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the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
Lexapro would make a wonderful name for a boy. Dontchathink? 👀 #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #ijusmadethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
February 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
FYI: The time between when a pope dies and a new pope is elected is a "NO MAN'S ZONE". So, get to sinning whilst you can! Don't waste it!! 👀 #notquitedeadyet #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #ijusmadethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
April 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
We used to wonder if, "Maybe it's Maybelline," but now we're all just asking ourselves if maybe it isn't AI... 👀 #noseriously #notquitedeadyet #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
October 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
Them: Save the bees!!!🐝

Me: Are you aware that the common honey bee is not native and is actually considered an invasive species?

Them: 👀

Them: SAVE THE BEES!!!!
#noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
Columbia House is theoretically the richest company on earth, if they could ever recover all the money we owe them, which is estimated to be around $13 trillion... 👀 #ucantmakethisshitup #ijusmadethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
February 2, 2025 at 8:26 AM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
Y'all ready for the SEMIQUINCENTENNIAL? That's a mouthful. Somebody needs to come up with a shorter way to say it. How about the #USCCL? 👀 #asking4afriend #itsme #immyfriend #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether
December 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
I'm still taking my shoes off at the airport 'cause IDGAF!!! 👀 #hooligan4life #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #ijusmadethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
July 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
Beware the ides of March. Er... WATCH YOUR BACK!!! They're labeling U.S. residents as terrorists, snatching them off college campuses, and trying to deport them... 👀 #ucantmakethisshitup #notmypresident #loveoneanother #dountoothers #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
March 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
NO!!! NOT YET!!! Today is Día de Los Muertos!!! We don't start celebrating Christmas UNTIL TOMORROW!!!!! 👀 #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
November 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
Grape Jelly on scrambled egg... 👀 #amirite #oramirite #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
Okay, so lemme get this straight: Trump now says that Republicans should vote to release the files he just finished telling us don't exist, never existed, were just a hoax. Do I have that right? 👀 #asking4afriend #itsme #immyfriend #releasetheepsteinfiles #ucantmakethisshitup #letsbeINFAMOUStogether
November 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
Tylenol is perfectly safe! You just have to say, "No homo!" before you take it... 👀 #themoreyouknow #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #ijusmadethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
September 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
Okay, follow me here, an A.I. remake of Brokeback Mountain, but sub Ennis and Jack with Trump and Putin, and it takes place in Alaska.

Oh, and everyone is a muppet. 👀 #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #ijusmadethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
July 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
Trump's birthday parade only SEEMED to be a flop. Everyone was wearing camouflage and you couldn't see them! They were there!! There were 100's of 1000's of them!!!

...in camo. No... Seriously... 👀 #ucantmakethisshitup #ijusmadethisshitup #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
June 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
Oh, look! The @KXAN_Weather app is now just like all the other weather apps I stopped using b/c theirs was SO much better in every effin' way!! How nice for me! 👀 #ifitaintbroke #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
December 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
Just joined On and On Anon. It's a support group for people who talk to much and don't know when to shut up... 👀 #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #ijusmadethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
May 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
Not that I'm counting, but that's the 357th rapture I've survived. I'm beginning to think God doesn't like me... 👀 #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #rapturemyass #ucantmakethisshitup #somebodymadethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
September 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
Okay, follow me here, an A.I. remake of Brokeback Mountain, but sub Ennis and Jack with Trump and Putin, and it takes place in Alaska.

Oh, and everyone is a muppet. 👀 #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #ijusmadethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
July 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
I have decided I want to be the Queen of England and there's nobody who can stop me. Prepare yourselves. You queen cometh... 👸 #ucantmakethisshitup #ijusmadethisshitup #jussayin #sorrynotsorry #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
December 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
Little red glasses
They are the zest in the orange
This is a haiku
–Lady Gaga #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
March 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
At some point, phone manufacturers need to allow us to opt out of the call feature on our devices. I get more spam calls than I ever get calls from people I know by a factor or at least 250:1... 👀 #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #letsbeINFAMOUStogether
October 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
A body of water, surrounded by land, is the OPPOSITE of an island, a dnalsi if you will... 👀 #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #ijusmadethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
August 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
We've got a Pedernales River again and it kinda like when a chonker of a dude drops 30lbs and suddenly finds he can see his dick again for the first time in yeeeears... 🤪👍 #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #ijusmadethisshitup #texasflood #notquitedeadyet #letsbeINFAMOUStogether
July 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
Well, I for one, am all excited about global climate change b/c it means the poles will melt and we'll finally find that alien outpost referenced in the bible... 👀 #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #ijusmadethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
July 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
the-infamous-rjk.bsky.social
My stated objective is to interact with, by commenting on, my friends' Twitter accts, until their other followers (er... friends?) BLOCK me out of sheer annoyance... 👀 #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #notquitedeadyet #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
October 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM