John
@ahumblehenchman.bsky.social
Striving to be all titty and no litty
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A little tease for the late night hotties 🤭
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 AM
A little tease for the late night hotties 🤭
How your Monday finds me 😮💨
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
How your Monday finds me 😮💨
Need to be h*rny this morning 😮💨
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Need to be h*rny this morning 😮💨
Someone save me from the tft grind 🫠
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Someone save me from the tft grind 🫠
Buying only healthy things as I will be not doing much for the next few days except video games and don’t want to feel bad about myself 🫡 this is for you, kid
November 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Buying only healthy things as I will be not doing much for the next few days except video games and don’t want to feel bad about myself 🫡 this is for you, kid
If anyone wants to play league or tft, hmu 🥰
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If anyone wants to play league or tft, hmu 🥰
Now begins my little vacation 😮💨
November 9, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Now begins my little vacation 😮💨
If you see this post and anime you love
November 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If you see this post and anime you love
I need Laufey’s Christmas album on vinyl, a crackling fire, an oomfie to cuddle under a blanket while we read
November 7, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I need Laufey’s Christmas album on vinyl, a crackling fire, an oomfie to cuddle under a blanket while we read
Ok so found out I just pulled something or pinched something really bad, and so I’m on bed rest until further notice 🥲 only leaving the house for work and avoiding stress 🫡
Guys my neck has been fucked up for like 4 days which is causing me to be dizzy and feel so weird 🥴 anyone experience this? Urgent care said it wasn’t bad until there’s severe pain and just to rest
November 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Ok so found out I just pulled something or pinched something really bad, and so I’m on bed rest until further notice 🥲 only leaving the house for work and avoiding stress 🫡
Long day at work, mamdani won his election, prop 50 passed, my neck is giving me less issues. I think this what they call: a win
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Long day at work, mamdani won his election, prop 50 passed, my neck is giving me less issues. I think this what they call: a win
The Christmas music at work has officially started 🫠
November 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The Christmas music at work has officially started 🫠
As I’m bed ridden today, please send your nudes and horny messages please and thank youuuu 🫶
November 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
As I’m bed ridden today, please send your nudes and horny messages please and thank youuuu 🫶
I just got an ad for medieval times and it was dramatic af talking about the stunts they do, rebrand?
November 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I just got an ad for medieval times and it was dramatic af talking about the stunts they do, rebrand?
Guys my neck has been fucked up for like 4 days which is causing me to be dizzy and feel so weird 🥴 anyone experience this? Urgent care said it wasn’t bad until there’s severe pain and just to rest
November 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Guys my neck has been fucked up for like 4 days which is causing me to be dizzy and feel so weird 🥴 anyone experience this? Urgent care said it wasn’t bad until there’s severe pain and just to rest
Highly don’t recommend anxiety. Over promised, under delivered. 0/10 product review
November 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Highly don’t recommend anxiety. Over promised, under delivered. 0/10 product review
Damn Lily really pulled no punches
November 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Damn Lily really pulled no punches
Hope you angels had a good Halloween! Make sure to get lots of rest and recharge 🫶
November 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Hope you angels had a good Halloween! Make sure to get lots of rest and recharge 🫶
I’m pretty sure I just got like 8 ad breaks on a 30 min YouTube video 🫠
October 31, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I’m pretty sure I just got like 8 ad breaks on a 30 min YouTube video 🫠
Well today was more event than I think I meant for it to be, excited to go home and game or watch something 😴
October 31, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Well today was more event than I think I meant for it to be, excited to go home and game or watch something 😴
Sleep schedules has been so off lately 😮💨 can’t sleep more than two hours at a time
October 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Sleep schedules has been so off lately 😮💨 can’t sleep more than two hours at a time
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Does this mirror make my ass look fat?
October 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Does this mirror make my ass look fat?
Does this mirror make my ass look fat?
October 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Does this mirror make my ass look fat?
Catching up on much needed sleep or playing tft and league 👀
October 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Catching up on much needed sleep or playing tft and league 👀