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@telherb.bsky.social
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Beyond parody 😂
It's not a conspiracy!!! Look at all this sissy Hypno porn I have saved to my phone!!! 🤡
It's not a conspiracy!!! Look at all this sissy Hypno porn I have saved to my phone!!! 🤡
April 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Beyond parody 😂
It's not a conspiracy!!! Look at all this sissy Hypno porn I have saved to my phone!!! 🤡
It's not a conspiracy!!! Look at all this sissy Hypno porn I have saved to my phone!!! 🤡
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
power cuts always make me think of my dad which is i suppose kind of funny because its already pretty ghost-coded to be plunged into pitch blackness and all your comms to go dead in the middle of the night
March 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
power cuts always make me think of my dad which is i suppose kind of funny because its already pretty ghost-coded to be plunged into pitch blackness and all your comms to go dead in the middle of the night
this is like. entry-level Being A Dyke I think. but. I have little to no interest in speedruns or like "technical" gaming content online unless it's a Girl doing it
March 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
this is like. entry-level Being A Dyke I think. but. I have little to no interest in speedruns or like "technical" gaming content online unless it's a Girl doing it
my first ever old man yells at cloud moment: for the love of god could somebody please explain to me why gen z/alpha, who can edit audio incredibly quickly and easily on their fucking phones for god's sake, seem to absolutely refuse to do this at all
February 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
my first ever old man yells at cloud moment: for the love of god could somebody please explain to me why gen z/alpha, who can edit audio incredibly quickly and easily on their fucking phones for god's sake, seem to absolutely refuse to do this at all
genuinely bruised the pad of my thumb. like how do you even manage that. anyway. I suppose I have to keep going and wait for someone else to kill me instead of trying to pre-empt it all the time.
February 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
genuinely bruised the pad of my thumb. like how do you even manage that. anyway. I suppose I have to keep going and wait for someone else to kill me instead of trying to pre-empt it all the time.
I can't keep wasting people's fucking time like this!!!! I can't keep exhausting their fucking goodwill like this! Other people suffer because of my fucking stupidity!!!!!!!!!!
February 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I can't keep wasting people's fucking time like this!!!! I can't keep exhausting their fucking goodwill like this! Other people suffer because of my fucking stupidity!!!!!!!!!!
I keep making stupid mistakes. people who make stupid mistakes should be fucking exterminated like rats. I don't deserve to live. I don't deserve to live. I don't deserve to live.
February 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I keep making stupid mistakes. people who make stupid mistakes should be fucking exterminated like rats. I don't deserve to live. I don't deserve to live. I don't deserve to live.
I should be fucking beaten to death for what I've done (spilt water on a lot of paper)
February 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I should be fucking beaten to death for what I've done (spilt water on a lot of paper)
hi I knocked a glass of water over that I should have known was there and spilt water everywhere and got loads of things wet and now I've smashed my glasses and destroyed a drawer in my kitchen and broken my glasses chain and injured my thumb. LOL
February 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
hi I knocked a glass of water over that I should have known was there and spilt water everywhere and got loads of things wet and now I've smashed my glasses and destroyed a drawer in my kitchen and broken my glasses chain and injured my thumb. LOL
I love kitchen nightmares because they're always like "we put our heart and soul into this restaurant, we've invested every penny we have in it and we don't understand why people aren't coming" and it's like microwaved roadkill served over an open sewer
February 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I love kitchen nightmares because they're always like "we put our heart and soul into this restaurant, we've invested every penny we have in it and we don't understand why people aren't coming" and it's like microwaved roadkill served over an open sewer
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February 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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yeah i read theory
Blow Job Instruction Book vol. 15
February 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
yeah i read theory
I've gone to see conclave again...
February 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I've gone to see conclave again...
I need somebody to explain to me why I hate the taste of peppermint but love mint chocolate???? have done ever since I was a little child (once ate an entire pack of after eights in one sitting, also refused to brush my teeth bc toothpaste)
February 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I need somebody to explain to me why I hate the taste of peppermint but love mint chocolate???? have done ever since I was a little child (once ate an entire pack of after eights in one sitting, also refused to brush my teeth bc toothpaste)
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This gif was made by me! Full set can be reblogged here: www.tumblr.com/hegodamask/7...
February 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This gif was made by me! Full set can be reblogged here: www.tumblr.com/hegodamask/7...
why can't I get over someone who was so obviously bad for me lmao. why do I feel like I'll never be loved again
February 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
why can't I get over someone who was so obviously bad for me lmao. why do I feel like I'll never be loved again
if you loved me then why did you pick fights with me all the time why send accusatory texts when you knew I'd be at work why disappear for days but expect me to check in every few hours
February 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
if you loved me then why did you pick fights with me all the time why send accusatory texts when you knew I'd be at work why disappear for days but expect me to check in every few hours
I want to stop being so affected by my ex I want to live again I want to have something other than flashbacks
February 1, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I want to stop being so affected by my ex I want to live again I want to have something other than flashbacks
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Times may be dire but at least we don't have to deal with #1 charting singles like "My Humps" from the Black Eyed Peas anymore
January 31, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Times may be dire but at least we don't have to deal with #1 charting singles like "My Humps" from the Black Eyed Peas anymore
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I’m sorry did you just say that a white man got so sad about Black people having jobs he crashed a plane?
J.D. Vance uses DEI to cover for a potentially white male pilot being at fault: "When you don't have the best standards in who you're hiring, it means, on the one hand, you're not getting the best people in government, but on the other hand, it puts stresses on the people who are already there."
Hesgeth and Vance use the Washington D.C. airliner-helicopter crash to make anti-diversity, equity and inclusion points, suggesting it was to blame for the collision.
The Vice President didn't even open his remarks by referencing the victims or families - just straight into anti-DEI points.
The Vice President didn't even open his remarks by referencing the victims or families - just straight into anti-DEI points.
January 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I’m sorry did you just say that a white man got so sad about Black people having jobs he crashed a plane?
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I know ‘Four Candles’ is often (& rightly) regarded as the ‘best’ comedy sketch of all time, but this and ‘Going for an English’ do it for me…
youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM?...
youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM?...
Clarke and Dawe - The Front Fell Off
YouTube video by ClarkeAndDawe
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January 30, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I know ‘Four Candles’ is often (& rightly) regarded as the ‘best’ comedy sketch of all time, but this and ‘Going for an English’ do it for me…
youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM?...
youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM?...
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Whenever the media or transphobes talk about mental health and suicide rates of trans kids, they are always deliberately concealing the fact that trans healthcare brings trans kids to the same place as cis kids on these things
January 30, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Whenever the media or transphobes talk about mental health and suicide rates of trans kids, they are always deliberately concealing the fact that trans healthcare brings trans kids to the same place as cis kids on these things