Teddy Kanikami
@teddykanikami.bsky.social
Streamer on the Twitch and Youtubes. Eldritch crab-being. Very tired. Likes snacks.
https://www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami
https://www.youtube.com/@TeddyKanikami
Business: CrabChannelTeddy@gmail.com
https://www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami
https://www.youtube.com/@TeddyKanikami
Business: CrabChannelTeddy@gmail.com
Pinned
Closing in on the end of the semester and having free time
Wed: Liz and I keep cracking on in Powerwash Wallace & Gromit DLC
Thurs: Maybe the end of Promise Mascot Agency?
Fri: Cake gifted me the full release of Sip Fisher, so let's drain a lake
Sat: Chat Choice 'hopefully I'm not too tired' edition
Wed: Liz and I keep cracking on in Powerwash Wallace & Gromit DLC
Thurs: Maybe the end of Promise Mascot Agency?
Fri: Cake gifted me the full release of Sip Fisher, so let's drain a lake
Sat: Chat Choice 'hopefully I'm not too tired' edition
youtube.com/shorts/OwVET... I have certain ways of getting information
Powerwaterboarding
YouTube video by Teddy Mediums
youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
youtube.com/shorts/OwVET... I have certain ways of getting information
I might be off today, but the VODs aren't! youtu.be/XAcAEfdz-dE TROUSERS
Powerwash Simulator - Cracking cleanup, Gromit! - Twitch VOD 26 November 2025
YouTube video by Teddy Kanikami VOD Archive
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I might be off today, but the VODs aren't! youtu.be/XAcAEfdz-dE TROUSERS
New term for talons:
Gripper Rippers
you're welcome
Gripper Rippers
you're welcome
a person is standing in the middle of a dry grass field .
Alt: a gif of a cassowary attacking a man with its talons, the man is blocking the attacks with a massive shield
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December 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
New term for talons:
Gripper Rippers
you're welcome
Gripper Rippers
you're welcome
We're doing these again I see
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
We're doing these again I see
Looking at this again now that I'm ACTUALLY awake: I made the right call to rush here in a half-asleep state to post, dream me had a point. I *hate* feet
Absolutely RUSHING to bsky to post this: I was just asked in my dream what I was most afraid of and my dream self answered "Making something with more feet than God." Either my dream self knows some forbidden knowledge, or he's an idiot.
Ok, back to sleep now
Ok, back to sleep now
December 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Looking at this again now that I'm ACTUALLY awake: I made the right call to rush here in a half-asleep state to post, dream me had a point. I *hate* feet
Absolutely RUSHING to bsky to post this: I was just asked in my dream what I was most afraid of and my dream self answered "Making something with more feet than God." Either my dream self knows some forbidden knowledge, or he's an idiot.
Ok, back to sleep now
Ok, back to sleep now
December 2, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Absolutely RUSHING to bsky to post this: I was just asked in my dream what I was most afraid of and my dream self answered "Making something with more feet than God." Either my dream self knows some forbidden knowledge, or he's an idiot.
Ok, back to sleep now
Ok, back to sleep now
Also, to get you excited for when I come back to stream on Saturday, I have finally figured out an incentive for follower goal. We're past halfway to 500, and let's say, when we someday actually do hit that number, I may have purchased a certain bundle on sale
December 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Also, to get you excited for when I come back to stream on Saturday, I have finally figured out an incentive for follower goal. We're past halfway to 500, and let's say, when we someday actually do hit that number, I may have purchased a certain bundle on sale
I am home from work, and thus officially free of dayjob for a month! The real mini-vacation begins now!
While I may not be streaming most of the week, the Jingle Jam has begun, so go watch some streamers doing charity stuff again, I'll be back soon
While I may not be streaming most of the week, the Jingle Jam has begun, so go watch some streamers doing charity stuff again, I'll be back soon
December 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I am home from work, and thus officially free of dayjob for a month! The real mini-vacation begins now!
While I may not be streaming most of the week, the Jingle Jam has begun, so go watch some streamers doing charity stuff again, I'll be back soon
While I may not be streaming most of the week, the Jingle Jam has begun, so go watch some streamers doing charity stuff again, I'll be back soon
i don't know what part of the chicken this unknowable blob of fried chicken was, but either it was devoid of bones (which seems wrong, it was too big) or i did legitimately eat them
December 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
i don't know what part of the chicken this unknowable blob of fried chicken was, but either it was devoid of bones (which seems wrong, it was too big) or i did legitimately eat them
Reposted by Teddy Kanikami
I forgot to post my schedule!
BECAUSE THERE ALMOST ISN'T ONE!
I'm taking the opportunity to have a mini-vacation at the end of the dayjob semester, so next stream won't be til Saturday, for some chill Lego times
BECAUSE THERE ALMOST ISN'T ONE!
I'm taking the opportunity to have a mini-vacation at the end of the dayjob semester, so next stream won't be til Saturday, for some chill Lego times
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I forgot to post my schedule!
BECAUSE THERE ALMOST ISN'T ONE!
I'm taking the opportunity to have a mini-vacation at the end of the dayjob semester, so next stream won't be til Saturday, for some chill Lego times
BECAUSE THERE ALMOST ISN'T ONE!
I'm taking the opportunity to have a mini-vacation at the end of the dayjob semester, so next stream won't be til Saturday, for some chill Lego times
Reposted by Teddy Kanikami
I’ve played a lot of simcity but I didn’t know you could go pro
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’ve played a lot of simcity but I didn’t know you could go pro
Chat chose Megabonk and I got mega bonked. I got stuck in a corner unable to die and that's the sign of an amazing survivorlike
We raided @rudeism.com for more rogueyness with Ball x Pit
And now, I take a mini-vacation! Next stream won't be til next Saturday. Don't do anything I wouldn't!
We raided @rudeism.com for more rogueyness with Ball x Pit
And now, I take a mini-vacation! Next stream won't be til next Saturday. Don't do anything I wouldn't!
It's chat choice day! www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami Come hang out while we do some daily games, and place your vote for what we play tonight!
Teddy_Kanikami - Twitch
Crab vtuber here and on the YouTubes. Possible eldritch being. Mildly obsessive over fish.
www.twitch.tv
November 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Chat chose Megabonk and I got mega bonked. I got stuck in a corner unable to die and that's the sign of an amazing survivorlike
We raided @rudeism.com for more rogueyness with Ball x Pit
And now, I take a mini-vacation! Next stream won't be til next Saturday. Don't do anything I wouldn't!
We raided @rudeism.com for more rogueyness with Ball x Pit
And now, I take a mini-vacation! Next stream won't be til next Saturday. Don't do anything I wouldn't!
It's chat choice day! www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami Come hang out while we do some daily games, and place your vote for what we play tonight!
Teddy_Kanikami - Twitch
Crab vtuber here and on the YouTubes. Possible eldritch being. Mildly obsessive over fish.
www.twitch.tv
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It's chat choice day! www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami Come hang out while we do some daily games, and place your vote for what we play tonight!
Did you know: once you hit a certain age you gain the ability to time travel? All you have to do is forget to have coffee in the morning and you'll be transported into the future! Suddenly it'll be the afternoon!
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Did you know: once you hit a certain age you gain the ability to time travel? All you have to do is forget to have coffee in the morning and you'll be transported into the future! Suddenly it'll be the afternoon!
I have napped away most of the headache. Now I am very groggy with just a twinge in my sinuses. I'm pretty sure my body just knows I got more than a day off and decided it was safe to collapse
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I have napped away most of the headache. Now I am very groggy with just a twinge in my sinuses. I'm pretty sure my body just knows I got more than a day off and decided it was safe to collapse
Here I thought I was doing so good on not missing streams. I've got a headache that just won't quit, and my wonky headphones are not helping. No stream tonight as I try to get this to go away. We'll come back to Sip Fisher after my mini-vacation and we'll be back in general tomorrow for chat choice!
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Here I thought I was doing so good on not missing streams. I've got a headache that just won't quit, and my wonky headphones are not helping. No stream tonight as I try to get this to go away. We'll come back to Sip Fisher after my mini-vacation and we'll be back in general tomorrow for chat choice!
