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Shmatthew
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Does the SciFi Channel's IRC server count?

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Okay, let's get nostalgic

What was the VERY FIRST online platform that you became addicted to posting on?????
January 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I can't explain it, but they have Sugar Bear energy.
January 16, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Not gonna lie, I was a LITTLE surprised that noveltytoast.com was still available.

Now to do something with it.
January 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Apparently my self-soothing mechanism is buying dumbshit domain names.

Anyways, new username incoming, as soon as Bluesky figures it out.
January 16, 2026 at 4:51 PM
So, my daughter's first hockey game was down in Columbus, Blue Jackets vs Detroit. And that kid thought she was so clever getting on her chair and screaming the new cheer she made up: "GO BLUE!"
January 16, 2026 at 4:43 PM
ugh, fine, you absolutely have to "hand it to them", the k-wings pride jerseys are fucking gorgeous
January 16, 2026 at 12:27 PM
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That's too many to keep track of
January 15, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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Drops in FEBRUARY too AYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO PULL UP
It's not just a heist. It's a rescue mission.

On 10 February 2026, Relooted arrives at a museum (and store page, we guess) near you.
#indiegame
January 15, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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Props to the lady giving an interview in her pink UFFDA hat and saying, "well, gosh, I've never had tear gas and flashbangs shot at me, but I'm happy to take it so my neighbors are safe."
January 15, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I have decided that ginger bugs, much like poached eggs, are a myth.
January 15, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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it's the big day
January 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Man, I miss when the Florida Panthers were bad. youtu.be/E_73hSWC4Zo?...
FLORIDA PANTHERS COMMERCIAL
YouTube video by Esa Skykke
youtu.be
January 14, 2026 at 12:57 PM
It really sucks that there was only a period of about a month and a half last year where I had good feelings about the gym.
January 14, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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lol owned
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
You ever remember a song from a video game and go "ah you know what, I wanna hear that again", and learn some 20 years later that you heard an extremely clean version made specifically for the game?

Turns out, a song called "Goin' Down on It" is about exactly that.
January 13, 2026 at 2:31 PM
MAYBE WE'LL GET OUT OF THIS, ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pMq...
No Way Back
YouTube video by The Protomen - Topic
www.youtube.com
January 13, 2026 at 1:35 PM
The Maumee River in Northwest Ohio. Feeds into Lake Erie. At points, wide and deep enough to handle freighters, and at others, shallow and bucolic enough for walleye fishing.
January 12, 2026 at 10:24 PM
hahahaha this fuckin' team
The Blue Jackets have fired head coach Dean Evason and assistant coach Steve McCarthy.

Veteran NHL coach Rick Bowness is the club’s new head coach.
January 12, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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My theology:
No new pictures
Where are you mentally?
January 12, 2026 at 1:55 PM
dear god don't get it in your carpet

it will, quite literally, never come out
January 12, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Oh this is weird, it's like listening to a song if you've only listened to Weird Al's version for years.
The "Real" Big Bill Hells?
YouTube video by The City That Breeds
youtu.be
January 12, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Playlist Serendipity: The Rolling Stones "You Can't Always Get What You Want" into Selena Gomez's "Come and Get It".
January 11, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Decided to make some space in a cabinet to store all of our tea, and it turns out we have WAY more tea than we realized.

New resolution: drink more tea.
January 11, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I legitimately forgot that, at one point in time, I was a literal sports columnist.
January 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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running a double-blind experiment to see if listening to alternative rock increases brain activity. half of the test subjects will be listening to the cure, and the other half will be given placebo
January 10, 2026 at 10:26 AM