Tim Riley
teeeemriley.bsky.social
Tim Riley
@teeeemriley.bsky.social
He/Him. Insurance broker. Father of a couple super cool people. Fan of UNC, Red Sox, Carolina Panthers, MTG, Lorcana, Humor, SWGOH and other Star Wars shit, Wheel of Time. Excited for Riftbound! Owner of world’s laziest beagle.
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Feverishly working on this
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Anyone else have an ex who mixed up tough love and sadistic apathy?
October 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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From the makers of I can’t believe it’s not butter comes I don’t think these are medical professionals and I’m pretty sure this isn’t real life
September 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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Not panicking at the disco is honestly a huge red flag
September 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Months that begin with FEB!!!! #Jeopardy
August 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
If hearts were unbreakable, I could tell you where I stand.
August 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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“Books won’t stay banned. They won’t burn. Ideas won’t go to jail. In the long run of history, the censor and the inquisitor have always lost.”

— A. Whitney Griswold
July 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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…to the disabled person the immigrant, the trans person, the queer person, the woman, the dissident, the Native person, the unjustly incarcerated person, the unhoused person, the disappeared person, the sick person who can't get healthcare, the childred who had their education and food access cut, t
July 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Gov. Tim Walz is doubling down on trans rights — and criticizing members of his party who are retreating — at a time when the issue has become a political lightning rod nationally and back home in Minnesota.
Gov. Tim Walz backs transgender kids as Democrats grapple with debate over sports bans
The Minnesota Democrat has been critical of other members of his party who are retreating at a time when the issue has become a political lightning rod nationally and in Minnesota.
www.startribune.com
June 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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This is Henry. He brings his emotional support duck to his hydrotherapy sessions. They get along swimmingly. 13/10
June 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Will the detective investigating your murder be sad?
October 7, 2023 at 5:22 PM
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you guys are being very cynical about this but the real explanation is that bears and Bigfoot are buddies. They like to hang out and do stuff together
June 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Yes, you did vote to deport moms.
May 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM