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Tenpou
@tenpou.bsky.social
aka metal_dog5 on most platforms.

18+ Polyfannish fandom old, varied interests, reticent. Mostly tired
I’m out to lunch with family at a popular food court. I’ve bought a two dish combo of salt & pepper chicken and Mongolian lamb. Whoever made the lamb dish should be ashamed of themselves- all I can taste is Keen’s curry powder. Not only is the flavour not what I expected, it’s made the dish inedible
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I went to Etsy earlier today, trying to find something handmade for a friend's Christmas gift. I admit it's been ages since I bought from Etsy, but when did it turn into Ebay-light? So many sellers of "vintage" goods or drop-shippers, and very few sellers who actually made their own products. 🙁
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 AM
What an amazing cover of the song!
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
- kangaroo
- koala
- blue tongue lizard
- brown snake
- red bellied black snake
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:

-wallaby (so! many! wallabies!)
-kangaroo
-echidna
-penguins
-cassowary
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:

- fox
- marmoset
- toucan
- eagle
- whale
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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List for copy and paste is here: www.tumblr.com/modmad/80085.... Related: dammit, Firefox.
November 24, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I loathe the trend of bathrooms without doors (or the frosted glass shower door for the toilet), and I certainly wouldn't want one in a hotel room.
One of my faves has a video addressing an issue I've seen come up a lot recently, so I thought I'd share!

youtu.be/QFPGUTyo9Yk?...
What happened to bathroom doors?
YouTube video by Kendra Gaylord
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Fell into my current career by accident because I'm good with IT and doing admin work. That and the fact I called the on site IT guy out for not doing his job, and lying about what could and couldn't be done. Easy enough to do when Leadership has no clue, but I did know, so he quit within that year.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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evergreen
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I bought some chocolate today to be eaten nearer to Christmas, left it on the cooktop as I wasn't using the oven today, as I hadn't decided where I was going to hide it from the hungry hoards. Husband decided to heat up an apple crumble. Did he check to see if he needed to move anything first? No 😞
November 22, 2025 at 10:36 AM
This shirt is horrible in so many ways and it's not even clean. Just goes to show that having money doesn't instantly teach you how to dress appropriately for a formal occasion.
huh, i thought this was AI because there's no way someone could order such an ugly shirt
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The party is so irrelevant now they need to appeal to the One Nation voters.
‘This is how big my dog whistle is’
November 21, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Listen to this.
I’m shaking with rage over the Trump “Quiet, Piggy” story. America, how much more are we going to take?
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I log into Insta & the first thing I see is Yibo’d new trailer ETU. 😨😱

There is not enough money in the world that would make me want to be on the side of a sheer cliff face, even if I was fit enough to make an attempt.

It’s now incredibly hard to believe he used to be scared on a roller coaster.
November 17, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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8/8 Pollinator Week 2025
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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It’s pollinator week! Here’s a commission I did for Old Parliament House - you can download the whole poster on their website! 1/8 #pollinatorweek #bees #pollination
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Good morning.
I don't know who did this, but I love you.
November 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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王一博
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Even now, in the year 2025, I cringe at the thought of wearing ugg boots in public. I am a part of a certain generation of Aussie who was brought up to see them as house slippers. Not even WYB making them almost look stylish would encourage me to wear a pair in public.
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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The last two episodes of @mattbevan.bsky.social’s “If You’re Listening” are relevant here.

1. “Is the AI boom another Dot-Com bubble about to burst?” www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIbE...

2. “How much energy, water and money is the AI boom consuming” www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mJL...
Is the AI boom another Dot-Com bubble about to burst? | If You're Listening
YouTube video by ABC News In-depth
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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In 1972, a cat commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These kittens promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune @thatwriterguy@mastodon.social
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Thread. The details are atrocious, both then and now.
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 AM
In an oddly timed coincidence, both my children are going to be away for a while - one on a long-planned-for OS holiday, and the other interstate for work. It will be the first time in a very long time I've not had at least one at home.
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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So far I'm unable to confirm this, but I'm still working on it.

It's believable that they'd try it.
Women call your senators and congressional representatives! They are trying to Sneak in NATIONAL ABORTION BAN!!! Stop it now!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Check out the thread too - imo it‘s becoming clear far too many businesses decided to use AI because of fomo without understanding if it was suitable for them.
Hands up if you've never used Chat GPT ✋

(I feel like Dozer and Tank in The Matrix right now - at first I didn't use it because, rather ironically, I'm lazy and stubborn (peak Taurus energy there) - literally no, don't make me use the new thing I don't wanna. Now I'm glad I didn't 😅)
Probably a good way to tell right now if the job you’re applying for is run by absolute dumbfucks is to ask if they’re using AI.
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM