kevin kevinstofferson
@thats-so-kevin.bsky.social
purveyors of fine internet curios since 2015. 2006’s TIME person of the year.
(receiving a text from a spider) ::::)
December 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
(receiving a text from a spider) ::::)
a biopic about jack the ripper with the tagline “the best thing since sliced broad”
September 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
a biopic about jack the ripper with the tagline “the best thing since sliced broad”
me, when anyone asks about james horner and/or the decline of movie music as an expressive art form in the 21st century
September 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
me, when anyone asks about james horner and/or the decline of movie music as an expressive art form in the 21st century
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literally so many of the "good" use cases for AI tools I see people bragging about are things I can do faster myself, will always do faster myself, are totally useless, would never trust an AI to do, require tons of prep for unclear gain, etc.
May 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
literally so many of the "good" use cases for AI tools I see people bragging about are things I can do faster myself, will always do faster myself, are totally useless, would never trust an AI to do, require tons of prep for unclear gain, etc.
realizing that i haven’t legitimately laughed out loud at something i’ve seen on the internet since “scarlet takes a tumble”
April 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
realizing that i haven’t legitimately laughed out loud at something i’ve seen on the internet since “scarlet takes a tumble”
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remembering james horner
August 29, 2024 at 1:31 AM
remembering james horner
2024: jumanji (political edition)
July 21, 2024 at 6:19 PM
2024: jumanji (political edition)
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(millennial James Brown) I feel bad
July 8, 2024 at 3:59 AM
(millennial James Brown) I feel bad
problem: presidential candidates are old and/or bonkers, and the supreme court has ruled that presidents are effectively kings
solution: we nominate prince harry
solution: we nominate prince harry
July 2, 2024 at 1:06 AM
problem: presidential candidates are old and/or bonkers, and the supreme court has ruled that presidents are effectively kings
solution: we nominate prince harry
solution: we nominate prince harry
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i regret to inform you the apple headset is absolutely looking like something i’m going to buy after taking an ambien
January 9, 2024 at 3:50 AM
i regret to inform you the apple headset is absolutely looking like something i’m going to buy after taking an ambien
is this anything
November 26, 2023 at 10:27 PM
is this anything
“i hope this email finds you well”
how your email found me:
how your email found me:
October 12, 2023 at 2:39 AM
“i hope this email finds you well”
how your email found me:
how your email found me:
“live like a senior adult” “always tired” “never get bored eating the same food” oh man, caught in 4k 😩
October 3, 2023 at 1:36 AM
“live like a senior adult” “always tired” “never get bored eating the same food” oh man, caught in 4k 😩
if bluesky is down are we allowed to say “the sky has fallen”
September 11, 2023 at 12:16 AM
if bluesky is down are we allowed to say “the sky has fallen”
(office worker teaching a course on meditation): take a deep breath and excel
August 15, 2023 at 5:47 PM
(office worker teaching a course on meditation): take a deep breath and excel
A colossal iceberg the size of an enormous iceberg is now off the coast of Newfoundland
August 2, 2023 at 3:46 PM
A colossal iceberg the size of an enormous iceberg is now off the coast of Newfoundland