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Unkempt and over-caffeinated. A lot of Butch Walker and Kennesaw State athletics. Increasing amount of books and movies. Otherwise it’s like TBS in the 80s — all Braves and wrestling. 🤼🦉
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Welcome strangers, here’s a pic of the greatest band to ever exist.
This Missouri State team deserves to go bowling and are gonna be a damn problem. 🦉
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Getting way too stressed about CUSA football. 🦉
November 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Let’s go win a fucking ballgame, Owls. 🦉
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Jfc this programs goddamn kicking game. 🦉
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
All my homies back to hating Missouri State. 🦉
i'll hate them for you today. i lost that skill as i got old. they're dead to me now.
November 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Most of my homies hate Missouri State. 🦉
back when they were Southwest Missori State, my coach went to a clinic they put on and brought back a drill for us and that during that drill one day is when i/my team/coaches learned i could dunk a basketball.

anyway- that's my lore.
All my homies hate Missouri State. 🦉
November 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
All my homies hate Missouri State. 🦉
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Same tbh. #AEW 🤼
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Five Hamilton sighting 🦉
We're not telling you how to vote

Except for Tommy Running Rabbit, you have to vote for Tommy Running Rabbit
Anyway, voting is open through Dec 1 here:

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
We are truly in the weirdest goddamn timeline.

Imagine hearing in May that MTG was gonna resign the same day Trump was chumming with Mamdani.
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Trump hasn’t looked that happy since he had the gigglefucks with MBS like three days ago.
the son he always wanted
November 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Good day for anyone who had “Trump treats Mamdani better than Dem leadership” on their bingo card.
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
No one who has ever described themselves as a political moderate has ever been anywhere near close to that.
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Yes, actually.

Got hit with a $15 disposal fee for the tech to walk into the room say “looks like we got both” and toss them in the trashcan beside her.
You ever pay $550 just to watch your dog eat some chicken wings
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Now read all of these in Hank Hill voice.

You’re welcome.
November 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Alex gotta chance to do the funniest goddamn thing…
Knowing when to trade aging stars in dynasty is a skill.

This offseason might be a good time to test the waters if you have Freddie Freeman 😬

buff.ly/Lsa4LTl
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
November 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Still one of the greatest exchanges ever.
This popped into my mind again today.
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Ooooh! You sent him a sternly worded jpeg, that’s sure to accomplish something.

Entire party full of fucking jellyback losers.
Donald Trump should keep his reckless mouth shut.
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Ok it’s great and all… but Toni had to watch Mina get murdered seven days ago, soooo… #AEW
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Such a great match. #AEW
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
AEW officials in their natural state

Paul: just disappointed
Knox: perpetually confused
Bryce: rabid
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
KYLE O REILLY IN THE CONTINENTAL CLASSIC PLEASE TONY #AEW 🤼
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
WALT WEISS PLEASE USE UTLITY PLAYERS I BEG YOU
November 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM