Teddy Kanikami
@teddykanikami.bsky.social
Streamer on the Twitch and Youtubes. Eldritch crab-being. Very tired. Likes snacks.
https://www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami
https://www.youtube.com/@TeddyKanikami
Business: CrabChannelTeddy@gmail.com
https://www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami
https://www.youtube.com/@TeddyKanikami
Business: CrabChannelTeddy@gmail.com
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I exist to once again wrap up the week.
Thurs: Powerwash (we're nearing the end!)
Fri: Liz and I check out more Escape Sim 2 commmunity maps
Sat: I continue to be annoyed by vampires in Bloodlines
Thurs: Powerwash (we're nearing the end!)
Fri: Liz and I check out more Escape Sim 2 commmunity maps
Sat: I continue to be annoyed by vampires in Bloodlines
Get in nerds, we're powerwashing a boat www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami We're so close to finishing Powerwash Sim 1. I am excite
Teddy_Kanikami - Twitch
Crab vtuber here and on the YouTubes. Possible eldritch being. Mildly obsessive over fish.
www.twitch.tv
February 12, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Get in nerds, we're powerwashing a boat www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami We're so close to finishing Powerwash Sim 1. I am excite
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Messa Odell is a security guard with a rather stoic, uptight energy at all times. Failing to protect one close to them has led to a life constantly worrying about others.
Hopefully they can find a way to let go of those burdens and understand what it means to protect yourself AND others.
Hopefully they can find a way to let go of those burdens and understand what it means to protect yourself AND others.
February 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Messa Odell is a security guard with a rather stoic, uptight energy at all times. Failing to protect one close to them has led to a life constantly worrying about others.
Hopefully they can find a way to let go of those burdens and understand what it means to protect yourself AND others.
Hopefully they can find a way to let go of those burdens and understand what it means to protect yourself AND others.
Bought some sour beer today and oh my goodness I think it's the most sour I've ever had. Like, y'all just fermented a lemon, didn't you?
(it's really good)
(it's really good)
February 11, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Bought some sour beer today and oh my goodness I think it's the most sour I've ever had. Like, y'all just fermented a lemon, didn't you?
(it's really good)
(it's really good)
I can be 100% trusted with the Death Note. I just need five minutes
February 11, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I can be 100% trusted with the Death Note. I just need five minutes
Be ungovernable. Change your ringtone to the tinnitus sound. Ruin everyone's day.
February 11, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Be ungovernable. Change your ringtone to the tinnitus sound. Ruin everyone's day.
I remembered! youtu.be/DY1Fyij_FWk Have another brand new VOD on the actual day posted
Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines-Stinky man complains about vampire bureaucracy-Twitch VOD 7Feb2026
YouTube video by Teddy Kanikami VOD Archive
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I remembered! youtu.be/DY1Fyij_FWk Have another brand new VOD on the actual day posted
youtu.be/qZJkED5aE2U a vod went up yesterday. Let's see if I remember to post today's one in an hour
Powerwash Simulator - Washy washy - Twitch VOD 6 February 2026
YouTube video by Teddy Kanikami VOD Archive
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 PM
youtu.be/qZJkED5aE2U a vod went up yesterday. Let's see if I remember to post today's one in an hour
I forgot to post things yesterdayyyyyyyyyy youtube.com/shorts/V2h7x...
If at first you don't succeed...
YouTube video by Teddy Mediums
youtube.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I forgot to post things yesterdayyyyyyyyyy youtube.com/shorts/V2h7x...
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Trenton Bolete is tired. So, so, *so tired*
So of course things are going to get weird
I am thrilled to be in this campaign with these great people who I'm sure won't be entirely sick of my shit as time goes on.
So of course things are going to get weird
I am thrilled to be in this campaign with these great people who I'm sure won't be entirely sick of my shit as time goes on.
February 5, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Trenton Bolete is tired. So, so, *so tired*
So of course things are going to get weird
I am thrilled to be in this campaign with these great people who I'm sure won't be entirely sick of my shit as time goes on.
So of course things are going to get weird
I am thrilled to be in this campaign with these great people who I'm sure won't be entirely sick of my shit as time goes on.
I exist to once again wrap up the week.
Thurs: Powerwash (we're nearing the end!)
Fri: Liz and I check out more Escape Sim 2 commmunity maps
Sat: I continue to be annoyed by vampires in Bloodlines
Thurs: Powerwash (we're nearing the end!)
Fri: Liz and I check out more Escape Sim 2 commmunity maps
Sat: I continue to be annoyed by vampires in Bloodlines
February 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I exist to once again wrap up the week.
Thurs: Powerwash (we're nearing the end!)
Fri: Liz and I check out more Escape Sim 2 commmunity maps
Sat: I continue to be annoyed by vampires in Bloodlines
Thurs: Powerwash (we're nearing the end!)
Fri: Liz and I check out more Escape Sim 2 commmunity maps
Sat: I continue to be annoyed by vampires in Bloodlines
Despite my complaints about bossfights and my annoyance with every vampire's personalities, Bloodlines is still fun. I hope I can betray all the vampires soon.
We raided @silver-streak.games who is still in the midst of the Roottrees
Tomorrow: A SCHEDULE
We raided @silver-streak.games who is still in the midst of the Roottrees
Tomorrow: A SCHEDULE
Weird gangly stinky man on the loose again www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami
Teddy_Kanikami - Twitch
Crab vtuber here and on the YouTubes. Possible eldritch being. Mildly obsessive over fish.
www.twitch.tv
February 8, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Despite my complaints about bossfights and my annoyance with every vampire's personalities, Bloodlines is still fun. I hope I can betray all the vampires soon.
We raided @silver-streak.games who is still in the midst of the Roottrees
Tomorrow: A SCHEDULE
We raided @silver-streak.games who is still in the midst of the Roottrees
Tomorrow: A SCHEDULE
Weird gangly stinky man on the loose again www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami
Teddy_Kanikami - Twitch
Crab vtuber here and on the YouTubes. Possible eldritch being. Mildly obsessive over fish.
www.twitch.tv
February 7, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Weird gangly stinky man on the loose again www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami
We made progress, had some heartfelt talk, some absurd conversation, we lasered a volcano, and I got to talk about how I ruined anglerfish again
We raided @mothrlomari.bsky.social who is learning robot/human relations in Detroit
We raided @mothrlomari.bsky.social who is learning robot/human relations in Detroit
LIVE www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami Now you're washing with power. Yes I'm still working my way through the first powerwash, don't judge
Teddy_Kanikami - Twitch
Crab vtuber here and on the YouTubes. Possible eldritch being. Mildly obsessive over fish.
www.twitch.tv
February 7, 2026 at 3:29 AM
We made progress, had some heartfelt talk, some absurd conversation, we lasered a volcano, and I got to talk about how I ruined anglerfish again
We raided @mothrlomari.bsky.social who is learning robot/human relations in Detroit
We raided @mothrlomari.bsky.social who is learning robot/human relations in Detroit
LIVE www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami Now you're washing with power. Yes I'm still working my way through the first powerwash, don't judge
Teddy_Kanikami - Twitch
Crab vtuber here and on the YouTubes. Possible eldritch being. Mildly obsessive over fish.
www.twitch.tv
February 6, 2026 at 10:54 PM
LIVE www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami Now you're washing with power. Yes I'm still working my way through the first powerwash, don't judge
Controversial Fallout opinion: I hate the "i don't want to set the world on fire" song.
Mainly I just hate all old songs that stop singing halfway through to give a spoken word narrative of *the exact same lyrics you just sang*
Mainly I just hate all old songs that stop singing halfway through to give a spoken word narrative of *the exact same lyrics you just sang*
February 5, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Controversial Fallout opinion: I hate the "i don't want to set the world on fire" song.
Mainly I just hate all old songs that stop singing halfway through to give a spoken word narrative of *the exact same lyrics you just sang*
Mainly I just hate all old songs that stop singing halfway through to give a spoken word narrative of *the exact same lyrics you just sang*
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Amazing thumbnail to be greeted with, 11/10
February 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Amazing thumbnail to be greeted with, 11/10
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Meet Eli! With a personality so small she's nearly invisible! She's a timid bookwork who loves working with animals and excelling in academia!
