Chris Woodard
@thachriswoodard.bsky.social
Freelance journalist who listens to too much music | Saints⚜️ Kings👑 Giants🟠| He/him/his
Sacramento
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Taysom Hill tush push needs to be a thing
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Taysom Hill tush push needs to be a thing
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If Spencer Rattler was taken in the first or second round, everyone would think he's a franchise QB
October 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If Spencer Rattler was taken in the first or second round, everyone would think he's a franchise QB
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thank you Greg Olsen for taking time to explain the difference between a coach who is trying to win every snap and a coach who wants to keep the score close
October 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
thank you Greg Olsen for taking time to explain the difference between a coach who is trying to win every snap and a coach who wants to keep the score close
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I wish I loved anything as much as NFL coaches love playing for these long ass field goals lol
September 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I wish I loved anything as much as NFL coaches love playing for these long ass field goals lol
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Stop playing for long field goals
September 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Stop playing for long field goals
I cant believe the Cardinals trying to copy the Rams’ knuckleball kickoff became their downfall tonight
September 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I cant believe the Cardinals trying to copy the Rams’ knuckleball kickoff became their downfall tonight
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I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.
September 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.
Why is Kellen Moore kicking a field goal from the 5 yard line down 35?
September 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Why is Kellen Moore kicking a field goal from the 5 yard line down 35?
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Broadcast talking about how the Saints need to start getting Brandin Cooks the football because he's a playmaker is certainly a choice
September 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Broadcast talking about how the Saints need to start getting Brandin Cooks the football because he's a playmaker is certainly a choice
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Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.
September 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.
Harbaugh 4th down decisions will haunt me forever
September 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Harbaugh 4th down decisions will haunt me forever
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Dragonball Z-ass backfield
September 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Dragonball Z-ass backfield
Why is Harbaugh afraid to go for 2?
September 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Why is Harbaugh afraid to go for 2?
Chargers tackling tonight is a thing of beauty
September 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Chargers tackling tonight is a thing of beauty
This history books need to talk about Young Money’s fall from grace
July 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This history books need to talk about Young Money’s fall from grace
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explains why it’s so pedantic
Bluesky’s user base is roughly 40% female and 60% male. While we don’t collect gender data directly, we manually sampled ~1,500 users to get a representative estimate and a separate analysis by Hootsuite came to a similar demographic split.
July 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
explains why it’s so pedantic
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excuse me Kate Martin
June 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
excuse me Kate Martin
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just finished this again for a second time and man remember when there were all those people back in 2023 saying lamar wasn't worth the money he was looking for lmfao (or even a market rate contract for some!!!)
June 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
just finished this again for a second time and man remember when there were all those people back in 2023 saying lamar wasn't worth the money he was looking for lmfao (or even a market rate contract for some!!!)
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JUST IN: Karen Read's second murder trial ends with an acquittal
Karen Read's second murder trial ends with an acquittal
Read was accused of hitting her boyfriend with her car and leaving him to die in a snowstorm, but alleged she was the victim of a cover-up by his fellow officers. Her 2024 trial ended in a hung jury.
n.pr
June 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
JUST IN: Karen Read's second murder trial ends with an acquittal
KAREN READ NOT GUILTY
June 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
KAREN READ NOT GUILTY
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Put his Dad court side again I don’t care 🤣
June 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Put his Dad court side again I don’t care 🤣
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Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.
May 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.
Sacramento is home to the oldest bonsai club in the country, which celebrated its 79th annual Bonsai Show this #AAPI Heritage Month
Read about its rich history and the patience and beauty of practicing bonsai 🌳
Read about its rich history and the patience and beauty of practicing bonsai 🌳
Sacramento Bonsai Club celebrates 79 years of living history • Sacramento News & Review
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May 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Sacramento is home to the oldest bonsai club in the country, which celebrated its 79th annual Bonsai Show this #AAPI Heritage Month
Read about its rich history and the patience and beauty of practicing bonsai 🌳
Read about its rich history and the patience and beauty of practicing bonsai 🌳