Every year Ken Levine spends $100,000 lobbying the NFL to get rid of helmets for players

my favorite feature

gottem.

I have never once heard “Latinx” except from the mouths/keyboards of white people

"U.S. Americans?"

I will never say "USians." This word stinks of "Latinx"

It’s in the UCMJ! It’s drilled into recruits’ heads at bootcamp!

I love my kids, and I would rather be broke with my kids, than stable and flush with cash without. But this economy is unsustainable. Someone needs to hit the Reset button.

I just think about how well we were doing financially in 2019, before we had kids, and my wife didn’t have to stay at home to take care of them.
Anyone asking why people aren’t having kids does not have them, themselves, I’m convinced. Either that, or they’ve got such a fat paycheck it makes no diff

Or health care bills. Or the dentist (haven’t seen one in like 20 years). Or euthanizing my cat. Or paying for car repairs. 2012 Honda sitting in my driveway with two flats. Fuck everything, dude.

Don’t even want to talk about Christmas gifts, man.

people looking on with opera glasses and little pirate telescopes and shit, just in awe, murmuring things like "exquisite," "the finest play I've seen in my life" etc.