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Sidekick Emetrius
The stones slightly curve depending on which direction they spin, and no one really understands why. But that allows you to get around stuff.

The sweeping is used to help the stones go further and straighter if needed.
February 7, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Take turns sliding stones. You score depending on how many of your stones are in the painted area (the house) closest to the center (the button) before one of your opponents stones.

In this example, two red stones are closer than the first yellow, so it's two points for red.
February 7, 2026 at 3:35 PM
"Unfortunately, since you slammed in the back of your own Dragula, it won't be covered by your policy."
February 7, 2026 at 2:09 PM
As I keep semi-joking, I'm an MST3k fan, this ain't the first time a puppet had a different voice.
February 7, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Number 2 is a fair point. For all the shit the current guy is taking, he sung that perfectly.
February 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I just spent a good 15 minutes going through my library blind and had a pretty decent hit rate of guessing within the first seconds. 80%?
February 6, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Surprise, it's "For Whom The Bell Tolls" instead!

(To be fair, the bells in each song sound different.)
February 6, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Reposted by Shmatthew
February 6, 2026 at 3:18 AM
"That's Uncle Meyer!" "Wait is that Brian Meyer?"

In fairness, that might have been my own brain trying to remember.
February 6, 2026 at 11:40 AM
The release of TMBG's "Mink Car" album affected us all.
February 5, 2026 at 7:26 PM
THEY KEEP MY BARN HOT
February 5, 2026 at 6:01 PM