Teddy Kanikami
@teddykanikami.bsky.social
Streamer on the Twitch and Youtubes. Eldritch crab-being. Very tired. Likes snacks.
https://www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami
https://www.youtube.com/@TeddyKanikami
Business: CrabChannelTeddy@gmail.com
https://www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami
https://www.youtube.com/@TeddyKanikami
Business: CrabChannelTeddy@gmail.com
We're doing these again I see
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
We're doing these again I see
Also, to get you excited for when I come back to stream on Saturday, I have finally figured out an incentive for follower goal. We're past halfway to 500, and let's say, when we someday actually do hit that number, I may have purchased a certain bundle on sale
December 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Also, to get you excited for when I come back to stream on Saturday, I have finally figured out an incentive for follower goal. We're past halfway to 500, and let's say, when we someday actually do hit that number, I may have purchased a certain bundle on sale
I forgot to post my schedule!
BECAUSE THERE ALMOST ISN'T ONE!
I'm taking the opportunity to have a mini-vacation at the end of the dayjob semester, so next stream won't be til Saturday, for some chill Lego times
BECAUSE THERE ALMOST ISN'T ONE!
I'm taking the opportunity to have a mini-vacation at the end of the dayjob semester, so next stream won't be til Saturday, for some chill Lego times
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I forgot to post my schedule!
BECAUSE THERE ALMOST ISN'T ONE!
I'm taking the opportunity to have a mini-vacation at the end of the dayjob semester, so next stream won't be til Saturday, for some chill Lego times
BECAUSE THERE ALMOST ISN'T ONE!
I'm taking the opportunity to have a mini-vacation at the end of the dayjob semester, so next stream won't be til Saturday, for some chill Lego times
When I say I loved Promise Mascot Agency: I MEAN IT
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
When I say I loved Promise Mascot Agency: I MEAN IT
Closing in on the end of the semester and having free time
Wed: Liz and I keep cracking on in Powerwash Wallace & Gromit DLC
Thurs: Maybe the end of Promise Mascot Agency?
Fri: Cake gifted me the full release of Sip Fisher, so let's drain a lake
Sat: Chat Choice 'hopefully I'm not too tired' edition
Wed: Liz and I keep cracking on in Powerwash Wallace & Gromit DLC
Thurs: Maybe the end of Promise Mascot Agency?
Fri: Cake gifted me the full release of Sip Fisher, so let's drain a lake
Sat: Chat Choice 'hopefully I'm not too tired' edition
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Closing in on the end of the semester and having free time
Wed: Liz and I keep cracking on in Powerwash Wallace & Gromit DLC
Thurs: Maybe the end of Promise Mascot Agency?
Fri: Cake gifted me the full release of Sip Fisher, so let's drain a lake
Sat: Chat Choice 'hopefully I'm not too tired' edition
Wed: Liz and I keep cracking on in Powerwash Wallace & Gromit DLC
Thurs: Maybe the end of Promise Mascot Agency?
Fri: Cake gifted me the full release of Sip Fisher, so let's drain a lake
Sat: Chat Choice 'hopefully I'm not too tired' edition
Shorter week this week as I've got work and a baby shower to be at
Wed: @implodingzombie.bsky.social and I start cleaning Wallace and Gromit's mess
Thurs: We need to clean up mascot sidequests for endgame
Fri: an early chat choice day
Wed: @implodingzombie.bsky.social and I start cleaning Wallace and Gromit's mess
Thurs: We need to clean up mascot sidequests for endgame
Fri: an early chat choice day
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Shorter week this week as I've got work and a baby shower to be at
Wed: @implodingzombie.bsky.social and I start cleaning Wallace and Gromit's mess
Thurs: We need to clean up mascot sidequests for endgame
Fri: an early chat choice day
Wed: @implodingzombie.bsky.social and I start cleaning Wallace and Gromit's mess
Thurs: We need to clean up mascot sidequests for endgame
Fri: an early chat choice day
Regular and maid outfit variants of my newest model. Apologies for bluesky constantly just zooming on on the crotch for the previews
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Regular and maid outfit variants of my newest model. Apologies for bluesky constantly just zooming on on the crotch for the previews
This week!
As long as I don't get overexhausted from work, we've got
Wed: The newest Escape Simulator DLC with @implodingzombie.bsky.social
Thurs: Promise Mascot Agency
Fri: the end of The House of Da Vinci
and a Chat Choice Saturday
As long as I don't get overexhausted from work, we've got
Wed: The newest Escape Simulator DLC with @implodingzombie.bsky.social
Thurs: Promise Mascot Agency
Fri: the end of The House of Da Vinci
and a Chat Choice Saturday
November 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This week!
As long as I don't get overexhausted from work, we've got
Wed: The newest Escape Simulator DLC with @implodingzombie.bsky.social
Thurs: Promise Mascot Agency
Fri: the end of The House of Da Vinci
and a Chat Choice Saturday
As long as I don't get overexhausted from work, we've got
Wed: The newest Escape Simulator DLC with @implodingzombie.bsky.social
Thurs: Promise Mascot Agency
Fri: the end of The House of Da Vinci
and a Chat Choice Saturday
I only just now realized that I made the hair of my newest model almost the same shade as my original crab form. I DID NOT INTEND THIS I AM SUBCONSCIOUSLY A GENIUS
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I only just now realized that I made the hair of my newest model almost the same shade as my original crab form. I DID NOT INTEND THIS I AM SUBCONSCIOUSLY A GENIUS
This is either going to be the easiest or hardest decision you've ever made.
Bonus fish points: my lore involves running 'Teddums House of Fish' the fish and fish-adjacent service getting you the nightmares you didn't know you needed! Fish that whisper secrets of the void and taste GREAT with herbs
Bonus fish points: my lore involves running 'Teddums House of Fish' the fish and fish-adjacent service getting you the nightmares you didn't know you needed! Fish that whisper secrets of the void and taste GREAT with herbs
November 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This is either going to be the easiest or hardest decision you've ever made.
Bonus fish points: my lore involves running 'Teddums House of Fish' the fish and fish-adjacent service getting you the nightmares you didn't know you needed! Fish that whisper secrets of the void and taste GREAT with herbs
Bonus fish points: my lore involves running 'Teddums House of Fish' the fish and fish-adjacent service getting you the nightmares you didn't know you needed! Fish that whisper secrets of the void and taste GREAT with herbs
In return for allowing me to take the night off and rest, I present you with a picture of a ghost crab having an eepy
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
In return for allowing me to take the night off and rest, I present you with a picture of a ghost crab having an eepy
So I sent this to @fustylugsvr.bsky.social a while ago as a gag to get hired as a butler, but today I realized since I have the NEW Big Maid outfit I should let you all have the opportunity to hire crabmaid. My rates are beyond reasoning and I WILL sleep on the job.
Thank you for your time
Thank you for your time
November 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
So I sent this to @fustylugsvr.bsky.social a while ago as a gag to get hired as a butler, but today I realized since I have the NEW Big Maid outfit I should let you all have the opportunity to hire crabmaid. My rates are beyond reasoning and I WILL sleep on the job.
Thank you for your time
Thank you for your time
I just cleaned that...
November 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I just cleaned that...
Spooky month is over, goodbye ghosts I love you.
So this week we get back to regular programming (but a little lighter this week because exhaustion)
Thurs: Mascots are back
Fri: We get back to Da Vinci
Sat: Chat Choice, will you choose spooky? Balls? or something else?
So this week we get back to regular programming (but a little lighter this week because exhaustion)
Thurs: Mascots are back
Fri: We get back to Da Vinci
Sat: Chat Choice, will you choose spooky? Balls? or something else?
November 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Spooky month is over, goodbye ghosts I love you.
So this week we get back to regular programming (but a little lighter this week because exhaustion)
Thurs: Mascots are back
Fri: We get back to Da Vinci
Sat: Chat Choice, will you choose spooky? Balls? or something else?
So this week we get back to regular programming (but a little lighter this week because exhaustion)
Thurs: Mascots are back
Fri: We get back to Da Vinci
Sat: Chat Choice, will you choose spooky? Balls? or something else?
"I will bide my time, but mark my words: the moment you least suspect it, when you look away and tend to your pathetic needs, I will strike so hard and fast that all you love will be ruined and all shall be despair. How dare you call me cute"
Share an angry bird and the curse you think it embodies.
Share an angry bird and the curse you think it embodies.
November 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"I will bide my time, but mark my words: the moment you least suspect it, when you look away and tend to your pathetic needs, I will strike so hard and fast that all you love will be ruined and all shall be despair. How dare you call me cute"
Share an angry bird and the curse you think it embodies.
Share an angry bird and the curse you think it embodies.
Friendly reminder that I can now smoulder. No one is safe.
Alternate title: how I look at a tasty burger
Alternate title: how I look at a tasty burger
November 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Friendly reminder that I can now smoulder. No one is safe.
Alternate title: how I look at a tasty burger
Alternate title: how I look at a tasty burger
The final new variant is a tad spicy. :3
Also, credit to where I got the model:
vgen.co/Wanilmith/pr...
Also, credit to where I got the model:
vgen.co/Wanilmith/pr...
November 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The final new variant is a tad spicy. :3
Also, credit to where I got the model:
vgen.co/Wanilmith/pr...
Also, credit to where I got the model:
vgen.co/Wanilmith/pr...
I'm proud to present to you, your new Teddy variants! Ghost Pirate Halloween Teddy, a new regular big Teddy, a big Maid Teddy, and even a very human very real Teddy
(there's more, but bluesky only lets me post 4)
we raided @silver-streak.games who has a completely opposite chibi debut today!
(there's more, but bluesky only lets me post 4)
we raided @silver-streak.games who has a completely opposite chibi debut today!
November 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I'm proud to present to you, your new Teddy variants! Ghost Pirate Halloween Teddy, a new regular big Teddy, a big Maid Teddy, and even a very human very real Teddy
(there's more, but bluesky only lets me post 4)
we raided @silver-streak.games who has a completely opposite chibi debut today!
(there's more, but bluesky only lets me post 4)
we raided @silver-streak.games who has a completely opposite chibi debut today!
You all should pop in for Liz's stream before mine because I've seen the costume and this was my honest reaction
October 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
You all should pop in for Liz's stream before mine because I've seen the costume and this was my honest reaction
MAMWAAAPABOSGBWCEIOH closes out this week with a spectral event!
Wed: Vamparade the Masquire Bloodlimes 1
Thurs: Sunken Engine
Fri: The new model has broken containment, escaped the firehouse, and not even Ray Parker Jr can stop me
Sat: We recover from the debut and let chat take control
Wed: Vamparade the Masquire Bloodlimes 1
Thurs: Sunken Engine
Fri: The new model has broken containment, escaped the firehouse, and not even Ray Parker Jr can stop me
Sat: We recover from the debut and let chat take control
October 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
MAMWAAAPABOSGBWCEIOH closes out this week with a spectral event!
Wed: Vamparade the Masquire Bloodlimes 1
Thurs: Sunken Engine
Fri: The new model has broken containment, escaped the firehouse, and not even Ray Parker Jr can stop me
Sat: We recover from the debut and let chat take control
Wed: Vamparade the Masquire Bloodlimes 1
Thurs: Sunken Engine
Fri: The new model has broken containment, escaped the firehouse, and not even Ray Parker Jr can stop me
Sat: We recover from the debut and let chat take control
We are officially ONE WEEK AWAY from the new model debut with all its variants! *slaps model* This bad boy can hold so many different styles.
You want Halloween? YOU GOT IT
Regular Teddy? YOU GOT IT
A new m***? YES
s********?????? OH NO YES IT DO
You want Halloween? YOU GOT IT
Regular Teddy? YOU GOT IT
A new m***? YES
s********?????? OH NO YES IT DO
October 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
We are officially ONE WEEK AWAY from the new model debut with all its variants! *slaps model* This bad boy can hold so many different styles.
You want Halloween? YOU GOT IT
Regular Teddy? YOU GOT IT
A new m***? YES
s********?????? OH NO YES IT DO
You want Halloween? YOU GOT IT
Regular Teddy? YOU GOT IT
A new m***? YES
s********?????? OH NO YES IT DO
We got some games finished up last week, so let's clean up some more!
Wed and Thurs: more Vamparade the Doinkening
Fri: back to The 7th Guest
Sat: I enjoy chat choice, let's keep that going
Wed and Thurs: more Vamparade the Doinkening
Fri: back to The 7th Guest
Sat: I enjoy chat choice, let's keep that going
October 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
We got some games finished up last week, so let's clean up some more!
Wed and Thurs: more Vamparade the Doinkening
Fri: back to The 7th Guest
Sat: I enjoy chat choice, let's keep that going
Wed and Thurs: more Vamparade the Doinkening
Fri: back to The 7th Guest
Sat: I enjoy chat choice, let's keep that going
Today's preview comes not from the Halloween version of the new model, but the standard Teddy version. You know I had to.
OCOTBER 31ST YOU WILL SEE ALL
OCOTBER 31ST YOU WILL SEE ALL
October 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Today's preview comes not from the Halloween version of the new model, but the standard Teddy version. You know I had to.
OCOTBER 31ST YOU WILL SEE ALL
OCOTBER 31ST YOU WILL SEE ALL