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Thankful Cat 🫧 (She's all legs)
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Tess/Tyler
She/He ADHD🔞 personally monog rn

ALT pfp: girl with red hair pouting
The Dear Hunter and Coheed & Cambria fan account, dog job. Flirt for sport
V/C:@/$tessiibil

Jaco: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5f642ejcpths5dehw7shm5t/feed/aaahzrh7szp3q
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I love a good contrast.

Me: laundry I'm working on:
Tess in tracksuit pants, timberlands, knit socks, and a cropped muscle tee that has Charizard on it A row of racks full of neatly hung laundry that is drying in a laundromat
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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I'm so ngmi, chat
A video call record showing a video lasting 10 hours, 58 minutes, and 36 seconds
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Oh shit it's a weekend morning, no one's looking
Tess posing in her underwear in front of a mirror
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Good morning. Pray for warmth as I leave this sauna of a bedroom to face my ice box that is the rest of the house
Pic of Tess's shoulders and chin as she's laying in bed. There's a Snapchat filter on
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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He's something alright
November 9, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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Too late, I already put it in a cute bedtime mug
A tiny mug with whiskey poured in it
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Sometimes I take a picture of my dog being cute and then I look away and look back at it with new eyes and wonder what it must be like seeing him for the first time. This is a sentient being I swear.
Adderley, a corded standard poodle, curled up on a cushion on the floor
November 9, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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It's a pretty perfect lil moment
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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You'll never believe it chat, but... Stephanie was right
A gas fireplace with a cozy little flame Tess gesturing at the lit fireplace
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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R E D R O C K
An expanse of red rocks in southern Utah with a red Mountain in the distance and a red dog in the foreground
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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"All legs" indeed
Cropped mirror selfie Tess and Leah from their ribs down. They are standing with Tess in front of and leaning back into Leah. They are both wearing dark and flirty little dresses that almost seem to melt together in the shadows at their hips. Leah has a hand on Tess's hip that Tess is reaching for with her opposite hand. Both of them have flashy little heels on and are showing off their stupidly long legs. Leah's visible left leg bears a dragon tattoo and a leg chain with tiny charms along the bottom edge.
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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I hope sleeping on the couch is fine with you, Ripp
Tess's hand holding up a Polly Pocket chaise lounge
November 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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I will remind the audience that candy corn and mellocreme pumpkins are not individually wrapped. Was this too much for ten minutes? MAYBE. Who's to say
A pile of chocolate wrappers
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Tess in a hot wheels shirt holding up a big glass of whiskey on the rocks
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Some of the most fun I have is with coloring books TBH. Playing with colors is high on my "no think just draw" list and I've gotten p out of hand with it on occasion.
A Disney princess coloring book with a page partially colors in where only Cinderella's dress has color and is pastels such that it looks highly iridescent and lit with deeply yellow lights A my little pony coloring page the lines whited out and colored in like blown glass A coloring page that is a mermaid whose lower half is a jelly fish. Her hair is a bright blonde and everything else looks translucent due to the lines only being shadowed with color rather than the shapes being colored in. It is captioned "color inside the lines? What if I only color the lines?"
November 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Sometimes I get my sketchbooks out and wonder who drew all this stuff cause there's no way I could do that, and then I start drawing and remember that oh, just kidding, I know how to do that. These are old ones that I always wonder who did that?
A colored pencil attempt at realism of a toucan's eye and the tip of its beak A crayon and cardstock drawing of a cat's face A realism style drawing of Totoro from My Neighbor Totoro
November 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Friendships are so important 💕
Tess's chin and shoulders, with days old hickeys that are still visible
November 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Oh hey there lil guy
A picture of Tess in her grungy Rumi costume, viewed from a very low angle almost as if a tiny person was looking up at her. Her face is cut out of frame and her left boot is half raised like she's stepping slowly on something, possibly the viewer?
November 4, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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(The wild animal in question)
A series of photos of a cheetah resting its chin on someone's outstretched hand and looking gradually sleepier each frame as the hand squeezes the cheetah's cheeks
November 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Anyways. Halloween is a p gay holiday
Tess in a slapdash Rumi costume and Leah in an everyday cosplay SheRa costume kissing in front of a Halloween back drop
November 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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A) YEAH I KNOW I'M NGMI
B) nothing prepared me for this, this is fucking beautiful.
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November 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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This fucker bit me today?
An adorable little shih Tzu with less than perfect feet and nose hairs cause she was bitey
October 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Actual real time selfie of me sitting two feet from a light source 😭
Tess holding a bottle of beer and startinge at a cool swirly floor lamp
October 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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This could be us but you're not Jaco. Smdh
October 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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I was just going into high school when that one church guy said the Mormon version of "just... Don't worry about it, it's probably fine" so THAT'S been driven into my brain like a railroad spike. And twisted to mean everything under the sun. But I digress.
That Etsy print that haunts every damn Mormon household that says "doubt your doubts before you doubt your faith- Dieter F. Uchtdorf" in very whitewashed an personality free lettering. In a white oak frame on a beige wall over a marble counter with a white vase with fake fronds in it
October 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM