Here’s to 2026

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Being an adult is saying "I just have to get through this week" every week until you die.

People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves

Destroy this myth. Please share if you have visited and researched in a library this past year! RT And give a shout out to your favorite library you have ever visited.

Picard: Computer, tea, hot.

Computer: You know Ensign Clarkson in Engineering? Well, rumor is she might be breaking up with Ensign Zortoff because, GET THIS, she might still be in love with her ex!!

Picard: *pulling up chair* Tell. Me. Everything.

[ gets death tarot card ]

me: i've heard it's really not that bad

blackjack dealer: idk seems kinda bad

MY APPAGES

Me: Well COVID has taken my sense of taste.
Brain: You should order out
Me: But it will taste like mush
Brain: Shut up I want pizza. Delicious bland pizza that costs $30
Me eating the tasteless triangle: This was a smart purchase

it’s time to burn the incense,
it’s time to slay the sheep,
it’s time to wake the muppets,
from a thousand years of sleep.

it’s time to raze existence,
it’s time to banish light,
it’s time to call the void in,
on the muppet show tonight.

How am I supposed to explain health insurance to my children. How do I look them in the eye and tell them about depravity and perversion such as "deductibles"

Was hoping I d skip the taste losing part of COVID this time but nope! Everything takes like mush :(

Between grief and illness the only TV show I have the bandwidth for is a ten year old kids show called the Sarah Jane Adventures. Holds up pretty well though some of that may be nostalgia

Good morning

Well let’s see if this platform lasts or not