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Kash Patel must have forgotten to tell the American people this part yesterday. Must have slipped his mind.
BREAKING on MS NOW:
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
December 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Kash Patel must have forgotten to tell the American people this part yesterday. Must have slipped his mind.
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Woke up with a bad president again. This sucks.
December 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Woke up with a bad president again. This sucks.
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He commits crimes against humanity to stop “drug traffickers” while pardoning a notorious drug trafficker.
He attacks veterans while committing treason.
Make it stop.
He attacks veterans while committing treason.
Make it stop.
December 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
He commits crimes against humanity to stop “drug traffickers” while pardoning a notorious drug trafficker.
He attacks veterans while committing treason.
Make it stop.
He attacks veterans while committing treason.
Make it stop.
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What's changed is that the Court has become more transparent in its corruption. There's not even an argument here beyond the implicit one which is: how do you expect us to hold the House without those seats?
December 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
What's changed is that the Court has become more transparent in its corruption. There's not even an argument here beyond the implicit one which is: how do you expect us to hold the House without those seats?
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Here he’s just admitting that his hillbilly elegy narrative was a lie and he despises people who do low wage work
JD Vance: "Democrats' idea was the way you get more prosperity is that you import more and more low wage servants."
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Here he’s just admitting that his hillbilly elegy narrative was a lie and he despises people who do low wage work
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Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
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these people really are just fucking losers
October 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
these people really are just fucking losers
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Restructuring is putting it mildly
American gestapo demanding people's papers
Black unemp is near 8%
Wages have stalled
Job growth has stalled
grads can't find a job
Manufacturing is cratering
Farmers are going bankrupt
Comedians are being canceled
Epstein Files not released
Corruption is rampant
American gestapo demanding people's papers
Black unemp is near 8%
Wages have stalled
Job growth has stalled
grads can't find a job
Manufacturing is cratering
Farmers are going bankrupt
Comedians are being canceled
Epstein Files not released
Corruption is rampant
September 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Restructuring is putting it mildly
American gestapo demanding people's papers
Black unemp is near 8%
Wages have stalled
Job growth has stalled
grads can't find a job
Manufacturing is cratering
Farmers are going bankrupt
Comedians are being canceled
Epstein Files not released
Corruption is rampant
American gestapo demanding people's papers
Black unemp is near 8%
Wages have stalled
Job growth has stalled
grads can't find a job
Manufacturing is cratering
Farmers are going bankrupt
Comedians are being canceled
Epstein Files not released
Corruption is rampant
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BREAKING: Donald Trump has nominated yet another one of his personal lawyers to oversee the prosecution of a personal enemy.
How are there not 1,000+ major-media reports on how Trump has made the most powerful law enforcement agents in America *people he is in an attorney-client relationship with*.
How are there not 1,000+ major-media reports on how Trump has made the most powerful law enforcement agents in America *people he is in an attorney-client relationship with*.
September 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
BREAKING: Donald Trump has nominated yet another one of his personal lawyers to oversee the prosecution of a personal enemy.
How are there not 1,000+ major-media reports on how Trump has made the most powerful law enforcement agents in America *people he is in an attorney-client relationship with*.
How are there not 1,000+ major-media reports on how Trump has made the most powerful law enforcement agents in America *people he is in an attorney-client relationship with*.
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Suddenly "hate speech" is bad. Suddenly "dehumanizing" people is bad. Suddenly "cancel culture" is good. Suddenly words have consequences.
The modern American right in 2025, folks.
The modern American right in 2025, folks.
September 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Suddenly "hate speech" is bad. Suddenly "dehumanizing" people is bad. Suddenly "cancel culture" is good. Suddenly words have consequences.
The modern American right in 2025, folks.
The modern American right in 2025, folks.
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
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Which work? Calling for gay people to be stoned to death? Blaming airplane crashes on black pilots? Anti-vax bullshit? Election denialism? Pushing Great Replacement Theory?
Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.”
Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.”
September 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Which work? Calling for gay people to be stoned to death? Blaming airplane crashes on black pilots? Anti-vax bullshit? Election denialism? Pushing Great Replacement Theory?
Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.”
Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.”
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Charlie Kirk called me a ‘lunatic’ and a ‘prostitute’ and demanded I be deported.
Nothing, *nothing*, justifies killing him, or robbing his kids of their dad.
We don’t know the identity or motive of the shooter but murder can *never* be the response to political disagreements.
Nothing, *nothing*, justifies killing him, or robbing his kids of their dad.
We don’t know the identity or motive of the shooter but murder can *never* be the response to political disagreements.
September 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Charlie Kirk called me a ‘lunatic’ and a ‘prostitute’ and demanded I be deported.
Nothing, *nothing*, justifies killing him, or robbing his kids of their dad.
We don’t know the identity or motive of the shooter but murder can *never* be the response to political disagreements.
Nothing, *nothing*, justifies killing him, or robbing his kids of their dad.
We don’t know the identity or motive of the shooter but murder can *never* be the response to political disagreements.
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My parents purchased a pedigreed puppy from a well-known breeder. It came with a packet warning them not to vaccinate their dog with language exactly matching anti-vax talking points, incl autism. Of course, within 5 years the dog was riddled with congenital diseases caused by inbreeding.
September 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My parents purchased a pedigreed puppy from a well-known breeder. It came with a packet warning them not to vaccinate their dog with language exactly matching anti-vax talking points, incl autism. Of course, within 5 years the dog was riddled with congenital diseases caused by inbreeding.
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-A living wage
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence
These are the foundations of real freedom.
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence
These are the foundations of real freedom.
July 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
-A living wage
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence
These are the foundations of real freedom.
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence
These are the foundations of real freedom.
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I need this book! Lol 😅🤣😂
July 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I need this book! Lol 😅🤣😂
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FROST: "They say they're pro-life because they want the baby to be born, go to school and get shot in the school. Die in the school, die on the streets."
FOXX: "You are not going to come into this room and impugn our integrity!"
FOXX: "You are not going to come into this room and impugn our integrity!"
July 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
FROST: "They say they're pro-life because they want the baby to be born, go to school and get shot in the school. Die in the school, die on the streets."
FOXX: "You are not going to come into this room and impugn our integrity!"
FOXX: "You are not going to come into this room and impugn our integrity!"
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Great illustration of the double standard whereby Republicans can lob gross ad hominem attacks against Democrats, people who live in cities, immigrants, and others, but perceive a barely-biased description of the outcomes of their policy positions as the height of rudeness and an intolerable insult.
FROST: "They say they're pro-life because they want the baby to be born, go to school and get shot in the school. Die in the school, die on the streets."
FOXX: "You are not going to come into this room and impugn our integrity!"
FOXX: "You are not going to come into this room and impugn our integrity!"
July 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Great illustration of the double standard whereby Republicans can lob gross ad hominem attacks against Democrats, people who live in cities, immigrants, and others, but perceive a barely-biased description of the outcomes of their policy positions as the height of rudeness and an intolerable insult.
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we can have more. public goods, an economy rooted in growing people and creative making - healthcare for all, free school for all, the history of creative culture not enclosed by data companies but at the library for everybody, public spaces and public arts, dense plentiful housing. we can.
July 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
we can have more. public goods, an economy rooted in growing people and creative making - healthcare for all, free school for all, the history of creative culture not enclosed by data companies but at the library for everybody, public spaces and public arts, dense plentiful housing. we can.
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Are we great yet?
July 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Are we great yet?
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There has never been a time in this country where every person HAD access to healthcare, what is she talking about?
CNBC: What about the Medicaid cuts?
BROOKE ROLLINS: There will never be a time in this country where people won't have access to healthcare
BROOKE ROLLINS: There will never be a time in this country where people won't have access to healthcare
July 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
There has never been a time in this country where every person HAD access to healthcare, what is she talking about?
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Paramount just paid Trump a bribe for merger approval. When Democrats retake power, I’ll be first in line calling for federal charges. In the meantime, state prosecutors should make the corporate execs who sold out our democracy answer in court, today.
Paramount agrees to pay Trump $16 million, clearing way for multibillion-dollar merger
Paramount agrees to pay Trump $16 million, clearing way for multibillion-dollar merger
The king demands tribute.
buff.ly
July 2, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Paramount just paid Trump a bribe for merger approval. When Democrats retake power, I’ll be first in line calling for federal charges. In the meantime, state prosecutors should make the corporate execs who sold out our democracy answer in court, today.
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"“The President of the United States just threatened to have me arrested, stripped of my citizenship, put in a detention camp and deported. Not because I have broken any law but because I will refuse to let ICE terrorize our city."
Yeah, this is how to do it.
Yeah, this is how to do it.
Sharp new response from Zohran Mamdani, hitting back at Trump's threats:
"His statements...attempt to send a message to every New Yorker who refuses to hide in the shadows: if you speak up, they will come for you. We will not accept this intimidation."
"His statements...attempt to send a message to every New Yorker who refuses to hide in the shadows: if you speak up, they will come for you. We will not accept this intimidation."
July 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"“The President of the United States just threatened to have me arrested, stripped of my citizenship, put in a detention camp and deported. Not because I have broken any law but because I will refuse to let ICE terrorize our city."
Yeah, this is how to do it.
Yeah, this is how to do it.
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Charlize said what we were all thinking—just with better lighting.
July 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Charlize said what we were all thinking—just with better lighting.