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Cameron
@tenthousandunicorns.com
He/it | Chicago | 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🍉
Almost 40 (in my mid 30s) 🔞
Works with horses (printers) 🦄

Formerly known as Tenkay

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all i have to say about cynical people who loudly complain about Christmas because they think it's an overconsumption nightmare is that there are likely several volunteer opportunities in your area this month to serve your neighbors
December 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My proudest accomplishment is that other people's cats like hanging out with me
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Slept 10 hours, feel like I could sleep 10 more
December 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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i am diagnosing you with worms. and bugs. and creatures
December 5, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Minneapolis, Saint Paul, Twin Cities: ICE is out terrorizing people. Please be aware. If you see them, call 612-441-2881 and then pull out your phone to record. Comply if they tell you to step aside but keep recording. You are legally allowed to film them.
December 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Running a bowling alley for cryptids is a bit difficult because you need to have a truly wide range of bowling shoes available.
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Humanity peaked in the early 2010s and it's all been downhill since
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Shopping small is meaningful!
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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disabled people deserve a good life, whether they can work or not
December 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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bluesky is only toxic if you suck
December 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Holy shit.

Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.

www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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After cyber Monday, it's untangle Tuesday, where we're meant to spend a few hours untangling cords. Then comes will-o'-the-wisp Wednesday, where floating lights will lead us to sale items. Thrall Thursday is when we all follow the orders of the Bone Lord and help with construction of the Bone Tower.
December 4, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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every day i open the dating apps and learn a new word from someone’s bio that hurts me physically
December 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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ADHD is so annoying. Can’t believe I have to pay for a premium subscription to my own brain because the free version has so many popup ads
December 1, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Me, who drinks 300-600mg caffeine a day: These Dr Peppers only have 41mg caffeine in them!
My friend, who never drinks caffeine: 41 milligrams is a lot!
Me: *nervous laughter*
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Got on the right antidepressant, now I can post good on Lex again
December 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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There were a lot of bad things that happened while my friend was in the hospital last week, but tbh the weirdest thing was the ER staff trying to get me to make medical decisions for him and walking out before he could answer
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Actual 36 year old man: Hell yeah, Raisin Bran Crunch!? Fuck me up!!
December 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
There were a lot of bad things that happened while my friend was in the hospital last week, but tbh the weirdest thing was the ER staff trying to get me to make medical decisions for him and walking out before he could answer
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Waking up at 5:30 like
December 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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okay hi it's eri *deep breath* I am so so thrilled to announce that I am a FINALIST for Chicago Reader's Best Of 2025 awards in three categories:
-Best New Poetry Collection: Marrow by eri lucia kapling
-Best Poet: eri lucia kapling
-Best Zine: MY ENEMIES, MY FRIENDS by eri lucia kapling
December 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM