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oh my god
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Why do I have 5 meetings scheduled the day before winter break starts? 4 of which are in the afternoon. The last ending at 4:30.
December 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Remember in high school when the Brother of the Poor of Saint Francis of Assissi who taught your French class came into the study hall so he could play Kyrie by Mr. Mister for you all?
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
A side effect of having really solved many of my productivity issues is that now many of my tasks are blocked by needing things from other people
December 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
My dumbass county switched to paper ballots because of Trump's stupid bullshit and the effect was
1) Long ass lines at the polling place
2) It was harder to read
3) Took longer to fill out
4) You got to deal with that test anxiety from school where you're worried you didn't bubble correctly
December 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
We have to test this, the best way would be to send Elon Musk to North Sentinel Island
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Every game is a roguelike because every time you play it you are a different person
December 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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In case you were wondering what it’s like to boot a free to play mobile game in 2025
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The beginning of Joy to the World is NASTY

The Lord is WHAT?
The Earth WHAT'S her king?
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I was looking at a tech gift guide, and there was absolutely no new cool things anymore. Just the same stuff but "better"? Maybe?
December 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
That's why she was #1 and #2 on my year end statistics
Sabrina Carpenter: Braver and more powerful than Nintendo and Microsoft combined.
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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“Have you tried losing weight?” - Pagliacca’s doctor
December 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
December 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Duolingo announced it was going “AI-first” just over six months ago. Since then its stock is down 64%.
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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I’m sad to announce that the assistant managers have all been raptured
December 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
December 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
You don't understand. That was the pen I used for my to-do lists. The lists that I make on index cards that have been really helping me stay productive this past month and obviously without that particular pen it will all come crashing down
Devastating: area man loses emotional support pen
December 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Devastating: area man loses emotional support pen
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
For the first time, I got a text from Fedex saying that I needed to pay some tariffs and like a good person who paid attention to my security trainings at work I didn't click the link and went to the FedEx website myself and found the appropriate place to do it myself.
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Whoever named their porta potty company "Honey Bucket" needs to be in jail
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Boy you really can't ask people multiple questions in an email and expect them to answer all of them, huh?
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I'm not even joking (from the Polls on the Playstation Blog)
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I don't want @travismcelroy.bsky.social to die, but I do want @aabria.bsky.social on Til Death Do Us Blart 🤔
November 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
In case you didn't know, there's a Mickey Mouse show where he and his friends are drawn to a talking house in the woods that contains portals to alternate dimensions.
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The Steam Machine is really funny to me because I'm sure Microsoft would have loved to make a simple, console-like PC gaming product but there's no way they could do it without Steam, which for them would mean it would have to have Windows Installed, which would immediately tank such a product.
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM