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Retired Helicopter Mech. WOD 1.0 > GWOT. Shameless Degenerate. Undisputed Gay Chicken Champion 1999-2012. Record holder for most unsuccessful Article 91s (203). If you can't DIY poorly, don't do it.

All opinions are my own unless I steal them.
Limp Bizkit were the Babe Ruth of that genre.
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
No fishnets this year. It was 20 degrees.
December 6, 2025 at 6:08 AM
*are. I fucking hate AI-autocorrect. I don't want a robot to speak for me! *scribbling down notes for a future dystopian-sci fi novel that will just remain in my head until I die; and then vanish*
December 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I think I might be getting... an aura?
December 6, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Yeah, I found that out on my miter-saw after my ol' lady went through the 80-tooth and 60-tooth blades without telling me she was going to use it. I had to replace both of those and get a laminate blade.
December 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I'd had a couple. They're not bad, but they're not great. If you drop it, chuck it. They're fine for softer pines, but I used them to rip laminate-floor tiles before I got a table saw and they dulled pretty quickly.
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I think there's a certain naivety amongst journalists that they don't understand that the nature of war has changed and that they are suddenly on the frontlines. Words shape and define the conflict more than bullets, now.

Bullets are the last line of conflict, these days.
December 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Fucking Lady Bigfoot is worth some dough; but getting fucked by Lady Bigfoot? I could milk that whole book-tour for millions.
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Male-Bigfoot? Reverse-Amazon position. That way neither of us would be the top or bottom. No one is the "the gay one" (according to aircraft, washrack logic) in that arrangement.

Female-Bigfoot? Same, or... I run at her with my cheeks spread.
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Scorcese is the worst actor in his own movies; but, he often the best cameo in movies that aren't directed by him.
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
As much as I've been following this, I'm kind of laughing about how JIATF-S noped the fuck their way out of this at the very beginning.
In a normal-world, this would be a JIATF-S operation. Crickets. They dipped and let these dipshits run the whole thing.
an octopus is walking in the water with the word nope written above it
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December 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
There was a girl a few years ago who used to include like 5 minutes of aftercare in all of her clips and it so was refreshing to see. So completely different than what other people were doing.
December 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Anyhow, I'm going to go to the cornerstore tomorrow and buy a coffee, an apple-fritter, and 12-pack of Blue Light at 9am and knock these AARs out at my own pace.

Kids, don't get caught in someone else's artificial-deadline, just because they have ADHD and an anxiety-disorder.
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December 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
You can't direct yourself.
December 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Totally needs addressing when it gets too much. I get the occasional weirdos, but I'm sure you get orders of magnitude more.
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM