Grempleton Peck 🎅☃️🎄
@templetonpeck.bsky.social
Retired Helicopter Mech. WOD 1.0 > GWOT. Shameless Degenerate. Undisputed Gay Chicken Champion 1999-2012. Record holder for most unsuccessful Article 91s (203). If you can't DIY poorly, don't do it.
All opinions are my own unless I steal them.
All opinions are my own unless I steal them.
If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside.
December 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside.
Trying to take a piss after letting the dogs outside was an adventure this morning, lemme tell ya.
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Trying to take a piss after letting the dogs outside was an adventure this morning, lemme tell ya.
I'm sorry to those people who follow me for insider-opinions on certain, specific, timely, national-security-related concerns.
You have to understand that you're following someone who also has repeatedly admitted, without anyone asking, that I would chase down and fuck Bigfoot.
You have to understand that you're following someone who also has repeatedly admitted, without anyone asking, that I would chase down and fuck Bigfoot.
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I'm sorry to those people who follow me for insider-opinions on certain, specific, timely, national-security-related concerns.
You have to understand that you're following someone who also has repeatedly admitted, without anyone asking, that I would chase down and fuck Bigfoot.
You have to understand that you're following someone who also has repeatedly admitted, without anyone asking, that I would chase down and fuck Bigfoot.
When you order a professional to clear the driveway, but you get Slutty Schneider from "One Day at a Time."
December 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
When you order a professional to clear the driveway, but you get Slutty Schneider from "One Day at a Time."
Me with another 2 hours of work to do and 45 minutes to do it in, posting escape-fantasies on Bluesky instead of actually working:
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Me with another 2 hours of work to do and 45 minutes to do it in, posting escape-fantasies on Bluesky instead of actually working:
Now I can focus on my off-season job:
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Now I can focus on my off-season job:
"i BeT tHaT sArGeNt EaTs PiZzA wItH a FoRk!"
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
"i BeT tHaT sArGeNt EaTs PiZzA wItH a FoRk!"
Now there's Tankie-bullshit on my Popular with Friends feed.
December 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Now there's Tankie-bullshit on my Popular with Friends feed.
And yes, he is a no-shit, honorary Coast Guard Senior Chief.
November 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
And yes, he is a no-shit, honorary Coast Guard Senior Chief.
Staring into the camera is a close-second.
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Staring into the camera is a close-second.
I, no-shit, love "Paranormal Caught on Camera." So much of it is obviously fake, but I love figuring out how they did it. Also, I am 100% serious when I say, "I would go and try to fuck that ghost/monster/alien."
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I, no-shit, love "Paranormal Caught on Camera." So much of it is obviously fake, but I love figuring out how they did it. Also, I am 100% serious when I say, "I would go and try to fuck that ghost/monster/alien."
I don't have a single one. I have different "favorites" for different things that they post and different interests I have. It's like a polycule of Skeeting.
November 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I don't have a single one. I have different "favorites" for different things that they post and different interests I have. It's like a polycule of Skeeting.
I discovered the trick to ordering for my body type: Asian-sizes that offer a "tall" option.
They're tight and the legs go all of the way down to the boots.
I can't give you a picture until the next time it snows.
They're tight and the legs go all of the way down to the boots.
I can't give you a picture until the next time it snows.
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I discovered the trick to ordering for my body type: Asian-sizes that offer a "tall" option.
They're tight and the legs go all of the way down to the boots.
I can't give you a picture until the next time it snows.
They're tight and the legs go all of the way down to the boots.
I can't give you a picture until the next time it snows.
Yes.
Two sides of the same coin.
One wrecks shit; one saves shit.
Two sides of the same coin.
One wrecks shit; one saves shit.
November 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Yes.
Two sides of the same coin.
One wrecks shit; one saves shit.
Two sides of the same coin.
One wrecks shit; one saves shit.
That gets the Peck Stamp-of-Approval™️!
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
That gets the Peck Stamp-of-Approval™️!
It's the Chinese and Sun Belt students' arch nemesis.
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It's the Chinese and Sun Belt students' arch nemesis.
Honestly, that was the best Thanksgiving duty I had in the military (and one of my favorite Thanksgivings ever). Despite being stationed 90-minutes from home, I caught duty because I was single. Two of my favorite pilots (us fresh off of deployment together) were there and brought their families.
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Honestly, that was the best Thanksgiving duty I had in the military (and one of my favorite Thanksgivings ever). Despite being stationed 90-minutes from home, I caught duty because I was single. Two of my favorite pilots (us fresh off of deployment together) were there and brought their families.
I'll do it, but the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade stays on.
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I'll do it, but the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade stays on.
Ol' Lady Peck cancelled our dinner-reservations for Thanksgiving because of a potential snow-storm... so she's making turkey and sides from home for the next three days, for the first time in 10 years.
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Ol' Lady Peck cancelled our dinner-reservations for Thanksgiving because of a potential snow-storm... so she's making turkey and sides from home for the next three days, for the first time in 10 years.
Oh, I see there's Star Wars talk...
Empire was the best of the first three and The Last Jedi was the best of any of the sequels afterwards, with Rogue One just behind it. People say they hate The Last Jedi because they won't admit they liked nostalgia-farmed rehashes.
Empire was the best of the first three and The Last Jedi was the best of any of the sequels afterwards, with Rogue One just behind it. People say they hate The Last Jedi because they won't admit they liked nostalgia-farmed rehashes.
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Oh, I see there's Star Wars talk...
Empire was the best of the first three and The Last Jedi was the best of any of the sequels afterwards, with Rogue One just behind it. People say they hate The Last Jedi because they won't admit they liked nostalgia-farmed rehashes.
Empire was the best of the first three and The Last Jedi was the best of any of the sequels afterwards, with Rogue One just behind it. People say they hate The Last Jedi because they won't admit they liked nostalgia-farmed rehashes.
I'm pretty sure this means 7 weeks of good luck.
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I'm pretty sure this means 7 weeks of good luck.
*Ol' Lady Peck buys something on Amazon that doesn't fit*
Me, coming home from Lowe's with a six pack of beer and the exact tool I need to make it work:
Me, coming home from Lowe's with a six pack of beer and the exact tool I need to make it work:
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
*Ol' Lady Peck buys something on Amazon that doesn't fit*
Me, coming home from Lowe's with a six pack of beer and the exact tool I need to make it work:
Me, coming home from Lowe's with a six pack of beer and the exact tool I need to make it work:
This is the meme that launched my (very insignificant) social-media career as a "content-creator" (💀🔫) for Coast Guard Memes.
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This is the meme that launched my (very insignificant) social-media career as a "content-creator" (💀🔫) for Coast Guard Memes.