jess
@thatwearwolf.bsky.social
Yes I will elaborate and yes that is a threat
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the path to AI girlfriends was paved when you started sucking on USB sticks instead of cigarettes
look what you’ve done
look what you’ve done
October 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
the path to AI girlfriends was paved when you started sucking on USB sticks instead of cigarettes
look what you’ve done
look what you’ve done
Not even once will I be prepared for how close I ALWAYS am to tears for no reason just schniffly boohoo wah wah off you go toots have a sook
July 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Not even once will I be prepared for how close I ALWAYS am to tears for no reason just schniffly boohoo wah wah off you go toots have a sook
Unlimited blessings to my sweet neighbours who heaped an outrageous amount of compliments on me tonight, thank you beautiful wives
July 14, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Unlimited blessings to my sweet neighbours who heaped an outrageous amount of compliments on me tonight, thank you beautiful wives
My degree in archaeology was a wet noodle waste of time BUT what it did give me besides an unholy obsession with the Forbidden Picnic is the knowledge that it's an absolute fucking accident that we ever evolved this far & every year we continue is a fluke
June 24, 2025 at 6:34 AM
My degree in archaeology was a wet noodle waste of time BUT what it did give me besides an unholy obsession with the Forbidden Picnic is the knowledge that it's an absolute fucking accident that we ever evolved this far & every year we continue is a fluke
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@gailsimone.bsky.social, have you been moonlighting as a busker?
June 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
@gailsimone.bsky.social, have you been moonlighting as a busker?
The sky is the most unwell rancid piss colour right now and it feels like AN OMEN
June 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The sky is the most unwell rancid piss colour right now and it feels like AN OMEN
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Sam Neill is a guy who can convincingly act with a great sense of arrogance and pretension and cruelty and in real life is the world’s chillest nicest guy who spends every day drinking wine with his pigs
May 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Sam Neill is a guy who can convincingly act with a great sense of arrogance and pretension and cruelty and in real life is the world’s chillest nicest guy who spends every day drinking wine with his pigs
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Your beauty is beyond compare,
With writhing locks of flaming hair,
The thousand eyes upon your wings are green,
Your voice it is the death of men,
Your angles non-euclidean,
You're biblically accurate, Jolene
With writhing locks of flaming hair,
The thousand eyes upon your wings are green,
Your voice it is the death of men,
Your angles non-euclidean,
You're biblically accurate, Jolene
May 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Your beauty is beyond compare,
With writhing locks of flaming hair,
The thousand eyes upon your wings are green,
Your voice it is the death of men,
Your angles non-euclidean,
You're biblically accurate, Jolene
With writhing locks of flaming hair,
The thousand eyes upon your wings are green,
Your voice it is the death of men,
Your angles non-euclidean,
You're biblically accurate, Jolene
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I could...just buy myself a ticket to see Beth Gibbons?? Have a little cryface experience?? A 5.30pm lil menty bee
April 21, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I could...just buy myself a ticket to see Beth Gibbons?? Have a little cryface experience?? A 5.30pm lil menty bee
Having been a human goat/garbage guts for so long I am so sad I have to pick and choose and be mindful about what I eat. Just so sad that I finally have to take responsibility for my physical health!!!
April 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Having been a human goat/garbage guts for so long I am so sad I have to pick and choose and be mindful about what I eat. Just so sad that I finally have to take responsibility for my physical health!!!
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Now is a great time to clear your calendar and show up to the National Day of Action to Protect Trans Youth on Saturday 8th Feb! the Naarm action is at 10am outside the SLV. I will be there in my capacity as your local nonbinary goblin who wants to turn trans kids into trans adults.
National Day of Action to Protect Trans Youth called for Saturday 8th Feb
Trans Justice Project calls for a national day of action protecting trans youth following the Queensland government’s trans hormone therapy ban. Rallies are being planned around the country for next ...
qnews.com.au
January 31, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Now is a great time to clear your calendar and show up to the National Day of Action to Protect Trans Youth on Saturday 8th Feb! the Naarm action is at 10am outside the SLV. I will be there in my capacity as your local nonbinary goblin who wants to turn trans kids into trans adults.
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RIP to one of the greatest minds
January 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
RIP to one of the greatest minds
Why are all girls and so beautiful?
December 12, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Why are all girls and so beautiful?
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✨among your stars, my heart✨
a small game about sailing out into the deepest reaches of space after the heat death of the universe
growing small stars in your wake, where every star and constellation you stumble upon has been sown there by another player
a small game about sailing out into the deepest reaches of space after the heat death of the universe
growing small stars in your wake, where every star and constellation you stumble upon has been sown there by another player
December 12, 2024 at 12:30 AM
✨among your stars, my heart✨
a small game about sailing out into the deepest reaches of space after the heat death of the universe
growing small stars in your wake, where every star and constellation you stumble upon has been sown there by another player
a small game about sailing out into the deepest reaches of space after the heat death of the universe
growing small stars in your wake, where every star and constellation you stumble upon has been sown there by another player
There's real idiot-potato-beige-boyfriend + ethereal-delight-stunning-girlfriend vibe in this cafe today and I never really got it until now but it's a plague. Also maybe I am so much gayer than I think
December 10, 2024 at 11:17 PM
There's real idiot-potato-beige-boyfriend + ethereal-delight-stunning-girlfriend vibe in this cafe today and I never really got it until now but it's a plague. Also maybe I am so much gayer than I think
Had a delightful person tell me I am 'deliciously breedable' today! In public! At the shops! In the real world!!!
Jhfc we are doomed x a billion
Jhfc we are doomed x a billion
December 9, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Had a delightful person tell me I am 'deliciously breedable' today! In public! At the shops! In the real world!!!
Jhfc we are doomed x a billion
Jhfc we are doomed x a billion
One day, I will not cry when I read poetry, and then I will know I am dead.
December 4, 2024 at 6:32 AM
One day, I will not cry when I read poetry, and then I will know I am dead.
Googling 'can you paint buttercream icing' like a menace. A psycho.
November 30, 2024 at 8:32 AM
Googling 'can you paint buttercream icing' like a menace. A psycho.
Am I a fool? To be over catering a 7yo's birthday party by myself? Yes. Have I done much worse for people I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire? Also yes.
Will I ever stop? Only when I'm dead!
Will I ever stop? Only when I'm dead!
November 30, 2024 at 8:30 AM
Am I a fool? To be over catering a 7yo's birthday party by myself? Yes. Have I done much worse for people I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire? Also yes.
Will I ever stop? Only when I'm dead!
Will I ever stop? Only when I'm dead!
For my birthday I would like to be pretty and never have a single big thought ever again
November 27, 2024 at 11:21 AM
For my birthday I would like to be pretty and never have a single big thought ever again
My sister, bless her, asked if I have ever thought about writing a novel.
She was THERE for the 27 full length movie scripts and the 1890 PAGE vampire ennui book I wrote instead of trying to pass year 12. She was at least 10! She could see what I was doing!
She was THERE for the 27 full length movie scripts and the 1890 PAGE vampire ennui book I wrote instead of trying to pass year 12. She was at least 10! She could see what I was doing!
November 22, 2024 at 9:22 AM
My sister, bless her, asked if I have ever thought about writing a novel.
She was THERE for the 27 full length movie scripts and the 1890 PAGE vampire ennui book I wrote instead of trying to pass year 12. She was at least 10! She could see what I was doing!
She was THERE for the 27 full length movie scripts and the 1890 PAGE vampire ennui book I wrote instead of trying to pass year 12. She was at least 10! She could see what I was doing!
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Happy 37th anniversary of the Max Headroom Incident, to those who celebrate.
November 22, 2024 at 8:37 AM
Happy 37th anniversary of the Max Headroom Incident, to those who celebrate.