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Thankful Cat 🫧 (She's all legs)
@tess.bzky.team
Tess/Tyler
She/He ADHD🔞 personally monog rn

ALT pfp: girl with red hair pouting
The Dear Hunter and Coheed & Cambria fan account, dog job. Flirt for sport
V/C:@/$tessiibil

Jaco: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5f642ejcpths5dehw7shm5t/feed/aaahzrh7szp3q
Pinned
Siri, how do I pin someone else's skeet to my profile?
Sorry, I've got a glass of whiskey to drink
I love a good contrast.

Me: laundry I'm working on:
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Smack dab in the heart of my DGAF era
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
This post isn't about me but it could be
You ever just hold a lil cat's face between the palms of your hands and really absorb, like fully process, just how tiny their lil heads are?
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Hey chat, asking about me and for me-
Do I have a bullyable personality?
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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@tess.bzky.team what are your thoughts on marshmallows?
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Everybody needs to come over and smell my house, there's a new furnace and I have a crate of quinces in the kitchen and it smells like a call center bathroom
November 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I'm so ngmi, chat
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"You don't need a name, you're just the duck pocket" - @leahshape.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
"Utah really does a thing to a person"
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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🌙 thinking about older women (24-30)
November 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Anybody wanna drive to St George with me and a case of Monster?
I need to turn all this anxious energy into outside energy anyways, may as well take up parkour
November 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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trimming my bangs with pet grooming shears bcs i got that DOG in me
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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c a n o p y
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Can't stop thinking about her*

*The Costco sample protein shake
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Supplementing my lunch with Costco samples like a budgeting queen
November 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Good ol Mercedes projector maps got me all kinds of confused about how big countries are fr
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
And here we watch the wild Tess, limping along as she's managed to cripple herself in the dumbest way possible yet again. Her capacity for doing so is which makes this species unique
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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if you post it* they** will come

*lewds
**lesbians
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Am I just accepting defeat and hoping Zach wants to get lunch when he gets here in half an hour? Yes
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Got a whole different group of people saying “good lord!” On a Sunday.
November 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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cat butt!
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Oh shit it's a weekend morning, no one's looking
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Good morning. Pray for warmth as I leave this sauna of a bedroom to face my ice box that is the rest of the house
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Like, god damn it me, that was my emotional support depression spiral! All this safety and comfort is profoundly uncomfortable! 😤
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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if you don’t have a friend that sends you red bull news and flavor updates you don’t have a real friend
November 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM