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Ever since I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up and getting yelled at by strangers on the internet about the word ‘irregardless.’
September 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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In food history, we notice how super-refined foods--gelatin, vienna sausage, white bread--lose class and become horrifying once they become industrialized. Suddenly, fingermarks in bread dough demonstrate skill, not clumsiness.

Post-chatGPT, I'm feeling this about writing. Smoothness feels gross.
October 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Lost: cat. Has no idea what he’s doing with his life or why the universe so very large
October 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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Dress for the job you want (Dracula); not the job you have (Office Manager at a Credit Union).
October 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.
September 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Never bring a knife to a gun fight. Never bring a large bag of feathers to a fistfight. Don't bring anything to a MindFight, you're supposed to just do those ones with your mind.
August 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Something very very weird happened during the Hugos award ceremony... It's been on my mind for days, and so I wrote this blog: "When People Giggle at Your Name, or the 2025 Hugo Awards Incident"

grigorylukin.com/2025/08/21/w...

#Worldcon
August 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Support your local farmers market! Need potatoes? They've got them! Potatoes? You bet! Strawberries? They have potatoes why are you getting greedy now.
August 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Not to brag, but I'm the _largest_ language model.
July 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
July 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night, thinking about an embarrassing thing you did once? Don't worry, everyone does that (thinks about that embarrassing thing you did, they think and talk about it all the time).
July 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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It is a coincidence that ‘emoji’ and ‘emoticon’ sound alike.

‘Emoji’ is a Japanese term meaning ‘pictograph’ (‘e’ is “picture, drawing” + ‘moji’ is “letter, character”).

‘Emoticon’ is ‘emotion’ + ‘icon.’

🤯
July 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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The level of hatred these AI bros have for creative people I just do not understand
May 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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If your business model doesn’t work without breaking the law, then you’re not in business.

You’re in organized crime.
May 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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14 years ago in med school we got this unforgettable lesson in the dangers of using both English and Swedish in the same PowerPoint presentation
May 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Spell like no one is watching.
June 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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April 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Don't panic! Or do! All advice is situational!
March 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Once again loving this interpretation of Caesar’s last words

#IdesofMarch 🗡️
March 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
March 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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*Slams dictionary shut til Monday*
February 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Roses are red
"Sheep" has a digraph
More people have been
To Moscow than I have

Roses are orange
Violets are blue
Lucky this form
Only rhymes at line two

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Scansion: it matters
Rhyming does too
February 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Dot your i's and cross your t's and put little smiley faces next to your m's.
February 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM