Yes, this is me requesting someone come cook for me. Please submit applications accordingly 😊
The fact I never want to cook dinner in this weather 🙃
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Yes, this is me requesting someone come cook for me. Please submit applications accordingly 😊
Realized at 3am that I did not turn my heat back on
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Realized at 3am that I did not turn my heat back on
The fact I never want to cook dinner in this weather 🙃
December 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The fact I never want to cook dinner in this weather 🙃
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Reunited with the puppo 🐶
June 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Reunited with the puppo 🐶
So...how depressed was I this year if these were my top 5 songs? 😬🫠😧
December 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
So...how depressed was I this year if these were my top 5 songs? 😬🫠😧
This reminds me that one of my friends hit me in the face with Wii controller while playing a game on the Wii...which might explain a few things 🤭🙃
19 years ago today, the Wii was released in JP. It was distributed by Nintendo.
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 AM
This reminds me that one of my friends hit me in the face with Wii controller while playing a game on the Wii...which might explain a few things 🤭🙃
Nothing has really compared as to when horrible neighbors recently moved out
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Nothing has really compared as to when horrible neighbors recently moved out
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So “Heated Rivalry” is actually good (so far) 👀
November 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
So “Heated Rivalry” is actually good (so far) 👀
This is me as I watched every second of Heated Rivalry so far
I know it’s just dopamine, but it feels so real to me
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This is me as I watched every second of Heated Rivalry so far
The dichotomy of my mother watching Hallmark Christmas movies while I read my gay hockey smut 😵💫😵💫😵💫
November 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The dichotomy of my mother watching Hallmark Christmas movies while I read my gay hockey smut 😵💫😵💫😵💫
What's happening in your 2026?
Money
Anal
Friends
Oh! 😅😵💫😬
Money
Anal
Friends
Oh! 😅😵💫😬
What’s happening in your 2026?
Ass
Beach
Marriage
Ohh…
Ass
Beach
Marriage
Ohh…
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
What's happening in your 2026?
Money
Anal
Friends
Oh! 😅😵💫😬
Money
Anal
Friends
Oh! 😅😵💫😬
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Feeling FLIRTY and SLUTTY 😤
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Feeling FLIRTY and SLUTTY 😤
Thankful for all the bloomfies I made this year ❤️
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November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Thankful for all the bloomfies I made this year ❤️
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I’m thankful for all the vers boys who are just tops for me :)
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I’m thankful for all the vers boys who are just tops for me :)
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We’re here, we’re queer, we probably have anxiety issues.
An underrepresented identity is the gay oldest son
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
We’re here, we’re queer, we probably have anxiety issues.
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Death penalty for people who don’t text back
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Death penalty for people who don’t text back
Good morning everyone!
Especially to whoever has been trying to hack my Spotify account for the last month
Especially to whoever has been trying to hack my Spotify account for the last month
a teddy bear with hearts around it and the words good morning
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November 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Good morning everyone!
Especially to whoever has been trying to hack my Spotify account for the last month
Especially to whoever has been trying to hack my Spotify account for the last month
Oh how I want to cancel my plans today 🤭😊
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Oh how I want to cancel my plans today 🤭😊
How I find the world this morning ☹️
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November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
How I find the world this morning ☹️
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Feeling needy tonight 😂😂
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Feeling needy tonight 😂😂