Join us on Feb 27th, at 7PM EST over on @implodingzombie.bsky.social channel!
#vtuber #envtuber #vsky #twitch #lomari #calamitycrew #dnd
Join us on Feb 27th, at 7PM EST over on @implodingzombie.bsky.social channel!
#vtuber #envtuber #vsky #twitch #lomari #calamitycrew #dnd
February 5, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Meet Eli! With a personality so small she's nearly invisible! She's a timid bookwork who loves working with animals and excelling in academia!
Join us on Feb 27th, at 7PM EST over on @implodingzombie.bsky.social channel!
#vtuber #envtuber #vsky #twitch #lomari #calamitycrew #dnd
Join us on Feb 27th, at 7PM EST over on @implodingzombie.bsky.social channel!
#vtuber #envtuber #vsky #twitch #lomari #calamitycrew #dnd
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Jacob Deschaine is a city engineer with a focus on electrical and mechanical engineering. He's doing his best to move past some trust and anger issues stemming from a recent tragedy.
I'm sure there'll be a calm and collected environment with plenty of opportunities for him to open up more. Right?
I'm sure there'll be a calm and collected environment with plenty of opportunities for him to open up more. Right?
February 5, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Jacob Deschaine is a city engineer with a focus on electrical and mechanical engineering. He's doing his best to move past some trust and anger issues stemming from a recent tragedy.
I'm sure there'll be a calm and collected environment with plenty of opportunities for him to open up more. Right?
I'm sure there'll be a calm and collected environment with plenty of opportunities for him to open up more. Right?
Trenton Bolete is tired. So, so, *so tired*
So of course things are going to get weird
I am thrilled to be in this campaign with these great people who I'm sure won't be entirely sick of my shit as time goes on.
So of course things are going to get weird
I am thrilled to be in this campaign with these great people who I'm sure won't be entirely sick of my shit as time goes on.
February 5, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Trenton Bolete is tired. So, so, *so tired*
So of course things are going to get weird
I am thrilled to be in this campaign with these great people who I'm sure won't be entirely sick of my shit as time goes on.
So of course things are going to get weird
I am thrilled to be in this campaign with these great people who I'm sure won't be entirely sick of my shit as time goes on.
hi yes i need this game to be real
D'you ever get a stupid idea in your head and then you can't do anything else until you get it out? 🎣
February 5, 2026 at 12:01 AM
hi yes i need this game to be real
Today's VOD: USER-MADE MAPS youtu.be/hxWb6uFnz_s seriously some of these were SO GOOD
Escape Sim 2 Community Maps - Twitch VOD 31 January 2026
YouTube video by Teddy Kanikami VOD Archive
youtu.be
February 4, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Today's VOD: USER-MADE MAPS youtu.be/hxWb6uFnz_s seriously some of these were SO GOOD
why is it one can never be satisfied when eating pizza, and instead must devour a disgusting amount and then lay down in a hell of one's own creation?
February 4, 2026 at 10:25 PM
why is it one can never be satisfied when eating pizza, and instead must devour a disgusting amount and then lay down in a hell of one's own creation?
Ok, the WBC are truly some of the worst people, but damn imagine a bunch of these posted up around some billionaire's house
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Ok, the WBC are truly some of the worst people, but damn imagine a bunch of these posted up around some billionaire's house
And a short, too youtube.com/shorts/ngYag... with @implodingzombie.bsky.social and @tolkhtv.bsky.social in spirit. No Tolkhs were harmed in the making of this video (we fired cannons at him later)
TolkhTV cameo
YouTube video by Teddy Mediums
youtube.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
And a short, too youtube.com/shorts/ngYag... with @implodingzombie.bsky.social and @tolkhtv.bsky.social in spirit. No Tolkhs were harmed in the making of this video (we fired cannons at him later)
A new week, a new set of VODs youtu.be/JpLkdlsgTNc today, it's that time I beat up a street shark
Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines - One bleh, two bleh, ah ah ah - Twitch VOD 17 January 2026
YouTube video by Teddy Kanikami VOD Archive
youtu.be
February 2, 2026 at 5:02 PM
A new week, a new set of VODs youtu.be/JpLkdlsgTNc today, it's that time I beat up a street shark