Dear sinus headache, please go away, why are you throbbing i didn't ask for this
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Dear sinus headache, please go away, why are you throbbing i didn't ask for this
When I say I loved Promise Mascot Agency: I MEAN IT
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
When I say I loved Promise Mascot Agency: I MEAN IT
Promise Mascot Agency is done and in the books. Truly 10/10 one of my favorite games of all time. If you haven't played it, get to it, and win the races I could not! @kaizengameworks.com deserves all the awards for it
We raided @willshand.bsky.social so that Canadian can have a second Thanksgiving
We raided @willshand.bsky.social so that Canadian can have a second Thanksgiving
I'M AWAKE www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami I SWEAR. More Promise Mascot Agency (maybe the end?) is now!
Teddy_Kanikami - Twitch
Crab vtuber here and on the YouTubes. Possible eldritch being. Mildly obsessive over fish.
www.twitch.tv
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Promise Mascot Agency is done and in the books. Truly 10/10 one of my favorite games of all time. If you haven't played it, get to it, and win the races I could not! @kaizengameworks.com deserves all the awards for it
We raided @willshand.bsky.social so that Canadian can have a second Thanksgiving
We raided @willshand.bsky.social so that Canadian can have a second Thanksgiving
I'M AWAKE www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami I SWEAR. More Promise Mascot Agency (maybe the end?) is now!
Teddy_Kanikami - Twitch
Crab vtuber here and on the YouTubes. Possible eldritch being. Mildly obsessive over fish.
www.twitch.tv
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I'M AWAKE www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami I SWEAR. More Promise Mascot Agency (maybe the end?) is now!
Going to be a little late going live. Fell asleep after food and only just woke up, will go live as soon as I can
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Going to be a little late going live. Fell asleep after food and only just woke up, will go live as soon as I can
Reposted by Teddy Kanikami
We're live with...
THE 11TH ANNUAL INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY FAMILY AVOIDANCE STREAM
Come by and let's roast the stupid you have to deal with today so you don't, you know... actually roast them.
www.twitch.tv/Danination
THE 11TH ANNUAL INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY FAMILY AVOIDANCE STREAM
Come by and let's roast the stupid you have to deal with today so you don't, you know... actually roast them.
www.twitch.tv/Danination
TODAY!
The 11th Annual International Holiday Family Avoidance Stream
Giving you something to do today so you don't do something to someone who probably deserves it.
Noon Eastern to 3pm on Twitch.tv/Danination with @catashtrophe.bsky.social and a random assortment of games!
The 11th Annual International Holiday Family Avoidance Stream
Giving you something to do today so you don't do something to someone who probably deserves it.
Noon Eastern to 3pm on Twitch.tv/Danination with @catashtrophe.bsky.social and a random assortment of games!
a snowman is holding a torch in his mouth .
ALT: a snowman is holding a torch in his mouth .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
We're live with...
THE 11TH ANNUAL INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY FAMILY AVOIDANCE STREAM
Come by and let's roast the stupid you have to deal with today so you don't, you know... actually roast them.
www.twitch.tv/Danination
THE 11TH ANNUAL INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY FAMILY AVOIDANCE STREAM
Come by and let's roast the stupid you have to deal with today so you don't, you know... actually roast them.
www.twitch.tv/Danination
Reposted by Teddy Kanikami
It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend
Wallace and Gromit DLC done! I still have so much to powerwash before I can start 2. More to come!
We raided @willshand.bsky.social for something sloppy apparently!
We raided @willshand.bsky.social for something sloppy apparently!
The cheese and crackers continue as @implodingzombie.bsky.social and I get back to washing up the Wallace and Gromit DLC www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami Time for more unhinged conversations!
Teddy_Kanikami - Twitch
Crab vtuber here and on the YouTubes. Possible eldritch being. Mildly obsessive over fish.
www.twitch.tv
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Wallace and Gromit DLC done! I still have so much to powerwash before I can start 2. More to come!
We raided @willshand.bsky.social for something sloppy apparently!
We raided @willshand.bsky.social for something sloppy apparently!