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· Sep 17
OBBSTINATE by teejabs
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Ranch is the opposite of msg. I will not be taking questions at this time.
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Ranch is the opposite of msg. I will not be taking questions at this time.
Everyone gangster until the health bar shows ???
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Everyone gangster until the health bar shows ???
I bet if I surveyed folks theyd tell me dropout works its because they're like a big group of friends who cares
I bet the real reason dropout works is that they're buttoned up professionals that retain people well.
I bet the real reason dropout works is that they're buttoned up professionals that retain people well.
November 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I bet if I surveyed folks theyd tell me dropout works its because they're like a big group of friends who cares
I bet the real reason dropout works is that they're buttoned up professionals that retain people well.
I bet the real reason dropout works is that they're buttoned up professionals that retain people well.
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I don't have to convince anybody on bluesky that genAI advocates are dorky losers, but watching such an important and valuable tool get one-guyed by a single weirdo is something that future CS students will be studying in a "history of computing" course 50 years from now.
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I don't have to convince anybody on bluesky that genAI advocates are dorky losers, but watching such an important and valuable tool get one-guyed by a single weirdo is something that future CS students will be studying in a "history of computing" course 50 years from now.
As someone who used it when it was lioranboard I think SAMMI might just be cursed.
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
As someone who used it when it was lioranboard I think SAMMI might just be cursed.
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Also for anyone curious about what meme I drew before stream, it was this one I slam dunked into Teej's inbox before going live lmao
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Also for anyone curious about what meme I drew before stream, it was this one I slam dunked into Teej's inbox before going live lmao
One of the hottest things someone ever said was that they were setting an alarm to make sure they were on time for hanging out.
Like if you wanna seduce me that's one of the strongest opening gambits possible.
Like if you wanna seduce me that's one of the strongest opening gambits possible.
November 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
One of the hottest things someone ever said was that they were setting an alarm to make sure they were on time for hanging out.
Like if you wanna seduce me that's one of the strongest opening gambits possible.
Like if you wanna seduce me that's one of the strongest opening gambits possible.
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If there's one thing you learn immersing yourself in the hobby of recording yourself talk over videogames it's this: the problem is always the audio.
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
If there's one thing you learn immersing yourself in the hobby of recording yourself talk over videogames it's this: the problem is always the audio.
Just had An Amount of coffee for the first time in a long time and, respectfully, what is wrong with all of you?????
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Just had An Amount of coffee for the first time in a long time and, respectfully, what is wrong with all of you?????
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i'm da king of the highway
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
i'm da king of the highway
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I'm likely losing my job at the end of the year. Anyone in the south Seattle ish area have any leads for me to get a new line of work by then?
November 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I'm likely losing my job at the end of the year. Anyone in the south Seattle ish area have any leads for me to get a new line of work by then?
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TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
August 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
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The Hey Arnold kids would annihilate the recess kids in kickball
October 17, 2025 at 10:10 AM
The Hey Arnold kids would annihilate the recess kids in kickball
Everyone is always on about the blueberry but someone gets turned into tv signals and then is micro and thats GOTTA do it for someone.
(Im not saying the former is bad to he clear)
(Im not saying the former is bad to he clear)
October 17, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Everyone is always on about the blueberry but someone gets turned into tv signals and then is micro and thats GOTTA do it for someone.
(Im not saying the former is bad to he clear)
(Im not saying the former is bad to he clear)
I suspect theres a lot of kink money to be made if a comic illustrator could figure out an onomatopoeia for the noise it makes when sonic gets a bubble shield in sonic 3
October 17, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I suspect theres a lot of kink money to be made if a comic illustrator could figure out an onomatopoeia for the noise it makes when sonic gets a bubble shield in sonic 3
I love paper mario ttyd as much as the next kobold but I think the fandom really deserves a federation force of their own as a lesson in perspective.
October 17, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I love paper mario ttyd as much as the next kobold but I think the fandom really deserves a federation force of their own as a lesson in perspective.
Is there anybody happier on this godforsaken earth than people who simply quote their favorite part if the youtube video with no additional context or commentary?
October 17, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Is there anybody happier on this godforsaken earth than people who simply quote their favorite part if the youtube video with no additional context or commentary?
*turning the dial on my ray gun past settings like "shrink" and "grow" and stopping on "talk like youre not logged into something awful dot com"*
October 17, 2025 at 9:43 AM
*turning the dial on my ray gun past settings like "shrink" and "grow" and stopping on "talk like youre not logged into something awful dot com"*
Gonna make a new genre of music called "what banjo kazooie music sounds like to people who hate banjo kazooie music"
October 17, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Gonna make a new genre of music called "what banjo kazooie music sounds like to people who hate banjo kazooie music"
"Its parasite Eve not parasite Steve"
-Jon Parasite, protagonist of parasite eve
-Jon Parasite, protagonist of parasite eve
October 17, 2025 at 9:37 AM
"Its parasite Eve not parasite Steve"
-Jon Parasite, protagonist of parasite eve
-Jon Parasite, protagonist of parasite eve
Better things arent possible (than golf with a gator)
October 17, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Better things arent possible (than golf with a gator)
People who say self depreciation is universally bad have obviously not considered the jackbox party pack meta and how much of a gamer i am.
October 17, 2025 at 8:53 AM
People who say self depreciation is universally bad have obviously not considered the jackbox party pack meta and how much of a gamer i am.
Dinosaurs that rp about meteors are into Deep Impact play
October 16, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Dinosaurs that rp about meteors are into Deep Impact play