Mitch
@mtnmitchy.bsky.social
UT born, WI living.
Views are my own.
Views are my own.
I see some of y’all’s cocks more than my own.
February 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I see some of y’all’s cocks more than my own.
The same pose and I against the world - Happy Friday
February 13, 2026 at 12:50 PM
The same pose and I against the world - Happy Friday
My Saturn return starts tomorrow 😳
February 12, 2026 at 5:36 PM
My Saturn return starts tomorrow 😳
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it's a tough job, but someone has to do it
February 11, 2026 at 7:36 PM
it's a tough job, but someone has to do it
Had a dream I thanked Mehmet Oz in person for urging people to take the Measles vaccine lol
February 11, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Had a dream I thanked Mehmet Oz in person for urging people to take the Measles vaccine lol
Thinking about Lemons verse in Tongue Pop
February 10, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Thinking about Lemons verse in Tongue Pop
Just finished Alone season 11 and I just - I need to watch every season now. What a fantastic window into the human spirit and experience.
February 10, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Just finished Alone season 11 and I just - I need to watch every season now. What a fantastic window into the human spirit and experience.
Wearing my best pajamas to the Super Bowl watch party
February 8, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Wearing my best pajamas to the Super Bowl watch party
Me, hungover “I need to change every aspect of my life”
February 8, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Me, hungover “I need to change every aspect of my life”
I just wanna know is love completely off the table?
February 7, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I just wanna know is love completely off the table?
Thinking about breakfast on the grill
February 7, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Thinking about breakfast on the grill
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Hell, except im just surrounded by people who say things like “Hims the floofiest and goodest puppers!”
February 5, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Hell, except im just surrounded by people who say things like “Hims the floofiest and goodest puppers!”
What do you need sweatheart I’m about to clock out
February 5, 2026 at 7:46 PM
What do you need sweatheart I’m about to clock out
I am surrounded by chile 🌶️
February 5, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I am surrounded by chile 🌶️
To put it simply, I met and flirted with a nice gentleman in person. He then followed me on Instagram, but has since revealed himself to be uninterested in me. I do not view this as a loss, more so a reminder that in 2026 it is possible to meet potential lovers outside of dating apps.
Something very interesting and salacious has just come across my desk and for the sake of journalistic integrity I must maintain discretion
February 4, 2026 at 6:31 PM
To put it simply, I met and flirted with a nice gentleman in person. He then followed me on Instagram, but has since revealed himself to be uninterested in me. I do not view this as a loss, more so a reminder that in 2026 it is possible to meet potential lovers outside of dating apps.
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Distant and seemingly joyless oomf always whining about something
February 4, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Distant and seemingly joyless oomf always whining about something
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Beyond spoiled this spring
February 3, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Beyond spoiled this spring
Well, one day closer to retirement
February 3, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Well, one day closer to retirement
I love saying peoples full government names
February 2, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I love saying peoples full government names
