Templeton Peck
@templetonpeck.bsky.social
Retired Helicopter Mech. WOD 1.0 > GWOT. Shameless Degenerate. Undisputed Gay Chicken Champion 1999-2012. Record holder for most unsuccessful Article 91s (203). If you can't DIY poorly, don't do it.
All opinions are my own unless I steal them.
All opinions are my own unless I steal them.
Pinned
I might have found my Wild Zero disc and jury-rigged an old DVD-drive to work with my computer.
More flotsam washed across my Skyline about this and it is very dumb.
Block, mute, use the filters, be selective about who you follow.
Skyline-hygiene is your personal responsibility.
Block, mute, use the filters, be selective about who you follow.
Skyline-hygiene is your personal responsibility.
Occasionally some mAjOr BlUeSkY dRaMa finds its way onto my Skyline and I am blissfully unaware of any of the people involved.
Skyline-hygiene is your personal responsibility.
Skyline-hygiene is your personal responsibility.
January 6, 2026 at 1:32 PM
More flotsam washed across my Skyline about this and it is very dumb.
Block, mute, use the filters, be selective about who you follow.
Skyline-hygiene is your personal responsibility.
Block, mute, use the filters, be selective about who you follow.
Skyline-hygiene is your personal responsibility.
Occasionally some mAjOr BlUeSkY dRaMa finds its way onto my Skyline and I am blissfully unaware of any of the people involved.
Skyline-hygiene is your personal responsibility.
Skyline-hygiene is your personal responsibility.
January 6, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Occasionally some mAjOr BlUeSkY dRaMa finds its way onto my Skyline and I am blissfully unaware of any of the people involved.
Skyline-hygiene is your personal responsibility.
Skyline-hygiene is your personal responsibility.
I think that it is time that I got a cheese cutter and began to explore more cheeses.
January 6, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I think that it is time that I got a cheese cutter and began to explore more cheeses.
I am officially reordering my list of "People From Other Places That Act Like Assholes in Central New York":
1. Vermont
2. Quebecoise
3. Belgians
1. Vermont
2. Quebecoise
3. Belgians
January 5, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I am officially reordering my list of "People From Other Places That Act Like Assholes in Central New York":
1. Vermont
2. Quebecoise
3. Belgians
1. Vermont
2. Quebecoise
3. Belgians
I wonder if this has to do with New York cracking down on tax cheats using automated tools and increasing the penalties, earlier last year. 🤔
I do wonder if we have significantly more seniors this year because fewer people are going to Florida over the Winter. 🤔
January 5, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I wonder if this has to do with New York cracking down on tax cheats using automated tools and increasing the penalties, earlier last year. 🤔
Please talk to your grandparents about giving up their cars or at least moving to Florida.
It is dumping snow once again, which is the perfect time to go to the grocery store and try to dodge blue-hairs who've given up any sense of self-preservation.
January 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Please talk to your grandparents about giving up their cars or at least moving to Florida.
Watching paranormal shows and my favorite cryptids are the ones that are incredibly silly or do incredibly silly things.
January 5, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Watching paranormal shows and my favorite cryptids are the ones that are incredibly silly or do incredibly silly things.
Seven months of runarounds with the insurance company for a procedure they signed off before realizing, "actually we don't cover that, you needed a different (but similar) procedure. And well, it says right here that you'd cover the cost if we decided not to pay, so... 🤷"
January 5, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Seven months of runarounds with the insurance company for a procedure they signed off before realizing, "actually we don't cover that, you needed a different (but similar) procedure. And well, it says right here that you'd cover the cost if we decided not to pay, so... 🤷"
It is dumping snow once again, which is the perfect time to go to the grocery store and try to dodge blue-hairs who've given up any sense of self-preservation.
January 5, 2026 at 4:25 PM
It is dumping snow once again, which is the perfect time to go to the grocery store and try to dodge blue-hairs who've given up any sense of self-preservation.
Get back to work hos!
It's me. I am hos.
It's me. I am hos.
January 5, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Get back to work hos!
It's me. I am hos.
It's me. I am hos.
I've talked about it before, but it's been a bit. One of the most important persons in my life was my aunt, Nancy (we weren't related by blood). She was a stripper and an escort. As a teenager, she taught me how to treat women "in the trade."
This is for a specific-audience of mine.
This is for a specific-audience of mine.
For those (not my usual followers, but some) on the fence of moving on from Twitter...
After sharing a list of tips for companions on how to move their audience from X to Bsky, a number of lovely clients asked me to do the same from their side. So clients and admirers, this one’s for you:
January 5, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I've talked about it before, but it's been a bit. One of the most important persons in my life was my aunt, Nancy (we weren't related by blood). She was a stripper and an escort. As a teenager, she taught me how to treat women "in the trade."
This is for a specific-audience of mine.
This is for a specific-audience of mine.
For those (not my usual followers, but some) on the fence of moving on from Twitter...
After sharing a list of tips for companions on how to move their audience from X to Bsky, a number of lovely clients asked me to do the same from their side. So clients and admirers, this one’s for you:
January 5, 2026 at 2:11 AM
For those (not my usual followers, but some) on the fence of moving on from Twitter...
After reading "Bushido," "The Five Rings," and "The Unfettered Mind;" (to get "military-smart") I watched Wild Zero. I was around 21 or 22. It's low-budget, Japanese-insanity.
But also, man... guy... pal... did it land like an epiphany.
But also, man... guy... pal... did it land like an epiphany.
I might have found my Wild Zero disc and jury-rigged an old DVD-drive to work with my computer.
January 5, 2026 at 1:34 AM
After reading "Bushido," "The Five Rings," and "The Unfettered Mind;" (to get "military-smart") I watched Wild Zero. I was around 21 or 22. It's low-budget, Japanese-insanity.
But also, man... guy... pal... did it land like an epiphany.
But also, man... guy... pal... did it land like an epiphany.
Me with enormous Housecarl- and Shock-retinues as the Emperor of Irelandia in Crusader Kings 2:
I’m starting to see special operations forces the way the Founders saw standing armies: having them & investing so much in them makes it entirely too tempting for a tyrant to use them
January 5, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Me with enormous Housecarl- and Shock-retinues as the Emperor of Irelandia in Crusader Kings 2:
It is quite funny to me that the Jets Special Teams is really good and the Bills ST is poop from a butt.
January 4, 2026 at 10:45 PM
It is quite funny to me that the Jets Special Teams is really good and the Bills ST is poop from a butt.
Got the BOD on my Black Market vending machine. #BL4
a man in a hat and jacket says i am never going to financially recover from this
ALT: a man in a hat and jacket says i am never going to financially recover from this
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Got the BOD on my Black Market vending machine. #BL4
I don't know what it says or if it says anything at all, but I went to three different stores for a DIY project (closet storage) today and the demographics of the people in their 20s was at first curious, then perplexing, and then finally, strange.
January 4, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I don't know what it says or if it says anything at all, but I went to three different stores for a DIY project (closet storage) today and the demographics of the people in their 20s was at first curious, then perplexing, and then finally, strange.
There are days when I wish I could mute posters from an entire country. Just a little 3-5 day timeout until they get it out of their system.
January 4, 2026 at 7:14 PM
There are days when I wish I could mute posters from an entire country. Just a little 3-5 day timeout until they get it out of their system.
Mini Peck drank all of the milk last night and didn't tell me. So... I'm drinking black coffee (stare at the wall!) while scrolling and blocking all of the dogshit takes from people who should know better than to post them.
a cartoon toad with his mouth wide open
ALT: a cartoon toad with his mouth wide open
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Mini Peck drank all of the milk last night and didn't tell me. So... I'm drinking black coffee (stare at the wall!) while scrolling and blocking all of the dogshit takes from people who should know better than to post them.
WE GOT A DOINK!
a wrestler in a clown costume is standing in front of a sign that says " dead man is not a game "
ALT: a wrestler in a clown costume is standing in front of a sign that says " dead man is not a game "
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:38 AM
WE GOT A DOINK!
I should make some chicken nuggies.
You: Trying to parse the post-regime-change-plan (there is none) for Venezuela.
Me: This feels like 2002. I should go buy some porn, in case things get even dumber 'round here.
Me: This feels like 2002. I should go buy some porn, in case things get even dumber 'round here.
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I should make some chicken nuggies.
You: Trying to parse the post-regime-change-plan (there is none) for Venezuela.
Me: This feels like 2002. I should go buy some porn, in case things get even dumber 'round here.
Me: This feels like 2002. I should go buy some porn, in case things get even dumber 'round here.
January 4, 2026 at 3:21 AM
You: Trying to parse the post-regime-change-plan (there is none) for Venezuela.
Me: This feels like 2002. I should go buy some porn, in case things get even dumber 'round here.
Me: This feels like 2002. I should go buy some porn, in case things get even dumber 'round here.
I still can't believe we deposed a head-of-state and then told the world, "No, it's totally cool. We'll just put together a committee and Skype-in to administer the country. It'll be fine. Mission Accomplished. We're going to do that to Cuba next. This nation-building shit is easy."
January 4, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I still can't believe we deposed a head-of-state and then told the world, "No, it's totally cool. We'll just put together a committee and Skype-in to administer the country. It'll be fine. Mission Accomplished. We're going to do that to Cuba next. This nation-building shit is easy."
We should go after Belgium next. Not for any strategic reason; Once, one of them shit-talked me in French, which I understood... so they switched to shit-talking in Flemish. I won't let this slight, from 20 years ago, stand.
January 4, 2026 at 1:28 AM
We should go after Belgium next. Not for any strategic reason; Once, one of them shit-talked me in French, which I understood... so they switched to shit-talking in Flemish. I won't let this slight, from 20 years ago, stand.
Thinking about that time I was playing CK3, married off one of my failsons and didn't think about him again until 60 years later when he somehow became the HRE and invaded an independent county in Finland because the Count was his "rival."
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Thinking about that time I was playing CK3, married off one of my failsons and didn't think about him again until 60 years later when he somehow became the HRE and invaded an independent county in Finland because the Count was his "rival."