fine.
January 13, 2026 at 4:11 PM
In America now there's no fine.
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Really fun group discussion over on Twitter about what “murder” actually is. Learning a lot!
January 8, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Really fun group discussion over on Twitter about what “murder” actually is. Learning a lot!
The artist. The art.
January 8, 2026 at 6:15 PM
The artist. The art.
This guy, parked at a green light with a bumper sticker that reads, "HONK IF YOU THINK I'M SEXY," just trying to feel better about himself, totally personifies 2026... 👀 #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
January 8, 2026 at 6:13 PM
This guy, parked at a green light with a bumper sticker that reads, "HONK IF YOU THINK I'M SEXY," just trying to feel better about himself, totally personifies 2026... 👀 #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
Uhm... Okay. So, does this make that ICE Agent eligible for a FIFA peace prize or nah? 👀 #asking4afriend #itsme #immyfriend #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
January 7, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Uhm... Okay. So, does this make that ICE Agent eligible for a FIFA peace prize or nah? 👀 #asking4afriend #itsme #immyfriend #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
Oh, look!!! It's another sun-shiny seditious #Jan06th!!! 👀 #TREASONSGREETINGS everybody!!! 👀 #MURICA🇺🇸 #notmypresident #fuckthatputo #notquitedeadyet #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
January 6, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Oh, look!!! It's another sun-shiny seditious #Jan06th!!! 👀 #TREASONSGREETINGS everybody!!! 👀 #MURICA🇺🇸 #notmypresident #fuckthatputo #notquitedeadyet #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
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Jerry Lewis having an orgasm
January 6, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Jerry Lewis having an orgasm
*Throwing @tacobell bean and cheese burritos into the @sanandreafault as a sacrifice to hasten the collapse of California into the Pacific Ocean*– LET!! HER!! RIP!!! 👀 #shithappens #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
January 6, 2026 at 8:07 PM
*Throwing @tacobell bean and cheese burritos into the @sanandreafault as a sacrifice to hasten the collapse of California into the Pacific Ocean*– LET!! HER!! RIP!!! 👀 #shithappens #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
Bernie never lies and he never pulls punches. He's not perfect, but he's about as close as we get...
Six reasons why Trump’s attack on Venezuela was very wrong:
January 5, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Bernie never lies and he never pulls punches. He's not perfect, but he's about as close as we get...
Scene in the gardens this evening... 👀 #thegardensofstfrancisofassisiatsintmaartenhouse #marbles #cactus #strawberrycactus
January 5, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Scene in the gardens this evening... 👀 #thegardensofstfrancisofassisiatsintmaartenhouse #marbles #cactus #strawberrycactus
Mark my words. Tomorrow Trump will announce that Greenland produces over half the fentanyl that's smuggled into the US every year... 👀 #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #ijusmadethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
January 4, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Mark my words. Tomorrow Trump will announce that Greenland produces over half the fentanyl that's smuggled into the US every year... 👀 #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #ijusmadethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
3 friends I've been worried about over the holidays texted me (individually) to come hang. Men need to show up for each other more. So, yeah, I'm at the bar... 👀 #loveoneanother #dountoothers #itmatters #showup #bros
January 3, 2026 at 5:11 AM
3 friends I've been worried about over the holidays texted me (individually) to come hang. Men need to show up for each other more. So, yeah, I'm at the bar... 👀 #loveoneanother #dountoothers #itmatters #showup #bros
Can confirm...
January 3, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Can confirm...
Scene in tonight's garden... 👀
#thegardensofstfrancisofassisiatsintmaartenhouse #wormhole #sculpture
#thegardensofstfrancisofassisiatsintmaartenhouse #wormhole #sculpture
January 3, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Scene in tonight's garden... 👀
#thegardensofstfrancisofassisiatsintmaartenhouse #wormhole #sculpture
#thegardensofstfrancisofassisiatsintmaartenhouse #wormhole #sculpture
Y'all ready for the SEMIQUINCENTENNIAL? That's a mouthful. Somebody needs to come up with a shorter way to say it. How about the #USCCL? 👀 #asking4afriend #itsme #immyfriend #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether
December 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Y'all ready for the SEMIQUINCENTENNIAL? That's a mouthful. Somebody needs to come up with a shorter way to say it. How about the #USCCL? 👀 #asking4afriend #itsme #immyfriend #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether
Here in these darkest hours, the ONLY thing that matters is our love for our family, friends, and fellow man. Putting aside our differences and connecting on a human level is the sum all of EVERYTHING we NEED. Life is short. Break through. Hug more necks. #loveoneanother #dountoothers #itmatters
What’s your number 1 take away from 2025? Mine is clearly this: We’re not going anywhere.
December 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Here in these darkest hours, the ONLY thing that matters is our love for our family, friends, and fellow man. Putting aside our differences and connecting on a human level is the sum all of EVERYTHING we NEED. Life is short. Break through. Hug more necks. #loveoneanother #dountoothers #itmatters
Happy St Sylvester's Day to all my friends who participate. Not me. I don't.
...but nonetheless! Have a good one!!! Whoop!! 👀 #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
...but nonetheless! Have a good one!!! Whoop!! 👀 #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
December 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Happy St Sylvester's Day to all my friends who participate. Not me. I don't.
...but nonetheless! Have a good one!!! Whoop!! 👀 #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
...but nonetheless! Have a good one!!! Whoop!! 👀 #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
Everyone: *doing ABSOLUTELY NADA b/c it's the week between Xmas and New Year's*
Me: Sore AF after spending the last 3 days moving all my tropicals into the greenhouse and reinforcing the GIANT inflatables in our front yard after this cold front that came thru... #noseriously #notquitedeadyet
Me: Sore AF after spending the last 3 days moving all my tropicals into the greenhouse and reinforcing the GIANT inflatables in our front yard after this cold front that came thru... #noseriously #notquitedeadyet
December 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Everyone: *doing ABSOLUTELY NADA b/c it's the week between Xmas and New Year's*
Me: Sore AF after spending the last 3 days moving all my tropicals into the greenhouse and reinforcing the GIANT inflatables in our front yard after this cold front that came thru... #noseriously #notquitedeadyet
Me: Sore AF after spending the last 3 days moving all my tropicals into the greenhouse and reinforcing the GIANT inflatables in our front yard after this cold front that came thru... #noseriously #notquitedeadyet
So, the Winter OIympics are coming, and APPARENTLY, there's no way to stop it. So, f you're looking for me, I'll be at the top of Mt Crumpit sipping Jamo, and avoiding all contact with humanity... 👀 #bahhumbug #ridefast #takechances #notquitedeadyet #letsbeINFAMOUStogether
December 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
So, the Winter OIympics are coming, and APPARENTLY, there's no way to stop it. So, f you're looking for me, I'll be at the top of Mt Crumpit sipping Jamo, and avoiding all contact with humanity... 👀 #bahhumbug #ridefast #takechances #notquitedeadyet #letsbeINFAMOUStogether
How is everyone enjoying their Merrineum? Is Day 3 of Christmas going well for ya? Are you keeping it holy, as they say? 🎅 #ridefast #takechances #christmastime #12daysofchristmas #merrineum #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
December 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
How is everyone enjoying their Merrineum? Is Day 3 of Christmas going well for ya? Are you keeping it holy, as they say? 🎅 #ridefast #takechances #christmastime #12daysofchristmas #merrineum #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
...and now everyone turns their gaze towards a New Year, and all I can think about it how much I hate, loathe, and detest the Olympics and wish I could go underground for the next 2 month, like literally live under the earth, in a cave, away from all or humanity!! 👀
December 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
...and now everyone turns their gaze towards a New Year, and all I can think about it how much I hate, loathe, and detest the Olympics and wish I could go underground for the next 2 month, like literally live under the earth, in a cave, away from all or humanity!! 👀
Do we have dogs? Listen here, buddy! In this house, dog hair is a condiment!! 👀 #jussayin #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #sorrynotsorry #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
December 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Do we have dogs? Listen here, buddy! In this house, dog hair is a condiment!! 👀 #jussayin #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #sorrynotsorry #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
To anyone I may have offended this year: Work on yourself so that I don't have to say that shit to you again!! 👀 #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
December 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
To anyone I may have offended this year: Work on yourself so that I don't have to say that shit to you again!! 👀 #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
Just checked my Venmo, and boy, oh boy! Y'all have really let me down this year. Wow. Just, wow... I guess Santa's supposed to pay for all this himself!? 🎅 #jussayin #sorrynotsorry #notquitedeadyet #hohoholyshit #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
December 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Just checked my Venmo, and boy, oh boy! Y'all have really let me down this year. Wow. Just, wow... I guess Santa's supposed to pay for all this himself!? 🎅 #jussayin #sorrynotsorry #notquitedeadyet #hohoholyshit #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong