screamo cover of Red Ball Market Global theme song
December 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
screamo cover of Red Ball Market Global theme song
Reposted by Projectile Teeth
inventing a persona that hectors people online for not using the character map to add proper accents and such to foreign words
everybody HATES this guy
everybody HATES this guy
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
inventing a persona that hectors people online for not using the character map to add proper accents and such to foreign words
everybody HATES this guy
everybody HATES this guy
having a meal of thousands of pistachios
November 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
having a meal of thousands of pistachios
Hate when my kids bring home children’s books from the library by politicians. The kids react like they’re listening to complete dogshit at bedtime.
My dude Mo Willems? Home runs every night.
My dude Mo Willems? Home runs every night.
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Hate when my kids bring home children’s books from the library by politicians. The kids react like they’re listening to complete dogshit at bedtime.
My dude Mo Willems? Home runs every night.
My dude Mo Willems? Home runs every night.
I love supporting a family on one salary under six figures. Running out of money as soon as I get it. Standing red-faced at the grocery counter as they refund $30 to my account and take my shopping cart to get restocked. USA! USA! USA! Greatest country on earth baby, yeah!
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I love supporting a family on one salary under six figures. Running out of money as soon as I get it. Standing red-faced at the grocery counter as they refund $30 to my account and take my shopping cart to get restocked. USA! USA! USA! Greatest country on earth baby, yeah!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1vp...
thinking about ancient alien civs having opera and getting disappointed at the idea of "oh, the opera is really fancy and high class here too, galaxies upon galaxies away"
if I wrote it, they'd be watching STOMP, but instead of makeshift drums it's all alien butts
thinking about ancient alien civs having opera and getting disappointed at the idea of "oh, the opera is really fancy and high class here too, galaxies upon galaxies away"
if I wrote it, they'd be watching STOMP, but instead of makeshift drums it's all alien butts
Palpatine & Anakin Opera scene | Full Scene HD
YouTube video by RevanX | A Star Wars Channel
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1vp...
thinking about ancient alien civs having opera and getting disappointed at the idea of "oh, the opera is really fancy and high class here too, galaxies upon galaxies away"
if I wrote it, they'd be watching STOMP, but instead of makeshift drums it's all alien butts
thinking about ancient alien civs having opera and getting disappointed at the idea of "oh, the opera is really fancy and high class here too, galaxies upon galaxies away"
if I wrote it, they'd be watching STOMP, but instead of makeshift drums it's all alien butts
Reality tv show idea: after Musk dies, follow around his 20+ children and find out what they’re doing with their inheritance, and what it was like growing up without their drugged-out, famous loser billionaire dad
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Reality tv show idea: after Musk dies, follow around his 20+ children and find out what they’re doing with their inheritance, and what it was like growing up without their drugged-out, famous loser billionaire dad
Reposted by Projectile Teeth
"hot blooded" but the words hot blooded are replaced with the words "rat master"
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
"hot blooded" but the words hot blooded are replaced with the words "rat master"
first you take some couscous that you already made, add some crumbled feta, then throw a couple of artichoke hearts on it, some of the delicious goop from the artichoke jar, heat that up one minute in the microwave *chef kiss*
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
first you take some couscous that you already made, add some crumbled feta, then throw a couple of artichoke hearts on it, some of the delicious goop from the artichoke jar, heat that up one minute in the microwave *chef kiss*
BREAKING: Congress has unanimously agreed that poo-poo is "mega stinky" and they don't like it
November 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
BREAKING: Congress has unanimously agreed that poo-poo is "mega stinky" and they don't like it
feel like I'm the only person old enough to have enjoyed and appreciated Half Life 2, but when I played it in 2007 as part of the Orange Box on 360, I was just like "yeah I guess this is alright"
don't care if HL3 ever comes about
don't care if HL3 ever comes about
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
feel like I'm the only person old enough to have enjoyed and appreciated Half Life 2, but when I played it in 2007 as part of the Orange Box on 360, I was just like "yeah I guess this is alright"
don't care if HL3 ever comes about
don't care if HL3 ever comes about
ah yes, appealing to his... huma... humani... appealing to his... what would the word be if applied to Trump
anyway it's not going to work
anyway it's not going to work
Rep. Khanna: “I hope the president meets the survivors, and I hope when he signs the bill, the survivors are there…My goal is to get justice here, so I hope he will meet them and really hear what's happened and actually take action.”
November 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
ah yes, appealing to his... huma... humani... appealing to his... what would the word be if applied to Trump
anyway it's not going to work
anyway it's not going to work
AI fail again. The answer is "at least twelve"
November 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
AI fail again. The answer is "at least twelve"
Reposted by Projectile Teeth
a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
Reposted by Projectile Teeth
please use alt text so my muted keywords can see them
November 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
please use alt text so my muted keywords can see them
Congratulations to this woman
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Congratulations to this woman
There should be a way to "mark as read" the yellow dots in Battlefield 6. Unlocked a scope for every weapon just now and holy shit I *don't care* to go into each one's modification menu to acknowledge this.
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 AM
There should be a way to "mark as read" the yellow dots in Battlefield 6. Unlocked a scope for every weapon just now and holy shit I *don't care* to go into each one's modification menu to acknowledge this.
Democrats constantly tack to the center when the right marches further right. It’s not a numbers game. This is going to fail, and what’s Pete going to do next year? Go further right, or grow a spine? To late for the latter. Fuck off, dude. Go away.
Speaking at a Texas Tribune Festival on Friday, former U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg criticized the Democratic Party for failing to reach everyday Americans, arguing that it “got sucked in” to a conversation about identity. #TribFest25
Pete Buttigieg critiques Democrats for focus on identity
The former U.S. transportation secretary said the Democratic Party should focus more on issues gripping the country, such as health care and housing affordability.
www.texastribune.org
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Democrats constantly tack to the center when the right marches further right. It’s not a numbers game. This is going to fail, and what’s Pete going to do next year? Go further right, or grow a spine? To late for the latter. Fuck off, dude. Go away.
Reposted by Projectile Teeth
I remember when this patent first leaked it felt like such an incredibly dystopian vision of the future and now it feels absolutely quaint compared to everything else
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I remember when this patent first leaked it felt like such an incredibly dystopian vision of the future and now it feels absolutely quaint compared to everything else
Reposted by Projectile Teeth
Figured out that a “chopped cheese” is what happens when you fuck up a smash burger. New Yorkers are impressed by anything, dawg.
“Eyyy we invented putting bacon, egg, and cheese on a sandwich”
No you didn’t
“They let cats live in da stores here”
That’s cause you got rats homie
“Eyyy we invented putting bacon, egg, and cheese on a sandwich”
No you didn’t
“They let cats live in da stores here”
That’s cause you got rats homie
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Figured out that a “chopped cheese” is what happens when you fuck up a smash burger. New Yorkers are impressed by anything, dawg.
“Eyyy we invented putting bacon, egg, and cheese on a sandwich”
No you didn’t
“They let cats live in da stores here”
That’s cause you got rats homie
“Eyyy we invented putting bacon, egg, and cheese on a sandwich”
No you didn’t
“They let cats live in da stores here”
That’s cause you got rats homie
yeah idk man that's too bad cause I was really looking forward to... whatever this is
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
yeah idk man that's too bad cause I was really looking forward to... whatever this is
Search function on Bluesky would be a lot better if it used the content filters in my moderation settings.
Type in "Bass" in the search bar, find some posts about bass players. Also find a lot of fat-assed furry art.
Type in "Bass" in the search bar, find some posts about bass players. Also find a lot of fat-assed furry art.
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Search function on Bluesky would be a lot better if it used the content filters in my moderation settings.
Type in "Bass" in the search bar, find some posts about bass players. Also find a lot of fat-assed furry art.
Type in "Bass" in the search bar, find some posts about bass players. Also find a lot of fat-assed furry art.