Gary Chiles 🚲 🍄 ☕ 🦚 🐱 𝟜 𝟚𝟘
@testtubeone.bsky.social
Hippie punk raver activist
Originally in that order, now combined.
Parliament Gallery stalker.
https://teara.govt.nz/en/photograph/39582/smoking-cannabis-outside-parliament
Likes to dress up a bit, mostly harmless.
#PartyVoteGreen
#EndProhibition
Originally in that order, now combined.
Parliament Gallery stalker.
https://teara.govt.nz/en/photograph/39582/smoking-cannabis-outside-parliament
Likes to dress up a bit, mostly harmless.
#PartyVoteGreen
#EndProhibition
MATA Reports | Te Pāti Māori: From Comeback to Crisis | RNZ
YouTube video by RNZ
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
"Don't be sad kids. All the missing reindeer are living on a farm out of town having the best time of their lives. Just enjoy all the Santas, okay?"😮
#MeSanta
#YouSanta
#EveryoneSanta
#ReindeerCull
#MeSanta
#YouSanta
#EveryoneSanta
#ReindeerCull
Almost 600 Santas sweat it out in fun run
Santa is usually tricky to spot, but this week there were hundreds running through Hobsonville.
www.rnz.co.nz
December 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"Don't be sad kids. All the missing reindeer are living on a farm out of town having the best time of their lives. Just enjoy all the Santas, okay?"😮
#MeSanta
#YouSanta
#EveryoneSanta
#ReindeerCull
#MeSanta
#YouSanta
#EveryoneSanta
#ReindeerCull
Drive to the (old) Auckland railway station.
Rent pillows.
Board train.
Arrange four seats facing each other.
Wave to car driver.
Tea stops at Frankton, Taumarunui, Palmerston North on the overnight train to Wellington for Christmas with grandparents.🚂🥰
#50YearsAgo
#LoveTrainsMissTrains
#nzpol
Rent pillows.
Board train.
Arrange four seats facing each other.
Wave to car driver.
Tea stops at Frankton, Taumarunui, Palmerston North on the overnight train to Wellington for Christmas with grandparents.🚂🥰
#50YearsAgo
#LoveTrainsMissTrains
#nzpol
December 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Drive to the (old) Auckland railway station.
Rent pillows.
Board train.
Arrange four seats facing each other.
Wave to car driver.
Tea stops at Frankton, Taumarunui, Palmerston North on the overnight train to Wellington for Christmas with grandparents.🚂🥰
#50YearsAgo
#LoveTrainsMissTrains
#nzpol
Rent pillows.
Board train.
Arrange four seats facing each other.
Wave to car driver.
Tea stops at Frankton, Taumarunui, Palmerston North on the overnight train to Wellington for Christmas with grandparents.🚂🥰
#50YearsAgo
#LoveTrainsMissTrains
#nzpol
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Reposted by Gary Chiles 🚲 🍄 ☕ 🦚 🐱 𝟜 𝟚𝟘
We have to get rid of them at the next election. The countryside will be in ruins if they get a second term.
#nzpol
#nzpol
PRESS RELEASE:
The Luxon government rushes through a major rollback of environmental protections in and around wetlands and other precious areas.
#nzpol #climatecrisis
www.greenpeace.org/aotearoa/pre...
The Luxon government rushes through a major rollback of environmental protections in and around wetlands and other precious areas.
#nzpol #climatecrisis
www.greenpeace.org/aotearoa/pre...
Mining rules rolled back - wetlands and biodiversity hotspots in the firing line
The Government has rolled back environmental protections, clearing the way for mining in and around wetlands, significant natural areas, and highly productive soils.
www.greenpeace.org
December 18, 2025 at 9:35 AM
We have to get rid of them at the next election. The countryside will be in ruins if they get a second term.
#nzpol
#nzpol
Reposted by Gary Chiles 🚲 🍄 ☕ 🦚 🐱 𝟜 𝟚𝟘
#BHN Tonight at 9pm 🎄🎁🎅
- Early Xmas present for Labour
- We've got DISCORD open if you want to come chat or ask a question
- End of year wrap
- maybe some other shit...we'll see how we go
@chewienz.bsky.social
@iamprettyawesome.bsky.social
@xkaosmagex.bsky.social
youtube.com/live/d7wJH7e...
- Early Xmas present for Labour
- We've got DISCORD open if you want to come chat or ask a question
- End of year wrap
- maybe some other shit...we'll see how we go
@chewienz.bsky.social
@iamprettyawesome.bsky.social
@xkaosmagex.bsky.social
youtube.com/live/d7wJH7e...
#BHN Early Xmas present for Labour | Christmas show with BHN whanau | other shit
YouTube video by Big Hairy Network
youtube.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:02 AM
#BHN Tonight at 9pm 🎄🎁🎅
- Early Xmas present for Labour
- We've got DISCORD open if you want to come chat or ask a question
- End of year wrap
- maybe some other shit...we'll see how we go
@chewienz.bsky.social
@iamprettyawesome.bsky.social
@xkaosmagex.bsky.social
youtube.com/live/d7wJH7e...
- Early Xmas present for Labour
- We've got DISCORD open if you want to come chat or ask a question
- End of year wrap
- maybe some other shit...we'll see how we go
@chewienz.bsky.social
@iamprettyawesome.bsky.social
@xkaosmagex.bsky.social
youtube.com/live/d7wJH7e...
Brooke van Veldon will always be known as the cunt lady.💩
van Veldon should get it tattooed ASAP and ask Ruth Richardson for some advice now that she has taken over as the most hated woman in Aotearoa.💩💩
Nicola Willis wanted that title so bad.💩🤣
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
van Veldon should get it tattooed ASAP and ask Ruth Richardson for some advice now that she has taken over as the most hated woman in Aotearoa.💩💩
Nicola Willis wanted that title so bad.💩🤣
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
Headline-grabbing quote named best of the year
The winning quote’s power lies in its purpose, say judges for the 2025 Massey University Quote of the Year.
www.rnz.co.nz
December 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Brooke van Veldon will always be known as the cunt lady.💩
van Veldon should get it tattooed ASAP and ask Ruth Richardson for some advice now that she has taken over as the most hated woman in Aotearoa.💩💩
Nicola Willis wanted that title so bad.💩🤣
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
van Veldon should get it tattooed ASAP and ask Ruth Richardson for some advice now that she has taken over as the most hated woman in Aotearoa.💩💩
Nicola Willis wanted that title so bad.💩🤣
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
"...regain the trust of the public..."?
When did the police ever have that?
Can't regain something that you've never had.
Now we have a Judge undermining the "just is" system protecting this scumbag from the consequences he deserves.
#nzpol
When did the police ever have that?
Can't regain something that you've never had.
Now we have a Judge undermining the "just is" system protecting this scumbag from the consequences he deserves.
#nzpol
Police officers spat at, called paedophiles in wake of Jevon McSkimming scandal
The police union's president says officers now face a long process to regain the public's trust.
www.rnz.co.nz
December 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"...regain the trust of the public..."?
When did the police ever have that?
Can't regain something that you've never had.
Now we have a Judge undermining the "just is" system protecting this scumbag from the consequences he deserves.
#nzpol
When did the police ever have that?
Can't regain something that you've never had.
Now we have a Judge undermining the "just is" system protecting this scumbag from the consequences he deserves.
#nzpol
Have you ever stopped to consider the cruel irony of a teetotal egg-in-a-borrowed-suit thicko cringe generator becoming Prime Minister as a consequence of his party exploiting our nation's chronic alcoholism?💩🥚
(all produced and supplied by party donors)🤬
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
(all produced and supplied by party donors)🤬
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
December 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Have you ever stopped to consider the cruel irony of a teetotal egg-in-a-borrowed-suit thicko cringe generator becoming Prime Minister as a consequence of his party exploiting our nation's chronic alcoholism?💩🥚
(all produced and supplied by party donors)🤬
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
(all produced and supplied by party donors)🤬
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
If a cop wants you to comply with a road side drug test, insist on seeing the porn stored on their phone first.
#EndProhibition
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
#EndProhibition
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
December 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
If a cop wants you to comply with a road side drug test, insist on seeing the porn stored on their phone first.
#EndProhibition
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
#EndProhibition
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
I knew the adjournment speeches had begun because I saw that Luxon was speaking and it wasn't Question Time.💩🥚
Search Hansard to see how rare this is. 😒
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
Search Hansard to see how rare this is. 😒
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
Avoiding the adjournment speeches of the coalition leaders because I don't want to suffer a preventable mental illness and/or experience the burning rage triggered by their obvious bullshit and their blatant lies.
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
December 17, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I knew the adjournment speeches had begun because I saw that Luxon was speaking and it wasn't Question Time.💩🥚
Search Hansard to see how rare this is. 😒
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
Search Hansard to see how rare this is. 😒
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
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An effect of the changes to the Electoral Act is that a well off, likely right wing voting criminal who was part of the system who gets a home detention sentence for, say, possessing child porn will get to vote next year. A less well connected offender sent to prison for the same crimes won’t #nzpol
December 17, 2025 at 6:39 AM
An effect of the changes to the Electoral Act is that a well off, likely right wing voting criminal who was part of the system who gets a home detention sentence for, say, possessing child porn will get to vote next year. A less well connected offender sent to prison for the same crimes won’t #nzpol
Reposted by Gary Chiles 🚲 🍄 ☕ 🦚 🐱 𝟜 𝟚𝟘
#BHN Tonight at 9pm
- @tukakimatt.bsky.social LIVE to speak to some of the grubbier parts of the internet and their MUMA accusations
- Marama Davidson smites David Seymour this morning
- Bondi update
- McSkimming sentence
#nzpol #nzpolitics @chewienz.bsky.social
youtube.com/live/AneAyp5...
- @tukakimatt.bsky.social LIVE to speak to some of the grubbier parts of the internet and their MUMA accusations
- Marama Davidson smites David Seymour this morning
- Bondi update
- McSkimming sentence
#nzpol #nzpolitics @chewienz.bsky.social
youtube.com/live/AneAyp5...
#BHN Matt Tukaki on MUMA controversary | Marama smites Seymour | Bondi update
YouTube video by Big Hairy Network
youtube.com
December 17, 2025 at 5:16 AM
#BHN Tonight at 9pm
- @tukakimatt.bsky.social LIVE to speak to some of the grubbier parts of the internet and their MUMA accusations
- Marama Davidson smites David Seymour this morning
- Bondi update
- McSkimming sentence
#nzpol #nzpolitics @chewienz.bsky.social
youtube.com/live/AneAyp5...
- @tukakimatt.bsky.social LIVE to speak to some of the grubbier parts of the internet and their MUMA accusations
- Marama Davidson smites David Seymour this morning
- Bondi update
- McSkimming sentence
#nzpol #nzpolitics @chewienz.bsky.social
youtube.com/live/AneAyp5...
Reposted by Gary Chiles 🚲 🍄 ☕ 🦚 🐱 𝟜 𝟚𝟘
Get Ready for 2026! Get the word out!
The government's Electoral Amendment Bill ends same-day voter enrolment, bans prisoners from voting, & allows for larger anonymous political donations.
They want to stifle your voice. Tell everyone to enrol at least 13 days before the election. #nzpol
The government's Electoral Amendment Bill ends same-day voter enrolment, bans prisoners from voting, & allows for larger anonymous political donations.
They want to stifle your voice. Tell everyone to enrol at least 13 days before the election. #nzpol
Electoral Amendment Bill passes its third reading in Parliament
The bill ends same-day voter enrolment, bans prisoners from voting, allows for larger anonymous political donations, and clarifies the ban on giving out food at voting places.
www.rnz.co.nz
December 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Get Ready for 2026! Get the word out!
The government's Electoral Amendment Bill ends same-day voter enrolment, bans prisoners from voting, & allows for larger anonymous political donations.
They want to stifle your voice. Tell everyone to enrol at least 13 days before the election. #nzpol
The government's Electoral Amendment Bill ends same-day voter enrolment, bans prisoners from voting, & allows for larger anonymous political donations.
They want to stifle your voice. Tell everyone to enrol at least 13 days before the election. #nzpol
Avoiding the adjournment speeches of the coalition leaders because I don't want to suffer a preventable mental illness and/or experience the burning rage triggered by their obvious bullshit and their blatant lies.
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
December 17, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Avoiding the adjournment speeches of the coalition leaders because I don't want to suffer a preventable mental illness and/or experience the burning rage triggered by their obvious bullshit and their blatant lies.
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
FFS! Luxon just said "We've got rid of emergency housing." without even realising he was saying the quiet bit out loud.💩🥚
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
December 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
FFS! Luxon just said "We've got rid of emergency housing." without even realising he was saying the quiet bit out loud.💩🥚
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
I have decided that I will refuse to comply with roadside drug testing until testing devices become available that actually detect impairment.
I suspect I won't be the only one.
#EndProhibition
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
I suspect I won't be the only one.
#EndProhibition
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
December 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I have decided that I will refuse to comply with roadside drug testing until testing devices become available that actually detect impairment.
I suspect I won't be the only one.
#EndProhibition
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
I suspect I won't be the only one.
#EndProhibition
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
Nicola Willis is completely incapable of answering Opposition questions without constantly breaking Speaker's rulings and being constantly out of order, and the useless-sack-of-skin Speaker just sits there and lets it happen.
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
December 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Nicola Willis is completely incapable of answering Opposition questions without constantly breaking Speaker's rulings and being constantly out of order, and the useless-sack-of-skin Speaker just sits there and lets it happen.
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
"...unemployment is forecast to stay much higher than forecast..."
Expect the coalition to blame gravity next.
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
Expect the coalition to blame gravity next.
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
#nzpol HYEFU data today showed that unemployment is forecast to stay much higher than forecast by Treasury at the last election. There will be 76,000 more people on jobseekers by 2027. Wages going up by less every year than forecast at the last election.
December 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
"...unemployment is forecast to stay much higher than forecast..."
Expect the coalition to blame gravity next.
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
Expect the coalition to blame gravity next.
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
Imagine if the egg-in-a-borrowed-suit dork PM ever answered one of Chlöe Swarbrick's questions...
...can you?
Can you imagine that?
I can't.💩🥚
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
...can you?
Can you imagine that?
I can't.💩🥚
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
December 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Imagine if the egg-in-a-borrowed-suit dork PM ever answered one of Chlöe Swarbrick's questions...
...can you?
Can you imagine that?
I can't.💩🥚
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
...can you?
Can you imagine that?
I can't.💩🥚
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
Watching other Government MPs jumping in with bogus supplementary questions whenever Luxon is drowning should be all it takes for anyone with a brain to recognise and acknowledge Luxon's embarrassingly shallow mediocrity.
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
December 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Watching other Government MPs jumping in with bogus supplementary questions whenever Luxon is drowning should be all it takes for anyone with a brain to recognise and acknowledge Luxon's embarrassingly shallow mediocrity.
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
Our egg-in-a-borrowed-suit unaware dork PM still thinks business confidence means something.
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
December 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Our egg-in-a-borrowed-suit unaware dork PM still thinks business confidence means something.
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
"...$28.3bn smaller at the next election than predicted..."
$23,000,000,000 smaller
twenty three thousand million dollars smaller
many many ferries smaller
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
$23,000,000,000 smaller
twenty three thousand million dollars smaller
many many ferries smaller
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
#nzpol Just catching up with the HYEFU data today - but the data looks grim pretty much across the board. One data point stood out to me - the economy will be cumulatively $28.3bn smaller at the next election than predicted by Treasury at the last election.
December 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"...$28.3bn smaller at the next election than predicted..."
$23,000,000,000 smaller
twenty three thousand million dollars smaller
many many ferries smaller
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
$23,000,000,000 smaller
twenty three thousand million dollars smaller
many many ferries smaller
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
Fuck you Winston Peters.
Fuck you and everybody who supports your scumbag party.
You don't get to spread hate filled propaganda and claim to be the good guy.
Fuck you Winston Peters.
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
Fuck you and everybody who supports your scumbag party.
You don't get to spread hate filled propaganda and claim to be the good guy.
Fuck you Winston Peters.
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
December 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Fuck you Winston Peters.
Fuck you and everybody who supports your scumbag party.
You don't get to spread hate filled propaganda and claim to be the good guy.
Fuck you Winston Peters.
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
Fuck you and everybody who supports your scumbag party.
You don't get to spread hate filled propaganda and claim to be the good guy.
Fuck you Winston Peters.
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol