Ted
@ted-talks.bsky.social
He/Him
Linguistics, ESL, Metaphor Theory
NFL, Buffalo Bills
Iggie Papa
Linguistics, ESL, Metaphor Theory
NFL, Buffalo Bills
Iggie Papa
Session 1 of my dnd campaign tonight
March 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Session 1 of my dnd campaign tonight
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Interesting that Trump would issue a speak English executive order today when his Oval Office remarks were likely first written in Russian.
February 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Interesting that Trump would issue a speak English executive order today when his Oval Office remarks were likely first written in Russian.
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Department Of Getting Eliminated
February 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Department Of Getting Eliminated
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"With some the word liberty may mean for each man to do as he pleases with himself, and the product of his labor; while with others the same word may mean for some men to do as they please with other men, and the product of other men's labor."
- Lincoln (April 18, 1864)
- Lincoln (April 18, 1864)
February 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
"With some the word liberty may mean for each man to do as he pleases with himself, and the product of his labor; while with others the same word may mean for some men to do as they please with other men, and the product of other men's labor."
- Lincoln (April 18, 1864)
- Lincoln (April 18, 1864)
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February 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Democrats aren’t gonna do shit they’re gonna keep their jobs so they can continue insider trading and occasionally release some strongly worded messages to trump so they can keep tricking blue maga to think they’re opposing the republicans at all
Here are the options on the table (which are not mutually exclusive):
1. House Dems bring articles of impeachment*
2. Senate Dems play constitutional hardball and obstruct everything
3. State AGs litigate (and prosecute) everything they can
4. Citizens march en mass
1. House Dems bring articles of impeachment*
2. Senate Dems play constitutional hardball and obstruct everything
3. State AGs litigate (and prosecute) everything they can
4. Citizens march en mass
February 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Democrats aren’t gonna do shit they’re gonna keep their jobs so they can continue insider trading and occasionally release some strongly worded messages to trump so they can keep tricking blue maga to think they’re opposing the republicans at all
Weird all the wishy washy penalties start flying with the Bills on defense
January 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Weird all the wishy washy penalties start flying with the Bills on defense
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Kansas City Cheats
January 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Kansas City Cheats
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The Kansas City Refs
January 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The Kansas City Refs
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The refs just handed them this. This is so fucked up.
January 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The refs just handed them this. This is so fucked up.
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I truly don’t know what constitutes as a catch in the NFL.
…except that it always is a benefit to the Chiefs.
…except that it always is a benefit to the Chiefs.
January 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I truly don’t know what constitutes as a catch in the NFL.
…except that it always is a benefit to the Chiefs.
…except that it always is a benefit to the Chiefs.
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McGovern didn't snap the ball fast enough.
Not a flag in KC....
Not a flag in KC....
January 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
McGovern didn't snap the ball fast enough.
Not a flag in KC....
Not a flag in KC....
It’s game day GO BILLS
January 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It’s game day GO BILLS
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Any of you out there have a sibling who's a fuckup? And you love them, and you remember all the awesome things about them and sometimes they're still super cool but then, yeah, fuckup. You're still gonna be there for them but sometimes it's weary-making. That's what it's like to be Canadian.
January 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Any of you out there have a sibling who's a fuckup? And you love them, and you remember all the awesome things about them and sometimes they're still super cool but then, yeah, fuckup. You're still gonna be there for them but sometimes it's weary-making. That's what it's like to be Canadian.
I think my most used Simpson quote is a variation on “poor predictable Bart” but no one ever picks up on it
January 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I think my most used Simpson quote is a variation on “poor predictable Bart” but no one ever picks up on it
@maureenkosse.bsky.social your handle made me choke on my coffee in laughter thanks 😂
January 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
@maureenkosse.bsky.social your handle made me choke on my coffee in laughter thanks 😂
My ultimate dnd fantasy is casting comprehend languages to do comparative linguistics
January 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
My ultimate dnd fantasy is casting comprehend languages to do comparative linguistics
I am excited to watch playoff football
January 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I am excited to watch playoff football
Anyone down to hunt some vampires with us later tn?
January 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Anyone down to hunt some vampires with us later tn?
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the buccaneers are one team i would not want to play in the postseason. i'm not in football shape, i don't have anywhere near the skill set that would be necessary, i don't belong to a team, and i would have to play them by myself. under no circumstances would i be interested in that matchup
January 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
the buccaneers are one team i would not want to play in the postseason. i'm not in football shape, i don't have anywhere near the skill set that would be necessary, i don't belong to a team, and i would have to play them by myself. under no circumstances would i be interested in that matchup
The pageantry of the Poptart Bowl proves the people yearn for ritual sacrifice
January 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The pageantry of the Poptart Bowl proves the people yearn for ritual sacrifice