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The question of if a country could fuck itself harder than the UK did with Brexit has today been answered.
April 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The question of if a country could fuck itself harder than the UK did with Brexit has today been answered.
El canal es de Panama!!
March 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
El canal es de Panama!!
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remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
robert f. kennedy jr. submits his application to harvard university. his application is, in its entirety, a single page with his name "Robert F. Kennedy Jr."
he is accepted immediately.
he is accepted immediately.
January 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
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In 6 yrs we will see movies about how being ICE agents made the ICE agents so sad.
January 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
In 6 yrs we will see movies about how being ICE agents made the ICE agents so sad.
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Imagine your whole family dies in a plane crash and on the news they're talking about how the president posted "NOT GOOD!!!!" about it
January 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Imagine your whole family dies in a plane crash and on the news they're talking about how the president posted "NOT GOOD!!!!" about it
Told my 4 year old I had to go to jail to visit some clients and she said she was going to tell all her friends her dad’s going to jail. So, yeah how’s your night going?
January 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Told my 4 year old I had to go to jail to visit some clients and she said she was going to tell all her friends her dad’s going to jail. So, yeah how’s your night going?
Le voy a poner el CD de BB en repeat a la heredera. Ella es boricua no tejana.
January 7, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Le voy a poner el CD de BB en repeat a la heredera. Ella es boricua no tejana.
Está cabrón que el único shot que me he dado hoy es de café.
January 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Está cabrón que el único shot que me he dado hoy es de café.
It’s 80° in December. Why am I saving for retirement?
December 15, 2024 at 1:34 AM
It’s 80° in December. Why am I saving for retirement?
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Wow, gold, frankincense, AND myrrh. This is so great. My wife’s boyfriend’s baby is going to love it. Thank you so much.
December 8, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Wow, gold, frankincense, AND myrrh. This is so great. My wife’s boyfriend’s baby is going to love it. Thank you so much.
Do I really have to work today?
December 2, 2024 at 12:47 PM
Do I really have to work today?
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remember the reason for the season
November 30, 2024 at 12:01 AM
remember the reason for the season
Is it too early to start drinking?
November 27, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Is it too early to start drinking?
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if you're working today* you're allowed to have two beers on the clock
*this is the exception for americans and the guaranteed by law minimum for europeans
*this is the exception for americans and the guaranteed by law minimum for europeans
November 27, 2024 at 1:25 PM
if you're working today* you're allowed to have two beers on the clock
*this is the exception for americans and the guaranteed by law minimum for europeans
*this is the exception for americans and the guaranteed by law minimum for europeans
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Jake Paul looks like a guy who lives in Puerto Rico to dodge taxes while scamming people with crypto and fake lunchables
November 16, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Jake Paul looks like a guy who lives in Puerto Rico to dodge taxes while scamming people with crypto and fake lunchables
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mike tyson is too old. he should have stepped aside months ago and let kamala take over
November 16, 2024 at 5:38 AM
mike tyson is too old. he should have stepped aside months ago and let kamala take over
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mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
mental health break? you bet it did
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alex jones is livestreaming with steve bannon on infowars as the onion takeover is in progress. jones is yelling "they're in the control room! they're in the control room!"
November 14, 2024 at 3:09 PM
alex jones is livestreaming with steve bannon on infowars as the onion takeover is in progress. jones is yelling "they're in the control room! they're in the control room!"
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I think the best part may be that you can’t tell if The Onion has taken over yet.
November 14, 2024 at 2:58 PM
I think the best part may be that you can’t tell if The Onion has taken over yet.
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elmo is standing in front of a pizza with pepperoni
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November 13, 2024 at 6:52 PM
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Last day as a father of a two year old child 🥲
December 17, 2023 at 1:29 AM
Last day as a father of a two year old child 🥲
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Happy Fathers Day everyone
June 18, 2023 at 8:12 PM
Happy Fathers Day everyone
It’s 5am and it’s already 80°. Is this the hell everyone’s talking about?
June 15, 2023 at 10:21 AM
It’s 5am and it’s already 80°. Is this the hell everyone’s talking about?