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Tess
@tessen.bsky.social
Book reader, owned by Dude the Cat, voting blue since 1976. No DMs. 🌈🏈🇺🇦🐈💙
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October 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Mike Johnson Grinder Profile will be made public if he doesn’t swear in Adelita Grijalva by 09/30.
🍿 spread this around folks
September 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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CARTOON OF THE DAY

(Updated Version)
September 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Holy shit scorched earth motherfucker
Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Book cat.
September 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Yeah, you should.
August 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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August 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
He's contemplating his life choices.
August 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I was cleaning out some old boxes that have been stashed away for about 20 years. I found this snow globe. Walt must be spinning in his grave.
August 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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They have downgraded her sex offender status to move her to a minimum security facility. The next logical step is a commutation or a pardon. If you have any information on that, my Signal is in my bio. I'll keep you anonymous as always. Please share widely 🙏 www.muellershewrote.com/p/exclusive-...
EXCLUSIVE: Someone Waived Ghislaine Maxwell's Sex Offender Status to Move Her to a Minimum Security Camp in Texas
According to sources, you can't move someone with a Public Safety Factor (PSF) designation - which Maxwell had - without waiving it. That's what happened here.
www.muellershewrote.com
August 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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ATTN: If you’re a DoJ employee and have knowledge of the missing minute (or 2:53) of Epstein jail video, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
July 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
July 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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“Cheryl Hines at a dinner party”
July 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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July 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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A mesmerizing time-lapse of the Sun in ultraviolet light, captured by the Solar Dynamics Observatory spacecraft over a month.

-Credits: NASA
July 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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The joys of aging.
July 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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April 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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#GVerse This dude in Trenton, New Jersey OMG!!! The Costume & The Sign 💯
April 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Holy shit. This is the funniest political ad I’ve ever seen.

The Republican House Caucus wants it taken down. You know what to do.
April 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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April 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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I tried to imagine what life without my library would be like…and the list is way too long #nationallibraryweek
April 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM