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Tarl
@tarlbludworth.bsky.social
· Nov 29
You are a work of art. I want to pin you to the wall.
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I feel like all my mental health issues would be solved if I could just spend a few minutes in nature every day and also get a million dollars.
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I feel like all my mental health issues would be solved if I could just spend a few minutes in nature every day and also get a million dollars.
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Didn’t get to be a sexy nurse for Halloween so I’m going to be a slutty turkey for Thanksgiving.
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Didn’t get to be a sexy nurse for Halloween so I’m going to be a slutty turkey for Thanksgiving.
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I used what money I had to pay most of a car payment from last month and replace the the ignition coils. Turns out that might not be the only car issue and I still can't afford the testing I need done to start my 2nd job.
Any amount helps.
Any amount helps.
As explained below, if you'd like to help this lady (me) be able to get to work and start her second job so she can care for herself, please consider sending me a little money. I've a catalog of erotic audio to listen to as thanks.
Throne: throne.com/ladyscarlett...
Cash app: $LadyScarlettBlush
Throne: throne.com/ladyscarlett...
Cash app: $LadyScarlettBlush
October 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I used what money I had to pay most of a car payment from last month and replace the the ignition coils. Turns out that might not be the only car issue and I still can't afford the testing I need done to start my 2nd job.
Any amount helps.
Any amount helps.
Got a jump on Halloween by dressing like a slutty vampire on October 1st and every day since then.
October 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Got a jump on Halloween by dressing like a slutty vampire on October 1st and every day since then.
Celebrating hump day by getting fucked every way except the fun sexual ways.
October 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Celebrating hump day by getting fucked every way except the fun sexual ways.
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I would never get Botox. I need to be able to aggressively frown at Cybertrucks
October 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I would never get Botox. I need to be able to aggressively frown at Cybertrucks
I would love you more if you were a worm.
September 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I would love you more if you were a worm.
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I thought of the FUNNIEST thing to say last night in bed. I've forgotten it but man, real knee slapper
September 29, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I thought of the FUNNIEST thing to say last night in bed. I've forgotten it but man, real knee slapper
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you’re never more than 10 feet away from someone texting “lol” with a completely expressionless face
September 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
you’re never more than 10 feet away from someone texting “lol” with a completely expressionless face
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My kingdom for the kind of unbridled, raucous, soul mending fuck you can’t silence through walls nor shame.
September 5, 2025 at 6:17 AM
My kingdom for the kind of unbridled, raucous, soul mending fuck you can’t silence through walls nor shame.
I was really motivated for about thirty minutes there
August 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I was really motivated for about thirty minutes there
Wait, FTW means "For The Win" and not "Fuck The World"??
What's next? Are you gonna tell me LMAO doesn't stand for "Leave Me Alone, Ogre"?
What's next? Are you gonna tell me LMAO doesn't stand for "Leave Me Alone, Ogre"?
August 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Wait, FTW means "For The Win" and not "Fuck The World"??
What's next? Are you gonna tell me LMAO doesn't stand for "Leave Me Alone, Ogre"?
What's next? Are you gonna tell me LMAO doesn't stand for "Leave Me Alone, Ogre"?
Movies and television led me to believe I would encounter more unaccompanied pies cooling on windowsills.
August 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Movies and television led me to believe I would encounter more unaccompanied pies cooling on windowsills.
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I need new glasses & they’re almost $500, due to the universe blessing me at birth w/ partial blindness. If that’s something you wish to support, you can here. New posts soon but it’s writings, photography, playlists & occasional reminders that you matter. ✨🖤🌻 buymeacoffee.com/thesassiestsemite
TheSassiestSemite is weaving delicate webs of want & whimsy with words, wardrobes & wit.
🍾🎉RELAUNCHING🎉🍾 Hey there, it’s me! LittleMissLizz. TheSassiestSemite. TheTwitchyPixie. Punk Rock Amélie. That weird girl. Sometimes people just call me Lizz. Welcome to my Buy Me a Coffee Page - a pa
buymeacoffee.com
August 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I need new glasses & they’re almost $500, due to the universe blessing me at birth w/ partial blindness. If that’s something you wish to support, you can here. New posts soon but it’s writings, photography, playlists & occasional reminders that you matter. ✨🖤🌻 buymeacoffee.com/thesassiestsemite
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I do have a spiritual side. I've seen Ghostbusters, like, ten times.
August 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I do have a spiritual side. I've seen Ghostbusters, like, ten times.
Love, laugh, lycanthropy
July 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Love, laugh, lycanthropy
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First they came for the extroverts, and I did not speak out because I’m very introverted.
July 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
First they came for the extroverts, and I did not speak out because I’m very introverted.
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Carpet Dime!
Go out there and pick up that loose change from the floor!
Go out there and pick up that loose change from the floor!
July 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Carpet Dime!
Go out there and pick up that loose change from the floor!
Go out there and pick up that loose change from the floor!
I need some extra cash this summer, so for a small fee I will come by with a spray bottle and mist you with cold water every once in a while like you are produce at the grocery store.
July 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I need some extra cash this summer, so for a small fee I will come by with a spray bottle and mist you with cold water every once in a while like you are produce at the grocery store.
Resting Daydreamer Face
July 15, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Resting Daydreamer Face
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"Get me some ice cream, I gave blood today"
Him: "You can't say that every month!"
{Clutches ovaries} "GASP"
Him: "You can't say that every month!"
{Clutches ovaries} "GASP"
July 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"Get me some ice cream, I gave blood today"
Him: "You can't say that every month!"
{Clutches ovaries} "GASP"
Him: "You can't say that every month!"
{Clutches ovaries} "GASP"
I could never date someone who is much younger than me. I am too tired to learn new slang. I would just be agreeing to anything because I wouldn't know what she was talking about.
July 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I could never date someone who is much younger than me. I am too tired to learn new slang. I would just be agreeing to anything because I wouldn't know what she was talking about.
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There’s a road construction where I live that outlasted 3 of my relationships
July 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
There’s a road construction where I live that outlasted 3 of my relationships
I spent the last twenty years telling everyone I am 5'11 because that's what they told me in Army basic training. The nurse just told me I am a little over 6'. My life has been a lie. What have I been missing out on?
June 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I spent the last twenty years telling everyone I am 5'11 because that's what they told me in Army basic training. The nurse just told me I am a little over 6'. My life has been a lie. What have I been missing out on?