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@texasnoaccent.bsky.social
Child Neuro/Epilepsy, family man, dabbler in food, breaking and fixing stuff, dancing, dogs, chess, philosophy, and all the things! Life is an adventure; choose yours
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seems really cool that as a Jew I am now an anti-semite if a white nationalist christian fundamentalist says I am
May 2, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Y’all

Don’t choke your partner. And don’t let your partner choke you. Not ok
Opinion | The Troubling Trend in Teenage Sex
Choking has moved from porn to pop culture to the dorm room. And the consequences for young women could be very serious.
www.nytimes.com
April 15, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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👇🎯💯
April 8, 2024 at 3:58 PM
If you see this you have to post a picture from your phone but don’t explain it
April 8, 2024 at 2:09 AM
A lawyer
It’s Monday and but the lotteries are hanging out around a billion dollars, so I have to ask - what is the first thing you would get if you won?
March 25, 2024 at 9:21 PM
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Perfection.
March 23, 2024 at 11:49 PM
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March 23, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Drop an alien that’s not from Star Wars/Star Trek
March 20, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Coffee ice cream in process and paired with strawberry ☕️🍓🍨
March 18, 2024 at 12:18 AM
TIL that a “mosquito hawk” is irl a Crane Fly and is a gd vegetarian and I feel like I need to sit with this a minute
March 14, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Roses are red,
Kittens are fun,
March 7, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Roses are red,
CPAs ask “what amount?”,
praying nobody clues in my psychiatrist to my bsky account
March 7, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Roses are red,
I once passed out at a bris,
men, what is keeping you from wearing slutty little shorts like this?
Ah, the 80s NBA. Short shorts. Cocaine. Defense.

Good times.
March 7, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Roses are red
I once milked a cow
Isn’t it fun how much Etsy sucks now
March 7, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Roses are red
Violets have their season
We're both verified Instagram accounts with more than 10K followers, I suspect that's the reason.
March 7, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Happy Sunday everyone
March 3, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Thank you Taylor Swift for inspiring my 5yo to break out with LOVER! … in the Target checkout line
February 29, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Nutella ice cream with strawberries, and mint cookie ice cream, made with fresh mint and Thin Mints🍨
February 19, 2024 at 2:17 AM
This is the inevitable product of growing up in an environment in which all adolescent relationships are taboo. Then those teens grow up only attracted to taboo things
ben shapiro posted a video recently (with jordan peterson lol) in which he stated that there’s an ✨epidemic of sexual boredom✨ because nothing’s taboo anymore—that “people” are bored with sex because “people” need to feel they’re breaking taboos to get off. to which I can only say, self-report
February 10, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Kinda love that this opened up. I can finally say I did something before it was cool!
February 6, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Y’all, it’s 2024. Are we not yet at the point where we can just call it…

a wedding?
they did a gay wedding at the chicago rat hole
January 21, 2024 at 8:24 PM
…and there’s a neighborhood in Houston with aggressive gangs of peafoul milling about

Definitely mix of WTF and Ikindawannagoseeit 😏
Feral, aggressive peacocks are wreaking havoc on this Houston neighborhood, residents say
Peacocks living in Houston's Heathwood neighborhood chase cars and pedestrians and break windows, and some residents say they cause an unsafe situation.
www.houstonchronicle.com
January 6, 2024 at 2:50 PM
X-mas dessert: wine cooked pear with homemade orange ice cream 🍨
January 3, 2024 at 2:45 AM