Tennis Coconut
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Tennis Coconut
@tenniscoconut.bsky.social
Tennis Nerd, World Wanderer, Creator of Sarita Dawn Designs, Public Servant, Angry Motherfucking Voter
I am feeling very grateful this is where I get to call home.
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.

Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
For fucking real.
Couldn’t have said it better myself. 🎯
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This is the best tennis news I’ve recently! Congratulations to the happy family!
Ons Jabeur announced on Instagram that she and her husband are expecting a baby boy in April!

(And she's already getting lots of love from her coworkers!)
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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It takes a British tennis live-blogger to tell the truth about America.
September 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
In spite of some of the amazing tennis I am seeing, I am having a hard time getting into this match cuz the vibes are just way off. There’s just this foul stench permeating everything, even thru the tv. #USOpen
The #USOpen has moved the trophy to inside the Rolex suite, which is where Trump is, but surely not where the trophy has ever belonged before during a final.
September 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Look at Felix go! It’s nice to see. #USOpen
September 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
🤣
September 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Since I’m on vacation & can’t watch tennis I went shopping instead. If you’re ever in the Amherst, MA area you should come to the General Store. They have a bit of everything useful & artsy.
September 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Is #espn really not streaming #USOpen QF w/o a cable subscription? I got home & rushed to turn on the Carlitos match only to find it wasn’t available. Haven’t had cable in 15yr so not about to start now for one event. I pay for an #espn streaming subscription & I still can’t watch it. Oh, well. 🤷🏻‍♀️
September 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Felix was out there doing the work of the tennis gods tonight. I only got to see it starting from the end of the third set, but every time I looked up Felix was spanking a winner in that asshole’s face. It was glorious. #USOpen
Félix fucked him up real good. Absolutely love to see it
August 31, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Picture perfect? How one of the best tennis photos of all time was taken at the US Open
Picture perfect? How one of the best tennis photos of all time was taken at the US Open
Photographer Ray Giubilo’s half terrifying, half sublime one-in-a-million image of Jasmine Paolini had more than an element of fortune to it
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August 28, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Love seeing Ferru in the box.
August 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
This is the first match I’ve been able to watch so far (stupid work). Focusing solely on the details of Carlitos & ignoring the utter waste of tennis space that is Opelka. #USOpen
August 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I love the color tone of Carlitos’s kit.
And I may be in the minority here, but I don’t hate the shaved head. I think it will look good by the end of the tourney once it’s a touch longer & his head gets a touch of sun. #USOpen
August 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Tennis karma is real, and it's manifested this time with the USTA having to give $1 million to two players they didn’t even want in their draw. Pay doubles players their due respect, thank you very much. tennissweetspot.substack.com/p/sorry-but-...
Sorry But LOL
Doubles specialists won. Thank you! Also the ATP decides to trust TikTok, while Coco Gauff makes a bold move.
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August 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I thought I might squeeze in the first set of Carlos vs Jannik before my next client, but it was over before it even began.
Is he seriously going to play in the mixed dubs exho tomorrow?
August 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
There’s two exciting FINALS today & yet I can’t see either of them because they are intentionally on a Monday. I can watch them in replay, but it sucks the life force out of the event & I have to actively avoid spoilers. Sundays I can plan my day around a final. Monday it becomes an afterthought.
August 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
A couple of goobers enjoying our final day on Saturday. The news grounds are really nice & I still didn’t get to explore all of them. Most of the food was delicious. The ice stations continue to be the best thing ever & key to the heat survival. The tourney schedule is utterly stupid. #CincyTennis
August 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Bye #CincyOpen. 👋 It’s been an amazing trip with @ DirtyOldBroad & @mungonigeljesse.bsky.social . Be back again next year!
August 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This is the coolest & cutest thing ever. Go on, Atmane. #CincyTennis
Terence Atmane gave Jannik Sinner a Pokémon card just before they went on court for his birthday! What a thing to do.
He has been a joy to watch this tournament.
August 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This new Frenchie is fun to watch. He’s got some game. I hope he can sustain it. #CincyTennis
August 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Day 3 (and my last day☹️) of Cincy. A couple of fun dubs matches & Sinner vs a zany Frenchman on the agenda. #CincyOpen
August 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM