Krampleton Peck 🎅☃️🎄
@templetonpeck.bsky.social
Retired Helicopter Mech. WOD 1.0 > GWOT. Shameless Degenerate. Undisputed Gay Chicken Champion 1999-2012. Record holder for most unsuccessful Article 91s (203). If you can't DIY poorly, don't do it.
All opinions are my own unless I steal them.
All opinions are my own unless I steal them.
Pinned
Things might seem bad, but they are also very stupid.
I'm gonna preorder a 4WD Honda Acty the second the ban is lifted (which it won't be because Big Auto™️will fight President Pudding-for-Brains in court over their stranglehold to sell us shitty "SUV's" which was just tall station-wagons).
President Wants ‘Cute’ Japanese Kei Cars in America - Kelley Blue Book
President Trump yesterday signaled a desire to allow tiny Kei cars like those popular in Japan to be built in the U.S.
www.kbb.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I'm gonna preorder a 4WD Honda Acty the second the ban is lifted (which it won't be because Big Auto™️will fight President Pudding-for-Brains in court over their stranglehold to sell us shitty "SUV's" which was just tall station-wagons).
Went to the village tree-lighting and I'm not beating the slutty dad accusations any time soon.
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Went to the village tree-lighting and I'm not beating the slutty dad accusations any time soon.
If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside.
December 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside.
Trying to take a piss after letting the dogs outside was an adventure this morning, lemme tell ya.
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Trying to take a piss after letting the dogs outside was an adventure this morning, lemme tell ya.
I regret everything about this stupid decision not to look at which bag of coffee I grabbed.
That's totally a problem for Tomorrow-Peck, though.
That's totally a problem for Tomorrow-Peck, though.
I'm sure that drinking two cups of regular coffee and not the decaf after I shoveled snow will have zero consequences for me tonight.
a cartoon character wearing a blue metallica shirt
ALT: a cartoon character wearing a blue metallica shirt
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December 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I regret everything about this stupid decision not to look at which bag of coffee I grabbed.
That's totally a problem for Tomorrow-Peck, though.
That's totally a problem for Tomorrow-Peck, though.
I'm sorry to those people who follow me for insider-opinions on certain, specific, timely, national-security-related concerns.
You have to understand that you're following someone who also has repeatedly admitted, without anyone asking, that I would chase down and fuck Bigfoot.
You have to understand that you're following someone who also has repeatedly admitted, without anyone asking, that I would chase down and fuck Bigfoot.
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I'm sorry to those people who follow me for insider-opinions on certain, specific, timely, national-security-related concerns.
You have to understand that you're following someone who also has repeatedly admitted, without anyone asking, that I would chase down and fuck Bigfoot.
You have to understand that you're following someone who also has repeatedly admitted, without anyone asking, that I would chase down and fuck Bigfoot.
I just stepped outside for a quick smoke and my dick froze to my thigh.
So, that's how things are going in the ol' Peck Household.
So, that's how things are going in the ol' Peck Household.
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I just stepped outside for a quick smoke and my dick froze to my thigh.
So, that's how things are going in the ol' Peck Household.
So, that's how things are going in the ol' Peck Household.
Surprise, surprise!
I sent them the corrupted Word-file (I vaguely remember it originally being absolutely-filthy fan-fic) and suddenly the thing that was ABSOLUTELY DUE AT MIDNIGHT ON WEDNESDAY is now due with corrections on Sunday at Midnight.
Imagine that.
I sent them the corrupted Word-file (I vaguely remember it originally being absolutely-filthy fan-fic) and suddenly the thing that was ABSOLUTELY DUE AT MIDNIGHT ON WEDNESDAY is now due with corrections on Sunday at Midnight.
Imagine that.
I don't know why I'm stressing. "15-year-old, corrupted Word-file" to the rescue!
No one's going to catch it before 10AM and that buys me until COB to "resend it."
No one's going to catch it before 10AM and that buys me until COB to "resend it."
a child is driving a red toy car down a street .
ALT: a child is driving a red toy car down a street .
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December 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Surprise, surprise!
I sent them the corrupted Word-file (I vaguely remember it originally being absolutely-filthy fan-fic) and suddenly the thing that was ABSOLUTELY DUE AT MIDNIGHT ON WEDNESDAY is now due with corrections on Sunday at Midnight.
Imagine that.
I sent them the corrupted Word-file (I vaguely remember it originally being absolutely-filthy fan-fic) and suddenly the thing that was ABSOLUTELY DUE AT MIDNIGHT ON WEDNESDAY is now due with corrections on Sunday at Midnight.
Imagine that.
Hahaha... HA HA HA. Nope.
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Hahaha... HA HA HA. Nope.
I'm sure that drinking two cups of regular coffee and not the decaf after I shoveled snow will have zero consequences for me tonight.
a cartoon character wearing a blue metallica shirt
ALT: a cartoon character wearing a blue metallica shirt
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I'm sure that drinking two cups of regular coffee and not the decaf after I shoveled snow will have zero consequences for me tonight.
I think I am going to treat myself to some Christmas vinyl to play when I'm lounging around in my slutty pajamas drink Irish Coffees on Christmas morning.
What's your go-to (No Mariah or Buble Edition)?
What's your go-to (No Mariah or Buble Edition)?
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I think I am going to treat myself to some Christmas vinyl to play when I'm lounging around in my slutty pajamas drink Irish Coffees on Christmas morning.
What's your go-to (No Mariah or Buble Edition)?
What's your go-to (No Mariah or Buble Edition)?
Shoveling snow sucks, but it sucks a little less when The Killers come on the radio.
December 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Shoveling snow sucks, but it sucks a little less when The Killers come on the radio.
When you order a professional to clear the driveway, but you get Slutty Schneider from "One Day at a Time."
December 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
When you order a professional to clear the driveway, but you get Slutty Schneider from "One Day at a Time."
I dug my Merrell ice-boots out of the "It's Really Winter Now" clothes box in the garage, so you know shit is going sideways.
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I dug my Merrell ice-boots out of the "It's Really Winter Now" clothes box in the garage, so you know shit is going sideways.
Always helpful to check what permissions a site *could* use before using your Bsky authentication to log into it. 🤷
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Always helpful to check what permissions a site *could* use before using your Bsky authentication to log into it. 🤷
Me with another 2 hours of work to do and 45 minutes to do it in, posting escape-fantasies on Bluesky instead of actually working:
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Me with another 2 hours of work to do and 45 minutes to do it in, posting escape-fantasies on Bluesky instead of actually working:
I got a job offer on the last day of the contract and now I have to weigh my options: work in a great, full-time job and eventually get a third-pension or continue freelancing (for about 2/3 the money, but 1/3 the hours) and have months where I can just jack off between gigs. 🤔
December 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I got a job offer on the last day of the contract and now I have to weigh my options: work in a great, full-time job and eventually get a third-pension or continue freelancing (for about 2/3 the money, but 1/3 the hours) and have months where I can just jack off between gigs. 🤔
*Applies to Admirals especially, it seems.
Once again I see discussion over a question that has long been answered if a single one of you "war people" talked to a Coastie.
"Oh no; if we did that, we'd be charged with murder."
"Oh no; if we did that, we'd be charged with murder."
December 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
*Applies to Admirals especially, it seems.
What people don't know about me when they flash their high-beams because I've got LED headlights is that I have even brighter LED high-beams, myself.
December 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
What people don't know about me when they flash their high-beams because I've got LED headlights is that I have even brighter LED high-beams, myself.
The Halloween prop that I didn't know I needed just dropped!
December 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The Halloween prop that I didn't know I needed just dropped!
Let's see what is on the old Sky is Blue website today...
Nope.
Nevermind.
Nope.
Nevermind.
December 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Let's see what is on the old Sky is Blue website today...
Nope.
Nevermind.
Nope.
Nevermind.
Last site-visit completed and 50% of my evaluations and AARs are already out to the clients before the Sunday deadline and it's only Tuesday?
a cartoon character is standing in front of a door with the words `` everything 's coming up milhouse ! ''
ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a door with the words `` everything 's coming up milhouse ! ''
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December 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Last site-visit completed and 50% of my evaluations and AARs are already out to the clients before the Sunday deadline and it's only Tuesday?
My military-stories might sound outrageous, but you have to understand that almost everyone I knew in Coast Guard Aviation at the time was self-medicating and fucked up on all sorts of legal/illegal drugs.
December 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
My military-stories might sound outrageous, but you have to understand that almost everyone I knew in Coast Guard Aviation at the time was self-medicating and fucked up on all sorts of legal/illegal drugs.
This is going to be my new, stock-reply any time InfantryDork posts drop on here.
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
This is going to be my new, stock-reply any time InfantryDork posts drop on here.
"Hegseth wants to get rid of the Dolls and Queens in the services."
So... I've got this theory...
So... I've got this theory...
Damn, dude. For a guy so insanely obsessed with hypermasculinity, you sure pick suits that give you childbearing hips.
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"Hegseth wants to get rid of the Dolls and Queens in the services."
So... I've got this theory...
So... I've got this theory...