Huh! Would you look at that. They figured out how to make food out of old furniture that’s been farted on
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Huh! Would you look at that. They figured out how to make food out of old furniture that’s been farted on
my favorite feature
December 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
my favorite feature
inventing a persona that hectors people online for not using the character map to add proper accents and such to foreign words
everybody HATES this guy
everybody HATES this guy
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
inventing a persona that hectors people online for not using the character map to add proper accents and such to foreign words
everybody HATES this guy
everybody HATES this guy
Hate when my kids bring home children’s books from the library by politicians. The kids react like they’re listening to complete dogshit at bedtime.
My dude Mo Willems? Home runs every night.
My dude Mo Willems? Home runs every night.
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Hate when my kids bring home children’s books from the library by politicians. The kids react like they’re listening to complete dogshit at bedtime.
My dude Mo Willems? Home runs every night.
My dude Mo Willems? Home runs every night.
AI fail again. The answer is "at least twelve"
November 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
AI fail again. The answer is "at least twelve"
Congratulations to this woman
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Congratulations to this woman
Figured out that a “chopped cheese” is what happens when you fuck up a smash burger. New Yorkers are impressed by anything, dawg.
“Eyyy we invented putting bacon, egg, and cheese on a sandwich”
No you didn’t
“They let cats live in da stores here”
That’s cause you got rats homie
“Eyyy we invented putting bacon, egg, and cheese on a sandwich”
No you didn’t
“They let cats live in da stores here”
That’s cause you got rats homie
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Figured out that a “chopped cheese” is what happens when you fuck up a smash burger. New Yorkers are impressed by anything, dawg.
“Eyyy we invented putting bacon, egg, and cheese on a sandwich”
No you didn’t
“They let cats live in da stores here”
That’s cause you got rats homie
“Eyyy we invented putting bacon, egg, and cheese on a sandwich”
No you didn’t
“They let cats live in da stores here”
That’s cause you got rats homie
I'm gonna be honest with y'all, this is the only Edmund Fitzgerald I care about. Gordon Lightfoot can go cry into his guitar hole somewhere else
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'm gonna be honest with y'all, this is the only Edmund Fitzgerald I care about. Gordon Lightfoot can go cry into his guitar hole somewhere else
When life gives you puréed soup, add mac and cheese
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
When life gives you puréed soup, add mac and cheese
Femputer implies the existence of femputation
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Femputer implies the existence of femputation
Rest in peace, little buddy. I’m going to miss you so much.
November 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Rest in peace, little buddy. I’m going to miss you so much.
mister gun, gun, mister golden gun, kill my enemies
October 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
mister gun, gun, mister golden gun, kill my enemies
Man, Dispatch is a lot of fun. Played the first two chapters last night. Had a smile on my face the entire time.
October 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Man, Dispatch is a lot of fun. Played the first two chapters last night. Had a smile on my face the entire time.
I can't believe they made a film about this disgusting motherfucker
October 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I can't believe they made a film about this disgusting motherfucker
What I said makes sense if you are going to spend hours in your kitchen making spicy condiments--if you are looking for something to do with a bunch of chili peppers.
Thank you for the lesson though, I was not aware that these are not the same thing because wow they look identical:
Thank you for the lesson though, I was not aware that these are not the same thing because wow they look identical:
October 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
What I said makes sense if you are going to spend hours in your kitchen making spicy condiments--if you are looking for something to do with a bunch of chili peppers.
Thank you for the lesson though, I was not aware that these are not the same thing because wow they look identical:
Thank you for the lesson though, I was not aware that these are not the same thing because wow they look identical:
Posting and deleting to test the waters. The dril tweet is exactly what they’re doing.
October 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Posting and deleting to test the waters. The dril tweet is exactly what they’re doing.
Oh yeah that’s good sandwich juice
October 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Oh yeah that’s good sandwich juice