kevin kevinstofferson
@thats-so-kevin.bsky.social
purveyors of fine internet curios since 2015. 2006’s TIME person of the year.
The small dick energy coming from this memo is insane. I have to close the app and put my phone in a concrete box to feel even vaguely normal
December 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The small dick energy coming from this memo is insane. I have to close the app and put my phone in a concrete box to feel even vaguely normal
it’s a sad commentary on the state of things that “That Fuckin Guy” can now refer to so many fuckin guys
October 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
it’s a sad commentary on the state of things that “That Fuckin Guy” can now refer to so many fuckin guys
we have crazy people yelling at us from the white house and fox news every day, maybe they should start there
August 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
we have crazy people yelling at us from the white house and fox news every day, maybe they should start there
imagine uttering this sentence to a victorian child
a close up of a monkey laying on a bed with a red blanket .
Alt: a close up of a monkey laying on a bed with a red blanket. the monkey is visibly confused.
media.tenor.com
July 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
imagine uttering this sentence to a victorian child
Welp that was a free bee
July 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Welp that was a free bee
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literally so many of the "good" use cases for AI tools I see people bragging about are things I can do faster myself, will always do faster myself, are totally useless, would never trust an AI to do, require tons of prep for unclear gain, etc.
May 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
literally so many of the "good" use cases for AI tools I see people bragging about are things I can do faster myself, will always do faster myself, are totally useless, would never trust an AI to do, require tons of prep for unclear gain, etc.
we’ve made safari actively worse, and we think you’re gonna love it
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying nope . don 't like that .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying “nope, don't like that”
media.tenor.com
May 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
we’ve made safari actively worse, and we think you’re gonna love it
excellent, so they won’t mind giving up their private jets and sharing their millions with the rest of us
May 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
excellent, so they won’t mind giving up their private jets and sharing their millions with the rest of us
everything reminds me of her
May 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
everything reminds me of her
spine∙less (adj); lacking resolution; weak and purposeless. see also this post
February 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
spine∙less (adj); lacking resolution; weak and purposeless. see also this post
Tie the shovel to a bullet using the rope. Fire the gun, the shovel lands and sticks into the ground, anchoring the rope. Climb out via the rope
February 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Tie the shovel to a bullet using the rope. Fire the gun, the shovel lands and sticks into the ground, anchoring the rope. Climb out via the rope
“Claims without evidence” = lies. Let’s all call it for what it is. Press has learned nothing in 8 years.
January 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
“Claims without evidence” = lies. Let’s all call it for what it is. Press has learned nothing in 8 years.
thaaaaaaank gooooooooooodddddddddddddd
January 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
thaaaaaaank gooooooooooodddddddddddddd
this is a joke but also shut up and take my money
January 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
this is a joke but also shut up and take my money
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i like big buttes and i cannot lie
December 17, 2024 at 7:01 PM
i like big buttes and i cannot lie