it seems my lady does entreat me with her eyes to throw a toy to her, and yet all of the toys have already been thrown! what would she have me do - sail to Florence to buy more for her? with what coin????

hehe

people who make posts like this are inevitably the meanest and most selfish people in the universe irl

holiday update: as it turns out I've worn a tiny hole in the leather of my left doc marten which lets in a lot of rain. luckily, I had made an entirely frivolous charity shop purchase earlier in the day

I'd like to thank this Tumblr post for perfectly describing exactly why I fucking hate Star Trek